MMS

I wish I had the data yesterday too. Lucky MMs

Market will probably correct before April. There is no way MMs will let retail take long term profits on those positions.

MMs pumping SLV to dump it on retailers in the morning. LOL

NFLX MMs breaking their fingers smashing that sell button

MMs too busy watching talkshow…. must be reason for the flatline

My tits are ready for the greasing. Please let this happen MMs. Bring on a new generation of millionaires with a 6% pump tomorrow

“Every time I make a dumb trade it’s the MMs colluding to spite me, specifically” 95% of the posters in here, when they post in between middle school classes

MMs just checking if we were awake

MMs you are pieces of shit.

Same MMs are pumping and dumping until they catch enough retail buying calls or puts.

dark pool order of 1 billion printed yesterday. Likely a SWF or a pension fund. Fuck these MMs let’s fuck em up!!!

MMs need to get buttfucked by Mutual funds sovereign funds etc.

MMs fuckery

Your welcome for the dump asia! MMs worked very hard all day to get it ready for you =D

Time to send this to the heavens MMs

Flawless manipulation today well done MMs!

today is the most egregious bull conditioning I think I’ve ever seen. “if they think they’re immune to even this, they’ll never sell” vibes from MMs and it’s working

Is it true that this low volume pump is only being sustained by MMs covering the calls they sell to degens?

MMs: literally no reasons for us to go down Mms: pappy pwease can we get wate cuts? All this is said as metals leaving the atmosphere in the background

How many sell orders are MMs holding back right now?

obviously MMs sold too many puts and are spending the weekend at Bernie's

MMs just pumping this shit on zero volume to fuck puts. This shit is going to dump hard in the next week or 2

Such a big bear flag so of course we are gonna pump because it's just MMs fucking us

Is today the day MMs pump and dump instead of just endlessly pumping??

China absolutely geeking today, MMs risking off US assets due to fed intervention shenanigans?

The only explanation for this is everything is so bad MMs knew everyone would buy puts So pumped the market to destroy the puts

obviously MMs are pissed they caught the *ORANGE FIST* 👊

If Obrien had capped credit card fees, MMs would have impeachment his ass already idk why this fuck is getting a pass now.

2mins till MMs bend bulls over

Capitulate bears or it will never go down. Writing puts to y’all is literally free money for the MMs

Should have been 689 on Friday but MMs had to fuck us. Oh well at least I still make some money

Does jpow getting the cops called on him really matter for the market? Do MMs actually care? or is it just gonna be mooning as usual the way it has been?

My portfolio consists of SLV, GLD, IREN, and BABA. Looks like MMs gave me my one free good day for the year early this time.

A lot of puts will be bought at open tomorrow & all that money will go to MMs I am pretty sure it will be a flat day or even slightly green

Jane street literally engaged in the widespread market manipulation wsb retards are constantly accusing MMs of they're not geniuses They would not have the same returns elsewhere either.

I watch the stock too, on days like this where mms kill options, the sp gets sticky and want us to hold longer. I too believe it'll be flat and slightly red comes Monday

Looks like my Monday puts are gonna print. Shame MMs didn't let my 0DTE's print. Five bear traps in a single day is wild

The MMs are shiesty jackals

What the MMs are doing to nvda is why we hate rich people. Fuck you and ur gamma exposure.

I don’t understand how MMs decide when to take profit. I would assume a %1 ATH day would be time to take some, buy it just keeps going

MMs really pushing this to a blow off top before the crash next week?

I've stopped complaining about manipulation and have just decided to use common sense. MMs know a shit ton of people bought options today because of what we thought was the tariff decision. So they're milking everyone's premium. The real winners are the ones who didn't do shit today

Thank you MMs for this tiny drop so I can buy your index at 0.20% discount on the most expensive it's ever been 😌

Still not selling any of my puts, you're gonna have to go another leg up MMs :)

MMs really holding NVDA down. As soon as any momentum enters, you can see all the sell orders magically appear on the order book.

BERS: "ARGHH I CANT TRADE MY TRENDLINES ARGHH!!! FUCKINGS GOVERNMENT!!! FUCKINGS MMS!!!" Yet its just as simple as buy calls 😌

MMs desperately trying to get people to sell their puts before the rug

God, MMs, whoever, please let me win big. If we go up 2-3% from here ill give half of my winnings to my mom

-3% days are a lot funner than these Mickey Mouse pumps. Awefully toppy. If mms rug today 99% of this sub wpuld be wiped out.

MMs knew there would be no ruling today. Those premiums were insane and then dropped off a cliff. Everything is a grift now.