MMS

See how SPY is green but everything is red? MMs are milking you day by day 💀

Mom said it was MY turn to be favored by MMs *crying pepe

SPY at 660 and QQQat 600 lmfao, MMs are taking the piss

these mms belong in the nurnberg trial

I mean, what the fuck in either direction Fucking retard MMs

MMs will be some sick fuck if they kept this at 0.00 all day

aint no sane person buying this shit. these mms need to fuck off

These mms are a bunch of frauds

MMs propping this shit up

MMs love when WSB starts over talking about things.. GENERATIONAL BULL MARKET! *dump it* GOLD MAKING MILLIONAIRES! *dump it* MINERALS ARE FREE MONEY! *dump it*

Premarket MMs to us bulls at 8:40AM: OLE!

Still going to stay in GLD I don't trust things right now. MMs love a big April dump especially when they know in advance

MMs will do as needed to hedge and hold strikes static. Next week is anyone’s guess.

#shits gonna V premarket. Classic MMs not letting retail buy the dip

MMs gonna be looking for those weak handed retail traders by stop loss hunting at market open.

MMs trying to V this overinflated pig. They’ll succeed. They can’t exit their positions if the circuit breakers go off. It will be a slow bleed, with an occasional 3% drop. They need retail to bag hold all the worthless garbage they’ve been collecting, like REE companies, BTC miners, big tech that spent a fortune on their server farms, and high flying stocks with zero revenue.

They saw the GLD hype and MMs decided to dump before you could withdraw into Gold 🪦

Thr volume on each trade occurring right now is at most a couple hundred shares at a time. Most less than 30 shares at a time. When the market opens, MMs better fucking buy at these low prices. God damnit.

Startup formed 3 months ago. Employs 2 regards. Has 0 products. Has $0 revenue. VCs and MMs: Ya, this company is valued at $5bn. lol.

These MMs are prepping for such an obvious historic buy the dip in preparation for the money printer. Unfortunately for me my money is already deployed

Ppl removing money to put into gold. You think MMs will tolerate that? 😂😂 they’ll tank this market in one go to squeeze you before you leave 🪦

STOP saying the gold word before you make the MMs dump it so we can all make money thank you

Never forget that tomorrow is monthly opex and MMs need price to finish at a certain level.

Aside from Gold, my only other green asset is Smith & Wesson. MMs think something is going to happen.

SPY to MMs => Rug me baby one more time!

Market is scared Worried itself into a red day over nothing burger I do wonder if this was manufactured fear by MMs

Looks like the MMs just got the notification that it’s a surprise conference about IVF and not about tariffs lol

You ain’t shaking me out you greasy MMs

Future me: "what a masterful bear trap MMs"

Cry more about manipulation that’ll totally make the MMs stop guys

NO FAIR. IV ON PUTS ARE HIGH. MMs KNOW THE TWEET IS COOKING

WHEN DO WE GET NEW MMs. I HATE THESE MARKET MAKERS

MMs have done an amazing job keeping /ES pinned below VWAP since the AH market closed.

10mins until we can see the real price action for today. Instant dip back to todays low, or moon back to start price? letsgoo. Unhedged and unlubed, ready for the MMs to fuck me

MMs having fun with us today!

The gay thing is looks like MMs are taking the opportunity to rotate back into megaclowns

Feels like MMs trying to shake us out of our precious rare earth minerals.

Incase yall didnt realize, they wiped the floor with both sides, and now it will chop around flat. MMs thank you for your premium donation.

MMs getting us to buy just so they can slowly sell it all off to us mid-day. Boiling a frog so it doesn’t notice 😭

"Sunk cost fallacy" is a psy-op by MMs to get me to drop my positions right before they turn around.

MMs ain’t paying out those calls and puts. THETAGANGBANG KREMEPIE BUKAKKE

Dammit, now our MMs are going to rotate again. Lmao

Gyna is naughtier than our MMs

It is not funny. Fuktard MMs with their Shenanigans

MMs dont "pay out" contracts. Fucking incredible the amount of people trading options who wont put in the 30 minutes to learn how they work.

Wrong way MMs... wtf

Don't tell me MMs are not going to eat this pre- up.

Somehow somewhere a mofo made a mil off of cooking oil contracts while MMs nibble on my puts premium for 2k 😮‍💨

Smart 🥭 my port cant be cooked if MMs cant afford oil

In all seriousness, the move to red is likely because MMs see taco wanting to escalate, or we're so weak against gyna that we have to use cooking oil tariff