MMS

MMs just said fuck it, don't even care if our pumps look believable anymore

So bro created a war , lost it and the market went up. MMs dumbest people in the world

Feels hella sus, price keeps getting insta-bought right under max pain. MMs sitting there with the hedge button locked and loaded 💀

Fuck these mms making me feel like there is hope for my puts right now

Anyone playing SPY or QQQ 0DTE’s is just setting money on fire. You have to pick a ticker or allow at minimum a day so you can let it move overnight. MMs have been pinning and Theta fucking everyone playing dailies on them for a minute.

Could MMs make it any more obvious they can’t let SPY close below $674 today? Lmao the fucking manipulation is infuriating but predictable.

Strait opens 📈2.5% Strait closed 📈2.4% MMs can fondle my balls

This prolly gonna dump last 30 so theta fucks bears and bols get caught being greedy and MMs win 

USO wants to go up... let it happen MMs

MMs would rather commit seppuku than pay out a few puts

Soon there will be more intraday Trump posts and SPY options will be HTE (Hours to Expiry)...these greedy MMs and insider fuks need MOAR profeets!

MMs and Algos seem hell bent on keeping SPY propped up today, they’ve been wanting any excuse to buy like mad and they aren’t going to let any headlines get in the way of that today. Theta chop fuck-fest for the rest of the day as a result

Honestly surprised SPY hasn’t fallen off a cliff. Maybe MMs have a surprise pump again instead

don’t give me hope MMs. Its ok just let them expire worthless

We're getting a dip to buy. MMs taking it down to get in. Don't be a dumbass paperhand This has been a Me-Regarded market quick tip of the day, but only the tip

HOODers can’t see the market right now, quick send SPY to zero so everyone else can load the boat MMs

1 phone call = SPY 1% Like I said before MMs are set to "Buy Now, Ask Later"

This is how the mms get us.  Chop it for a month straight.  No one will see nothing coming. 

For the first time in weeks it is appearing bullish in here... MMs about to unload bags

MMs got moongos txt lololol SPY 700

MMs don't want people to panic and pull all their money out of the stock market.

I thought I sold my puts too early this morning but the mms are blessing me with another opportunity tomorrow.

This is the MMs saying not to believe the fear in mango blowing up an entire country, but also theyre probably scared as fuck too hence the -1% earlier. This is so fucked

Friendly reminder that the MMs are always 2 steps ahead of you. All y’all think this is pricing in no TACO, but it’s actually pricing in shit happening two weeks out.

everyone knows its a bad situation and the market is going to tank but MMs going to hedge by buying to avoid the massive wall of puts.

A whole civilization will die tonight folks! That's right mms be afraid!!!

I love the way they don't realise that apparent patterns are part of randomness. They are watching a dude tossing a coin day in, day out. You are bound to have a sequence of 20 heads at some stage, but when it happens they all befoul themselves with excitement and say hurr durr now tell us it is not rigged by the MMs

Morning to mid afternoon pump to hit the doomers then MMs build their own short positions and dump the market?

Billionaires and MMs?

USO up $2 rapidly, why isn't SPY up 2%? Come on MMs, you made me believe.

Ruh-roh. I gotta hand it to the MMs. I stopped loading puts because I got tired of losing money. Sounds like you regards loaded calls because tAcO TuEsDaY. We're all dogs in God's hot car.

MMs suck

Because MMs don’t want retail to profit off the market declining

Highly sus that MMs didn’t hunt down my stop loss all day

Selling my puts, you did good MMs

MMs are enablers

MMs buying time till market closes

MMs collectively plugging their ears shouting LALALALALALALALA and smashing the buy button.

Kinda feels like the MMs are pumping the market so they can crash it.

Just ban options trading bro. MMs getting too fat on our degeneracy.

My gawd this market is delusional for believing 🥭 once again. How many times do these old mms need to learn their lesson???

Imma be a good boy and sell my MCD calls for a 3k profit and then spend the rest of the day watching salty warmongering bers get their asses absoutely fuckin ripped apart by MMs. What a great day this has been so far

They need an excuse to pump so just generate some bullshit headline everyday so it won’t look completely irrational. I think he definitely talked to MMs.

MMs woke up?

Looks like MMs are also bored of the Iran war just like they were bored of tariffs. ATH Friday

From an Iranian pov, if the West doesn’t feel max economic pain from this aggression/bombing/war and learn to leave Iran alone—why would they agree to open up the strait? continuing until there’s a global recession is the best play from irans pov. Wish I would have got into oil a month ago. Too afraid of market manipulation and irrational MMs

This is just gonna crab walk until 🥭 speaks at 1p ET. It's supposed to be just about the downed pilot rescue mission. Even if he doesn't say something to move the market, the MMs will invent one to drill or moon.

DMX's Ruff Ryder's anthem was: Stop Drop Shut 'em down Open up shop I've now realized this was a cypher for WSB and needs to be played backwards: Open up shop (calls) (MMs) Shut 'em down Drop Stop (loss) (RIP big dawg. Can't believe it's been 5 years.)

Open the Fuckin' Casino, you crazy bastards, or I'll be able to keep my money -- JUST WATCH! Praise be to MMs!

My gut tells me it should go down today because of the way it is. But I been known to get my shit packed by the MMs and pedo elites before