MMS

This is a gift from the MMs to get in before the Santa Rally that begins on Monday.

VIX was too low so the MMs had to dump before the next leg up next week

Just got off a Teams call with the MMs. Today's V will commence at 10:32 CST

MMs will not be made fools of. wouldn't be surprised if they drop it back to 683 range

set the ATH in after hours, then dump in trading hours. evil MMs lmao

I'm ready to become poorer while MMs become richer! Let's help them get a 3rd yacht for their dog.

SPX in a box 6875-6925, MMs will not let it fall.

Yes, MMs want it there today.

This was MMs plan all along. They were going to dump avgo regardless of performance. My puts are printing tomorrow

0% red. Fridays reversing. mms gotta keep you on your toes

You know times are hard when mms rug pull other mms

Lol, after hours ATH. Nice rig, MMs. Still expect a morning dump.

Just going longer on 🌽 thanks MMs

I could’ve just not woke up today and been better off. Really wish I sold that orcl call yesterday before close now. Gg Mms today you won

MMs gonna engineer a Christmas miracle today. We will get a red day where both bol and ber think they won.

#GOOD BEAR TRAP MMs HAHAHAHA THEY’RE ALL MISERABLE

Got your Christmas money! -MMs

MMs give zero fucks, they absorb all the selling pressure to prevent their morbidly obese inventory from devaluating

always remember: whatever you think is going to happen, will actually play out in reverse. however, MMs know you will probably inverse yourself, so it will actually be the reverse of your inverse of yourself. which means, it goes back to whatever you think is going to happen -> might not happen.

Do you guys think the MMs sit around a table like "sorry bill; today Microsoft is taking a hit so apple can fly" or "hey Larry, were gonna drop your net worth but only for a little while, we wanna make money off Oracle but the stocks to heavy right now"

What bol is fucking the MMs wife?

Mms trying so hard to not let this drop like last night now that options are involved lmao bonkers behavior. Just let it crash

So, MMs only care about revenue these days? Good to know

Does ORCL hold this dip into the day, dip lower, or pump? Only the MMs know.

Bulls be thankful MMs got what they needed overnight. Let’s buckle up for Santa rally/slow meltup towards SPX 7100.

Glad I didn't chase. Classic bool getting plowed by JPOW and MMs. Just as I predicted LMAO 🤌

MMs just squeezed out 0dte shorts today only to dump tomorrow.....classic

MMS doing what they do best killing IV on options and laughing at naked option holders

**LMAOOOOOOOOOO gave up all gains already** *bools were celebrating rate cut now it’s bers turn, and mms can’t make up their fucking minds about the markets what a shitshow*

The MMs read what you guys say. They recognized many here were saying that it's a good chance to short. So they realized it's easy money to take from you guys. This sub mirrors dum retail.

So Oracle and Adobe are both flat. The MMs always win.

IREN! LET GO OFF THAT STOCK! IT IS INSANE HOW MMs DUMP IT ON NO NEWS!

So many bears here, no wonder MMs inversed and god candled instead

bears and bulls fighting in the forest, all dirty in the mud, while MMs standing in the bush with hunting rifles.

I am smarter than the MMs and I will make money right

I DON'T CARE ANYMORE MMS GIVE ME ANY VOLATILITY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

MMs dedication to manipulating quantum poop stocks up needs to be studied

MMs playing bers booty like a drum

Up 5.5% til 10 then the cliff. Those MMs and their games

A dump to kill calls and then a pump to kill puts. Those MMs and their sick sense of humor

#NICE FAKE ASS DUMP MMs

Why are puts so expensive today? MMs know that Powell is going to tank the markets. 😒

MMs been real anal since that 12.5 billy bailout

Even when they announce 25 bps cut tomorrow spy will take a dump. Its priced in for that day at least. MMs gonna take some money off retail who overwhelmingly go the calls route before they start throwing in their money.

Then puts will print unless we enter eternal theta sideways market and MMs get even richer.

Just bought 10 straddles to confuse MMs

SPY closes over past 8 sessions: * 682.85 * 683.63 * 685.69 * 684.39 * 683.89 * 681.53 * 680.27 * 683.39 The MMs are winning.

Just buy quantum, the MMs know everyone shorts them so they pump them mercilessly

Cmon MMs just give us spy 700.

MMs avoiding max pain? I have no idea.