MMS

It's over 🥭. MMs are saving powder for the Space cuck's IPO...

Sometimes I wonder if MMs are this stupid, they just believe anything

he praised allah wut more do mms want!?

Is the 35 minutes after market open thing true? MMs will make that shit flat

Scalp whatever you can tomorrow. Theta gonna be the play for MMs. Too much speculation on the downside so if the moves happen either way, it’s going to be a news driven catalyst.

Puts were too obvious. Calls it is. Always inverse WSB bc that’s what MMs do to us 99%

You've heard of dead internet theory, but what about dead market theory? It feels like algos (and MMs) are trading back and forth at low levels and artificially manipulating the price. How else could SPY be green on news like we're seeing?!

MMs won't ever let a circuit breaker happen

fuk u MMs for thursday, got more puts for monday and already paid for them off baseball bets 🐻  🌈 

Shit are you for real or are you rage bait? Oil is the largest and most liquid market in the world after illegal drugs. Larger and more liquid = harder to rig. What are you doing trading in markets which you yourself believe to be rigged by, don't tell me, "MMs and algos" when surely even you accept that you are far from the sharpest tool in the shed?

if the MMs let you

true but how do we explain going from blood red yesterday to green MMs didnt wanna pay out puts so algos pumped a lil and calls and puts go wrecked if you didnt sell at the correct time

Probably sideways chop for months since the MMs don't allow corrections anymore

So after the big expiry on 20 March we had a brief period where the market was able to move more organically. That is now over as MMs have re-pinned to new expiries and it will take complete Armageddon or the return of Jesus to break the pinned range. If you want somewhat organic trading you have to look outside of America, where markets are not an options conveyor belt.

1 hour til MMs make bank on futes due to the unemployment numbers

Another big part is that the market is way too much just passive ETF traders or fixed 60/40 portfolios. Those ETFs are not running out the door and panic selling… they are all buying the dip if anything to rebalance. Then the other big part of the market are MMs that make a lot of money from just flattening the market and delaying any extreme moves. We need more stock pickers or

honestly I think MMs found their way to manipulate these too

It really was the MMs JPM had to roll a shitton of options at the end of the quarter to cover their collar options play, that jacks up IV in a market where the IV is already high from shit like I ran because a huge fund of theirs gets into OTM options as a hedge and rolls positions every quarter Also the price action was influenced by the MMs to fry far OTM put and call holders praying for huge swings (retail) going into today after a 🥭 speech - the end of a short trade week when most options expire. The speech creates a gamma event many MMs probably also got rumor of from the inside, which explains a lot of pump going into today (buy the rumor). After the gamma event, its just a matter of thetaing out if your an MM so you don't get assigned. Best us little people can hope for is grab a crumb like the call I held this morning that went from .02 to .80 in a couple minutes then back down to .40 almost instantly (i bought around .40 yesterday at close)

wsb mad and MMs, name a more iconic duo 🤣

Bro I hope Ghalibaf goes through with his word and cracks down on the MMs. Make Bears Great Again

Mms fuking us

Meh, im about 99% positive that Iran will attack Israel sometime before Monday morning. Yesterday started Passover, that coupled with those of the Jewish faith not conducting business during Passover. Its a setup for the MMs. There was also very low volume on the markets today, so not much propping up the prices. There are also a bunch of FTDs coming up on the 10th for SPY and those same MMs will do MM things to make that $.

Open the fucking casino tomorrow. I need my 6k refund off MMs bullshit today

Market gave me ptsd so dusted off oldschool scalp playbook. Probably will go with it for the foreseeable future. Fuck you MMs

At this point im basically a wounded frightened animal getting hunted by MMs

If there is a MAJOR TACO this weekend you know MMs got the heads up.

ok, now i know the conspiracy bros are right and ThetaGang MMs really are out to fuck your wife and steal your kids and eat your dogs

MMs are wild for *this one* 🤣

The market is green on a +11% oil day. This is MMs stealing from you

The pedo MMs clapped these cheeks today

MMs manipulating SPY Countries manipulating commodities Goth girls manipulating me # WHERE DOES IT STOP 😔

I'm supposed to believe MMs are buying at these prices before a 3 day weekend given current circumstances?

Look at this fake pump on semiconductors and other speculation stocks.  Oil is still way up and my airlines are still down.  Maybe the strait is open for AI stocks only, whatever, it is definitely not MMs refusing to pay out puts for the nth time this year.

So spy has moved exactly $0.17 over the past week despite oil spiking 20% If you're confused as to why, keep in mind that MMs just made billions in theta in a week where vix spiked to over 30.

MMs a bitch fr

MMs don’t want to pay anyone

Absolute fucking masterclass by MMs today ensuring anyone who bought dailies got theta’d to fucking death.

were gonna get the news after close that the MMs already knew this morning, arent we?

MMs should be investigated

watch MMs and algos buy to hold over weekend… great way to keep the poors poor

MMs really want me to paper hand these puts

Upvote if you hate mango and MMs

all this shit makes perfect sense when you realize the MMs want this shit to close as flat as possible going into the long weekend so they don't get assigned unless you get real volume, their algos will keep us rangebound all day a relatively normal end to an insane week in the casino

MMs laughing as they hand people bags before a super chaotic weekend

Y’all should manifesting for a crash only then it will crash. MMs will only let it crash when you guys get euphoric and buy calls. So buy calls plzzz

MMs fucking everyone over today

So nice of the MMs to chop it the rest of the day

Oil up 10%? Iran attacks Amazon data centre? War in Iran keeps escalating? Pamp it! What a fkin clown market. MMs all deserve jail times

now everybody is gonna be DCA'ing and revenge trading puts and calls all day and we theta to close at 0% fucking chef's kiss MMs

Holy shit im actually going to make it thanks to mms