MMS

Too many regards here holding puts through weekend MMs are going to anal fuck bears next week

MMs, please save my $GOOGL calls A men

I expected a squeeze in META if it crossed 620 and it did. MMs positioning is everything.

MMs are positioning for Monday's open. We should open about +.3% but will probably fall to negative territory pretty fast.

MMs are positioned so that it's easier to drop than to go up. Likely scenario? SPX futes go up 0.3% AH on Sunday-Monday, then drop .5-6% at open. If NDX futes rise less than SPX, expect a really red day.

Honestly options are too low risk and not volatile enough. Hear me out chat what if we had options on options MMs hire me I’m onto something here

Bear market canceled or was this just the tip and MMs fully jam it in on Monday

Could be MMs are training retail to buy the dip… to prepare for the big drop. 🤔

The cynic in me believes the V was just MMs screwing over put holders and the normal program will resume on Monday

Still pumping after hours. MMs definitely know something we don't

MAX PAIN 672 MMS DO YOUR JOB

“And then we convinced people that a chip company was worth more than the GDP of most countries!” - MMs probably

MMs charging up the the spirit bomb like goku saying, "people of earth, lend me your liquidity!"

Oh look.. MMs turned their algos off on GLD so volume is low and it’s inversing SPY like it’s meant to 🙄

Broke even. Im done for the day. Thank the dark prince Lucifier. Fuck mms for crushing my put iv

MMs are praying people don't suddenly want some silver.

I'm too pussy to buy puts at open, I'll wait until 1pm when all the moves will happen and I'll be fucked by theta and MMs

MMS just gave a sneak peak

Hedging my whole port with $1500 in RGTI spaghetti puts. Let’s dance MMs 🕺

MMs gonna bait so many shorts under 100k

MMs can smell bull desperation, they’ll drag this on

Market is not rigged when you buy shit stocks. But it is rigged when MMs can sell things “after hours” and wipe out options. You can never win them.

Don’t be PANICAN. MMs this week have taken largest positions in ETFs, they might take the market down overnight to take more positions BUT tomorrow onwards after the shutdown is over, this bull will run like never before. Trust the process.

There are a few tickers that are propped up because it's just more profitable for mms to destroy everyone who bets against them. Those are CVNA, TSLA, and PLTR.

Another red day would really scare people. MMs dont want to scare investors out; they havent unloaded their bags yet. They want to keep reinforcing the idea that it will always come back so in the process they buy all their bags.

Flood the zone with so many conflicting options positions that the MMs won't know what hit them

I think a lot of ppl bought $1 puts... expect some resistance by MMs.

I think it has to. Otherwise it would activate my 1dte puts I bought at close and I'd make even more money going down and the MMs hate when retail makes money

What if tomorrow, HOOD went to 150 as a joke? That would be such a funny prank from MMs. They would totally get me and I'd hate it haha

I followed every rule this time. Bought META when RSI was 'pretty' oversold. Looked into some MMs positioning as well. Still got reamed. What is floor for META this time? Anyone see a chance of a bounce to 700 this month?

MMs, you do know it would be very gay to give the gay bears what they want, right?

Looks like it was just lunch break. Piece of shit MMs back from lunch break and ready for more selling

amazing day, scalped calls and puts for close to 10k, bought shares for some beaten down names my take: MMs want to shake out retail or collect from overleveraged retail for a bit to make their performance for the year look better we'll get a santa rally then 2026 is going to be potentially really rough, start of the bear market? or it just might begin now, that's cool too

Come on MMs, I'm sure some of you are reading this.. you know it would be hilarious if we ended at +2 right?

this is why we don't crash quickly anymore and get it over with. MMs just sold a bunch of 0dte puts to the late bears, and now they won't let it drop anymore. chop time.

MMs gotta clear out your leverage.

Maybe if we all gather our money and create our own hedge fund, we can start rug pulling these bitch ass MMs too. So how much do we have between us? Like tree fiddy, maybe four?

Sell-off looks real today. Dont even see a real rotation from tech to boomer stocks minus a few. Buttcoin also dropping and vix spiking. Be careful tho. The mms know when u buy puts.

\> MMs ain’t trying to make 3.4% off a HYSA the retardation here knows no bounds

Every company making record profits. Yall think this shit will dump. MMs ain’t trying to make 3.4% off a HYSA Money goes into the market. SPY 690 EOM

Mark my words. Markets will crash on the day SCOTUS makes their ruling on tariffs. The MMs have already choreographed this. Source: [My ass](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/eg01t2/an_old_ass_picture/)

Can the MMs pump or dump this shit already? Theta already wiped my account but any movement would be appreciated 🥲

I think the liquidity crisis from yesterday is temporarily solved because the mms got all the liquidity they needed from people who sold yesterday

Oh, suddenly people want to buy META? Fuck you bitch ass MMs.

Yeah to MMs

The amount of people straight begging the market or telling the MMs what their strikes are is dismaying. Dont beg

"AI Bubble", more like MMs spreading fear so they can add cheap shares.

NBIS pump. Yesterday feels like MMs fucking around with us.

Another day of MMs fukery, there goes all the profit

Come on MMs. We need spy 677 by open