MMS

MMs getting their Christmas presents today

MMs really trying to milk me for .02

mms the type of guys to take a boner pill then sniff coke and keep it limp

When you really think about it, MMs pump or dump certain stocks so it can finish where SPY/QQQ opened, the whole things a scam especially on Fridays lol

Should have known mms not going to let spy cross $690 without a fight.

Mms just told the Bol bros: "yeah we can hit ath whenever, some of yous need to pay in blood first tho"

Some more Jane Street shit. Mms would rather kill the dollar and make vampire hunting impossible than let the bers win. We've been up 3% since the anime boys raised their rate, first time in 3 decades

Puts on silver at open. Only because MMs are manipulators.

Retail does not move the market not even close.  MMS on vacation or not run by algos and those algos run 24.7

MMs on vacation while retail still trading. Retail are net buyers on average. Stocks go up. Not really complicated. Same as Thanksgiving

Don't forget to DRS your NVDA shares so MMs can't short it.

As long as through that MMs can get SPY to go up, *Mission Accomplished*

MMs you can have my foreskin for SPY +1%

Alright you can keep this flat lined market MMs. I’m going to light up my Christmas tree because I can’t pay my electricity bill anymore

MMs sitting there like how many calls can we fuck by 1pm

MMs sell, but who's buying 🎵🎸🤘

Feels like MMs will stop this

Alright MMs when I wake up in 5 hours I better see SPY 693

Close the casino before MMs remember to sell off AMZN

MMs doing everything in their power to ensure specifically my 688s make only crumbs

Who jinxed christmas ... everyone was saying markets cant be red on Christmas. MMs will never let the normies enjoy a taste of financial freedom

MMs closing out TSLA longs in preparation of long holidays?

NFLX is a buy here, and I'm tired of the mms pretending that its not.

Cmon mms send this shit up to +1.5% today

Christmas always red historically. MMs spend their money on hookers

MMs: 🎵*All I rug for Christmas, is you🎵*

get used to this shit the market will never have any volatility after the first hour ever again 23 hour trading will absolutely wreck the options market in favor of MMs

At least everyone can agree MMs are gay with this price action

Now that the MMs shook all the weak hands out of RKLB last week, it's just smart money now. In for another 1000 shares. Per my TA, short term price targets 85 --> 94 --> 107. Will re-assess once we've hit those.

Probably the most action SPY is gonna get today. Pack it up, MMs got this pinned

NVDA flat for weeks and finally rising after OPEX ends....not suspicious at alllll.....fuck you MMs ur all fat

Full eggs and protein food today, you might eat my ber ass but you're not enjoying the smell mms

take me to bed or lose me forever MMs

MMs waiting for me to add calls so they can take us red

MMs, are you fucking serious?

Low v melt up, this obvious a play only works on the bols side, mms dont like us ber bros 😮‍💨

Bol bros win another day it looks like, mms rather pump the fk out of everything, including precious metals, to keep the dollar down and the exchange rate stable 🤔 Ber bros dont show up today

I fucking hate the MMs with a passion

The MMs have already headed to their mansions in the Hamptons and are busy counting all the money we made them this year. The interns are manning the market manipulation desk this morning.

Please don't rug me MMs

I mean that we are Kevin McAllister and MMs are our family in France

every retard is selling covered calls and you think MMs aren't going to pump it? 🤣

MMs gave us a christmas fucking STEAL and BERS fudded ppl into not buying 😡👎

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MMs personally wanted to fuck you over

So max pain was bullshit today, on triple witching. So what, are MMs giving up loads of SPY to tank it now that it's after 4:15pm and loads and loads of call contracts expired ITM?

Well, MMs gave us cheap prices this week and pumped it today. Thank you MMs for once, hopefully you’ll continue being kind to us.

Mms just give us SPX 7000 at this point.

MMs absolutely HELLBENT on 680 today

Whales and MMs cashing out for the weekend