MMS

Ask MMs to peg you instead. They are pro

Hey MMs I'm buying puts on Tuesday!

Looking at level 2 10min before close you can see how mms control the price and force it down so that your calls expire worthless hilarious.

Holy shit you can’t make that up SPY ending 0.00% Well done MMs you sack of shit

MMs big gay

What a fucking rug! Well played MMs well played 😀🔫

I dont even think the MMs believe in this anymore

MMs manipulation to shakeout before it pumps over the weekend imo

feels like the mms already set the upper and lower limits, turned off their computers and we’re still just getting baited into staring at it for hours

This market is so sideways, it kills bears and bulls. Honestly impressive work from the MMs

Someone said our boy sold AMZN so MMs will pump this shit up now to fuck with him

MMs shaking weak hands before going back to ATH. I don't know just talking out my ss

Honestly MMs just gonna fuck with everyone and SPY ends 0.00% for the day

MMs made an options pit

And now we V back to where we just were. MMs are fucking angry at retail today holy shit

MMs are holding amazon guy back

We need another GameStop situation to punish the MMs 😡

MMs just gathering liquidity for the next leg down?

The MMs are onto me I’m having to fight to scalp these damn calls.

MMs are gakked on yeyo this morning

MMs smoking crack this morning and fighting over keyboards

god i feel like mms will crash the market just so i wont make money,.

fuck this market, fuck the mms, fuck orangoman, fuck eveveryone trading, fuck me too, i'm out. fuck dis.

AMZN guy should have shut the fuck up about his position. Now the MMs won’t allow him to make money

You retards funding MMs coke bender hooker Valentine's day weekend when you could have saved it and bought something nice for your ai girlfriend. 

I wonder who's selling - scared retailers on margin or MMs trying to buy on the cheap. My guess it's the former.

I am once again asking for a +15% ASTS pump today, make it happen MMs. Almost there, only +16% more to go.

i think jobs numbers and CPI that are each better than expected provide enough confusion and a smoke screen for a mini-pump for exit liquidity so big money can dump the more likely scenario is that the jobs picture is worse (bad for PR, good for rate cuts) and CPI is worse (bad for PR, bad for rate cuts). knowing this administration, the "real numbers" were provided to MMs and large financial institutions, who will play this confusing confluence of numbers like a fiddle. there is no easy "clear" direction here, either way you slice it, which is taco regime's M.O. on all things. in the absence of clarity and confirmation, while we're near ATHs, i'm favoring the downside. big $ knows rates will be cut and they'll jump back into the market in march or april after some air's been let out of the bubble.

Clown market thinking 3 rate cut now, no way this happening another cooked up story by MMs

I get it. I'm a long term investor now. Fuck MMs

Like that every day. I'm not sure, I think premarket officially opens or something, MMs settling things out

Not knowing what a MM actually is or what they do, is a surefire way to out yourself as a poor. I would wager the venn diagram of those buying 99% chance to expire worthless single leg contracts from MMs and those who dont know what a MM does, is a circle. Yes im talking about you. 💅

The general sentiment is way down, but the MMs have been setting up some sick premarket head fakes this week, and breaking some ankles.

Mms are filthy thieving bastards. Prove me wrong...

Can we all collectively pretend like we bought puts tmrw so MMs will pump the market

Relief rally tomorrow on tariff softening? Seems right. Middle East war over the weekend that will be a bunch of theater. Green into Nvda earnings after the MMs get cheap retail shares

Sadists MMs staying late to pull off one more mini flush

Woah, it's almost as if the MMs are a bunch of fucking idiots chasing short term profit without any real understanding of how that massively undermines their own in-built structural competitive advantages and this all ends when they get memed again

All y’all asking “why this” and “why that” MMs said fuck your options that’s why

Why the fuck are consumer staples pumping like crazy?? Don't these regarded MMs know that the consumer is super cooked?

75% of the COIN options were puts so everyone was piling on the “right” side, but MMs were like hold my beer.

Holding calls overnight betting on the MMs treating today as the day to ber trap an entire subreddit and we moon tomorrow

Those who bought COIN options just donated money to gay MMs 😂

I heard the MMs live on epsteins island

Please tell me the greedy MMs are just trapping as many bears as possible right now.

Soon MMs will sell off their inflated defensives and rotate back into tech for dirt cheap.

You retards are fucked. AI’s taking all your jobs and the companies best positioned to benefit from this are worthless. Go buy some Crocs tho, lmao — MMs (probably)

MMs acting like my port was listed in the files

Hey MMs I panic sold everything, it would be a crying shame if a massive V happens now

MMs just trying to shake people off their options lol. Makes sense TBH. They gotta make money too. Flat by close?