MMS

MMs just trying to shake people off their options lol. Makes sense TBH. They gotta make money too. Flat by close?

Guys, the market is controlled by a few elites who control the MMs. Just like the banks. It’s all a facade. And it’s becoming clear they want to take as much money from everyone as possible now. They destroyed bears in 2025 and are going to continue to rip from bears and bulls this year until the curtains come off. Everything is unraveling, but the market will stay propped up as long as it needs to because at the end of the day, it’s a tool for the elite to take your money. Ive been following this thread for a year now, I’ve enjoyed some good ups and downs, I love the banter in here and enjoy inversing WSB. I am selling everything except google, putting a bit of money into some foreign currencies, pulling money from my banks, holding physical cash and buying some physical gold. Bad things will happen this year as the elites are exposed. If you can see through all the media and all of the propaganda around various countries, it really feels like WW3 is a possibility and at the very least, a serious geopolitical shakeup is coming. SPY will eventually go to 700 before the drop because enough regards will believe that’s a good sign. This current range is meant to make you believe there is some modicum of market stability. And the elites love regards. Regards have been fattened up for slaughter. This is financial advice. Do not try to time bitcoin, it’s a joke. Stop buying meme stocks. Wait for the crash before buying back into some overvalued sectors like space. Be responsible and help family manage their 401ks. Good luck

MMs - nothing to see here, everything is fine 🔥

QQQ death while GOOG flat/slightly up is the goldilocks zone for my port. More of this please, MMs I've been a good boy

Can we just pick a direction mms making a killing on this theta shit

MMs hate good stocks, only memes

I think we should all pull a reverse uno on the MMs and just sell our shit and walk away with what we have

shrek save us from the doings of the MMs and wallstreet.. amen

Also Bondi, have you know, the S&P is not 7000..... Cuck MMs have been fighting off 7000 since November.

It's like MMs do it on purpose to get retail regards hyped only to pull the rug

I think Iran deescalations or escalations are what MMs are waiting for. If straight of hormuz gets closed for any reason it will be global shock and they aren't a fan

Nooooooo it's gonna dumb before I can buy puts! Fuck you MMs

Wish there way a way to bet on a flat theta day and get a 10x return like with 0dte calls/puts. But i guess then MMs would have doubled global gdp with their profits.

I need MU bers to keep buying puts. If there are too many calls MMs are gonna do their dumbass shenanigans again

Schizo trading tip: calling technical analysis astrology is a psyop from MMs to keep you from learning how the algos trade

He was mid jestergooning too. Insane that MMs expect us to pay attention with this shit going on

Bravo , Mms managed to checked me off from $MU early on, but I got back in with some covered calls. still down on the day but tomorrow I should be back to profit.

Pls relief rally MMs 🙏📈

MMs eatin today boys

MMs cant take this down much lower IMO....MSFT, AMAZON, META, GOOGLS are trading near all time low valuations with all time high revenue and growth

Fuck you MMs for blatant Rddt manipulation

Please, MMs, my wife is talking about taking away my femboy. PUMP IT PLEASSSSEEEEE

And we chop the rest of the day. Thank you MMs you can go fuck yourself

Why are we dumping? fuck MMs

good job mms

too many regards bought calls at open so MMs had to pull this shit

MMs think they can squeeze me out?! i have the power of time AND regardation on my side!

MMs: let me pump it a little so I can sell you my bags

Hooo-leee-fuuuk that rug to shake retail and now MMs buying it up

MMs are just fleecing you guys for option premiums. Its like taking candy from a baby. Just buy stocks and chill. Don't be greedy. 93% of option traders lose money.

Reversal is because MMs realized that good job reports means less likely we get another rate cut.

Im so fucking done!! u want MSFT at 350 be my guest sell the fucking shit out of it. u want amzn to fill in the 160 gap go for it. fucking sell those 2 stocks to buy fucking TESLA you piece of fucking shit MMs idiots

The MMs manipulation is becoming too much!

MMs are suspicious of the numbers?

Everyone here knew the numbers were cooked. Everyone kept telling everyone the numbers were cooked. Everyone kept saying ignore the numbers and check the revisions, which were an absolute disaster. But WSB is so regarded they saw one little pump and thought Wall St had bought into the whole scam and FOMO'd in. MMs would like to thank you for the exit liquidity.

Lol so I guess retail pumped it pre-market and became exit liquidity by MMs who can actually read.

Spy gagged and strapped to a chair, receiving never ending cbt by MMs and always being denied climax over 700.

Mms really like 694.20

Hilarious how I exit one trade flawlessly just to have another one absolutely shit the bed on me for no reason. It’s like MMs need to punish me for making even the slightest green 🖕😆

Everything opens blood green. MMs need to pin SPX at 6970. AMZN MSFT suddenly down 1%. No manipulation here no sir.

fucking MMs

stop losses were invented by MMs to make more money, remove your stop losses!

MMs will not let it go up if everyone buys calls

Remember, the MMs know the real numbers.  They just want to see how we react to cooked numbers.  But the rug will come.

Just following the MMs script that’s been in place since October

Hey MMs. Stop being huge vaginas. SPY 700. Goooooooo

Shhh 😔. I’m convinced the MMs are out to get me and only me.

why it won't dump tomorrow: MMs saw the bear job report post on WSB, sold puts and are waiting to cash in free money

Every single person here got out of MU. Its really important that the MMs know that we all sold MU for a loss and opened up short positions.

Damn I been seeing too many with 3/20 expirations I might have to roll further out so the MMs dont cuck me while cucking yall