MMS

MMs, I feel so out of the loop guys! Come on, fill me in! And I don’t mean my anoos!

MMs would make way more money if they just rugged everyone right now. Ppp who control the markets are still tards

the real MMs are a part of SCOTUS

MMs are so fucking predictable with these pumps.

You wanna be on the side where MMs lose the least amount of money ... profit

Everyone and their grandmother has calls. MMs holding it back

I'll be back next week after MMs run out of steam to prop up this clown show

I'm tickled at the prospect of volatility tomorrow. Good luck with the plays, everyone. Let's gain some ground on the MMs.

Is tomorrow finally gonna be the day, the day of truth, the day that spy moves 3% in either direction? SCOTUS likely ruling on the tariffs so spy has every reason to move in one direction unless MMs decide to be assholes…

Imagine believing MMs are real and market is rigged. Nah, boi, casino just hates you.

FUCK The MMs and The Analysts

Dammit MMs are out manipulating me on a stock. Trying to jump accounts and put in higher bids then buying those in my other account lmaooo Fucking cunts

MMs strangling Nvidia price action atm

MMs don’t know what to pump anymore. You regards already pumped everything to ATHs

MMs are making it as painful as possible before they send spy flying in whichever direction they choose

Be patient and wait for the SPY pump/dump that MMs have been winding up

Could be. Hopefully the MMs let it move

MMs gotta eat

MMs might actually win. I wanna sell my puts so I can go back to sleep

Spy wants 690 but mms are trying to kill qqq to keep it below

Can we get the next spike soon pretty please MMs I wanna go back to sleep

MMs doing there best to fake everybody out

MMs serving flats today, all day, every day of 2026

If we all don't sell, stonks will keep going up, and then we all can make money. MMs hate this one simple trick.

Stupid jobs data within error, so MMs just make up a direction randomly 😂

Other important numbies delayed until February. MMs not happy about that

Dumb MMs burning calls & puts. Stock should rise tomorrow!

How many calls did you regards buy for mms to sell this aggressively on apld?

i lose money? = MMs are conspiring against me i make money? = I have outsmarted everyone else and am big genius

This dump saved my Puts. Danke MMs. Im out. Now you can pump if you want

#MMs steal your money through bid-ask spreads. They don't even care if markets go up or down. They don't control that. LMAO🤌

Supreme Court decision is likely a nothingburger but MMs will likely use it to shake out some weak hands. Jan expiration next week, should see some real fireworks

Mms want vix beaten and humiliated again today

MMs love spreading FUD. Naughty

So polymarket has it at a 78% chance that tariffs get struck down by scotus on Friday, plus there are good reasons to think that the actual chance is much higher. The real question is are MMs gonna try extremely hard to keep the markets flat on Friday regardless of what happens? They know without a question that regards are anticipating this and want to make money and know that they’ll lose a lot because the options they sell will skyrocket in value if the markets move in one direction instead of theta bouncing (they’re in for giant losses if they have to buy them back at 50x or 100x the price they initially sold them for when we cash in).

There's zero fucking reason ASTS and RKLB should even be red right now let alone how much red they are. Fucking MMs trying to rig this shit again us as always. Retail gang let's buy this shit back the fuck up.

cuz they know degens will buy calls regardless. easy money for mms

I’m in SLV poots, TSLA/ORCL/NBIS calls Some of this dooky I’m throwing at the wall better stick Fuck you MMs Love, Your Exit Liquidity Bitch

I can't think of anything that could cause a big drop other than China saying nevermind or legit price manipulation by MMs

MMs about to murder VIX down to 12 again aren’t they

My condolences to those regards who sacrificed their NBIS shares to MMs for 70$

Sorry guys, I sold NVDA 190c and the MMs are protecting my position.

MMs can absolutely lick my shit

slow controlled selloff to prevent any volatility that could increase option prices this is the market theta gang aka MMs will always win because they control the price action

I used to get easily riled by channel testing, but after the extreme amount of it the past 3 months I've grown kind of numb to it and just stopped buying except on days MMs decide to test the bottom again.

META algo be like: "buy under 650, sell above 666", MMs should hire me, I can do better than this shit

Past two days, same play book. Pump at open, drop dead 1 hour into the session. Then sideways in the PM. MMs gonna have to switch up the playbook tomorrow. Dump at open, pump 1 hour into the session, sideways to end. Theta wins again. By 2100, SPY will still be at 690

MMs got yall selling NFLX like you and your family didn’t have this shit on during the entirety of the holidays

Hit Friday’s close and you’ll trap buyers from yesterday and today, do it MMs

685 would trap the shit out of buyers, do it MMs