MMS

MMs: oh cool government reopening. Ok so anyway what are we dumping on retail tomorrow lol. Also wanna do sushi again?

MMs are sick in the head lmao I set a 25674 SL on NQ so if it crashes while I'm afk I still walk away with something. MFers hunted me then shot back up

If you think mms are surprised, wait until they react to 🥭 signing the bill to end the shut down, the guy who wanted to use Snap to pressure the opponents to cave

Mms: guys, are you as surprised as us about this result? Golly gee. Look at our movements ah, thank goodness everything is fine now, buy in tomorrow? 👀

Meh, let retail pump for a day and then rug pull them. But the fact I’ve thought of it means MMs have a better idea.

The most hilarious thing is that mms pretending they haven't already priced in the open on Mondays +1.4% . Bunch a clowns

Actual quote from MMs at open tomorrow

Short term Option regards catching knives, MMs see rare opportunity to take profit

MMs working extra hard to kill premium before tomorrow

MMs just keeping this fucking pinned at flat. Such absolute bullshit.

#If I had a dollar every time I buy an option, it goes up in value, I try to sell it and take profit but my fucking broker won't fill the order so I can't take profit.....MMs steal your money in more ways than just one. LMAO🤌

MMs checked the clock and realized they forgot the V

Masterful by the MMs. NDX is barely down 0.15% and yet they are inflicting so much pain on the average WSB portfolio lol Really hats off to them. Now Imagine if they ACTUALLY dump.

American MMs should be deported tbh and their citizenships given to Euro MMs after the premarket pump they did for us.

Thanks MMs for ruining Thanksgiving and possibility Christmas

Any attempt at a price movement up is immediately kicked right back down. They do not want ANYTHING to rebound at all clearly. Thrse MMs are fucking evil pieces of shit. All of them deserve to be buried under the prison

It's like half MMs want a negative spy, half MMs want a positive spy Who will win

This is exactly what happens every morning. Start green, then huge bounces pushing down before turning and going up at about 10-11 when the MMs load up on calls

MMs heavily manipulating HOOD today. They know something…

Trust issues with NBIS - super cheap at this price but I feel like we're in for more flow fuckery from MMs so institutions can load up even more

MMs turned off the algos that let it move with NDX again. Last time this happened we bled for four days straight I think? 85-90 for institutions to load back up all over again, shit's annoying. Honestly I should've just been selling the rips and buying the dips, I'd have doubled my damn share count by now

Iv would let MMs make them regarded expensive.

The MMs wet dream

As long as there are “after hours”, MMs will eat our lunch

Unfortunately yes! The MMs are not letting it rip. I am balls deep, sitting on 5000 shares!

MMs aren't gonna let this drop that much 

The MMs trying to get me to sell my bbai shares and leaps are a joke. Weak hands. See you motherfuckers in 2027.

if it happens, prices will drop, MMs want your 2k

Looks like MMs really want NVDA to retrace the gap

WSB Bers: "This market is cooked!" MMs: "The market is cooked when I say it's cooked."

I’ve been able to set my watch to this stupid early morning dump and then spike. It’s even helped me to make a lot of money. Thanks retards dumping your shares. That includes you MMs

MMs remembering that after Terminator 1 and 2 - The whole AI story starts to get very boring DUMMMPPP ITTTTT

MMs can pump a stock, make the wage cuck retards donate their salaries and simply dump it after hours. They can do this over and over, while giving some occasionally wins to keep em hooked. Poor fucks cannot even day trade multiple times a week.

Can MMs stop fucking around with QCOM and let it shrek

MMs just fucked every call/put holder on CRWV. Citadel eating good for thanksgiving/christmas.

Sorry MMs, you couldn’t fool me today either. That’s a classic lower high setup and, even if it isn’t, you can kick rocks until we get clarity on literally any fucking thing right now.. This is a 🎪 and we’re all 🤡

Dear MMs, we get it. You run the show. Now can we please get back to regularly scheduled pump

Are the MMs ghey?

Dude last week was my worst week to date. my portfolio got fuckin corrected in a real bad way. MMs holding my stocks definitely gave a fuck

You can tell MMs are coke fiends by their tendency to make straight lines.

Being grateful to MMs for being 3% up after being down 20% in a month is textbook Stockholm Syndrome. This is me. I am now a Swede.

You put your whole port in, you pull your whole port out MMs shake it all about

Just so MMs can sell puts at open

I’m thinking of playing the opposite of pre market. MMs will never see me coming…

MMs: "Ope! Almost had it. You're gonna have to be quicker than that."

Yeah for the MMs

Market pumping bots out in full force today. MMs about to ream the bols again.

Stimmy will go straight to roboinhood accounts, get taken by MMS, then inflation will go up even more 😂

Was this the actual V bulls had been waiting for? Were MMs just covering their shorts to end the week? Find out on the next episode Monday on Dragon Ball Z

Typically I don't give this out. But here you go as I am feeling a little charitable to you, the most miserable bunch on this beautiful planet. It is 'buy META'. Reason: Puts are all 1 Delta now and dear MMs are unwinding shorts. This should be at 680-700 in the next week.