MMS

MMs pissed retail had fun buying puts

sideways action so MMs can fk both sides

Mms won’t even allow a 0.1% drop here

MMs REALLY don't want to pay out that JMP collar long 645 put leg today

Once again, retail loads puts so the MMs pump it ##I'M DOING MY PART!

I don't think we are getting a rug pull today. Retail has way too many puts out there. MMs are going to do what MMs do and steal from retail.

MMs this morning: "Make me liquid Jamie"

MMs also know that puts are the obvious retail play

when do 401ks hit? tomorrow? MMs will pump just to fuck everyone

Welcome to trading 101 Chapter 69. Hedge fund games. They Sell/short it, load up on an ungodly number of puts, MMs start selling to blance their gamma/delta, puts go up in value, hedgefunds offload puts/exercise and absorb the MMs shares they sell at an illogical price.  The hedge funds do the same shit with the index.

Put/call ratio is 2.75 today with a large amount of open interest on 630p and 640p. I’m thinking the MMs may actually pump it today to fuck the puts.

MMs didn't shake out enough puts yesterday with the fake pump so they are trying again today. Like, why are we even pumping? Because mango said he might pull out after they destroy all Iranian missiles and shit and don't care about the hormuz being closed? Wtf. How is that bullish lol

MMs got out last October. They are using their fun money to fuk call holders now.

LMAO -19% day. MMs trapped call holders.

MMs, hedge funds, international dipshits, and whoever-the-fuck-else panic buying off another lie. This was the second one today lmao

It’s fucking genius.  HFs buy puts. Cause a small crash, then MMs forced to sell stock. Market crashes, HFs buy the cheap shares at the bottom. MMs also short futures and the HFs absorb the short. 

MMs approaching negative gamma

? It wasnt. MMs bailed before retail could sell out, just like covid. But this seems a lot slower.

I’m no expert but it would appear we are fuk. But not enough to tank farther because you can’t let the poors make money on the way down. But you also can’t let the regarded knife catchers get capital. Troubling times MMs find themselves in.

Im still not convinced that the war will keep the market down much longer.  I feel like MMs would have rug pulled us before the first bomb dropped if it was such a big deal. And I really feel like we should've seen a more dramatic drop akin to liberation day, but we're not seeing that yet. Feels like theres too much "🥭 bad" and not enough info on what is actually going on.

Even the golf MMs screwed me over this weekend. I was rejoicing too early with betting Potgeiter top 10 and top 20 finish at Texas Children’s when he was on the cut line in 2nd round. Made a bogey last hole yesterday and finished T-21 when he made a run to T-8 in 3rd round

GET FUCKED MMS

MMs love pump and dumps lol

It really feels like MMs are not completely in control anymore huh. Yeah, they can theta half a day, and then the dump continues. When its too obvious you just cant hide it forever

Ooh look, the bulls fell for the same pre-market pump and dump they always do 🙄 Ya'll really do just like paying MMs to put in your butt don't you

Hope the mms didn't just trigger your SL 

Crazy my life is controlled by women rejecting me and mms stealing my money. At least the mms are nice sometimes

and theta fuks us all Well played MMs

All weekend I was feeling dumb for selling my puts and buying calls EoD Friday. Then MMs let me exit my calls at a profit and get back into puts before dumping. Are they dumb? 🤔

MMs / insiders are making so much money right now. Retail needs to stay out of this market. Your pockets are getting picked. fuck

Mms are giving up. -3% EOD

MMs using boomer stocks to keep this market pumped lol.

Bulls commenting V like it isn’t the trap being set by MMs

Iran exposing that the MMs and big traders are doing and calling todays open perfectly is eerie, ngl

Bears really thought that MMs would listen to a third world country about their market.

MMs will fall for anything

The back and fourth means they are talking. I wouldn't stick around ber, MMs might gut ya

It's going to be fucking hilarious seeing this gap straight back down and reach a new low by end of week. MMs salivating at end of month pay ins as exit liquidity

MMs are the type of people to wake up their significant other just to let them know they’re going to bed

JPM hedged equity fund has a 6475 put that expires tomorrow. To realize the gain on that hedge, the fund will be liquidating or exercising those 1 Delta pots today and tomorrow. They'll replace those puts with puts that have lower Delta. MMs will have to buy the underlying to reduce short exposure due to the fund's drop in put Delta.

This pump is so fake. Conditioned to buy the dip. MMs are getting desperate to get money off the sidelines.

MMs gonna pump the shit out of the market tomorrow to build false confidence in mango truths again to keep the taco trade alive Then rug everyone by wednesday

This is their game. They condition traders to buy the dip. Then cuck MMs profit on the super scary short game, that's soo unholy and demonic..... Look at AMC. You'd have a mantis green Lambo on calendar put spreads.... Like fuck-you rich.

Did MMs reset the RSI yet?

# Bols were put on this earth for: * donating money to MMs and bers * bagging the fries

bers really doing gods work, reclaiming cash that the bols surrendered to MMs through a mix of retardation and psychosis. godspeed ber bruddas

Bulls think theyre the main characters. This isnt about you MMs dont want to hand bears money any more than they want to give it to bulls

MMs don't know I'm about to *REGARDMAX*🫴🖍️

JPM collar expiring on Tuesday. I’m sure MMs don’t want to pay out that long put 

We gonna get +3% on Monday pre market then tank -19%. MMs need exit liquidity.