MMS

Damn it would be sweet if the MMs hit us with one of those 5 minute $3 drop candles

MMs realizing no one wants to buy these bags

I feel like there's a conspiracy going on behind the scenes as the market has been pumping VIX has been going up as well. Its still below $16 but if it goes up again today like yesterday....fking MMs planning something the little fuks.

MMs having their morning meeting about advanced strategies to pump Carvana

Up 4% today, spy up .66. Take that mms. My ytd is beating index for once Still down 40% all time tho

MMS accidentally sitting on the remote

Stop sweeping, little bitch ass MMs

Ahhhh i see that's what MMs were gunning for. Sneaky sneaky. So if there is a small crash/stagnation period end of year that means skyrocketing beginning of next year.

some kinda bear test day... retard MMs with a "we know its gonna gap down because of a potential war, but we got a few hours to screw with them."

No meat on the bone left for bols and the bers are all ded. MMs win again

MMs are going to be so mad when 24/7 trading becomes live. Can’t just move prices pre market anymore when a pre market doesn’t exist. Imagine the poors making money the horror!

I get it the real movement only happens in the pre market so you can’t make money off your 0dtes so MMs can get richer…

The MMs pump quantum just because they know there’s lots of shorts. Tesla part 2

Omg what is with this struggle???? There is literally no fundamental reason for it to do anything other than go up in a straight line. Even the volume is back but MMs continue to be assholes.

Thank you MMs for letting me cash my calls for profit

Up nearly .50 premarket? I have played these games before MMs you can’t fool me *loads up SPY 690 at open buy*

You heard it here first MMs, I’m closing my Monday calls at open 😎

Just saying, MMs could switch it up from pumping on bad news to dumping on bad news just to shake people out of buying calls reflexively from 2025

So last year MMs punished puts even though we had bad news after bands news and still rallied. So what if this year they wait for people to load up on calls and then just dump the whole year

I’m a level 5 options trader. I debit cash directly to MMs

shout out to MMs taking shorts profits at open 🤣

TIL Enron traded in weather derivatives.  No matter what degen bets you make, you will never be more degen the MMs.

Well an impending WWIII (or more oil money) better give MMs an excuse to send spy 5% in either direction on Monday instead of another theta day.

Maybe. Or maybe we’re the MMs now

MMs trying to shake me out on my HOOD calls. Little do they know I’m dead inside. Yeah take that fukers, can’t fuk with a dead man walking

I like the recent TSLA trend. Any MMs here? Are you guys offloading prior to Jan28 earnings date?

MMs really didnt wanna close flat, but didnt want anything to do with gains today either. I think the bears are gonna take monday with force.

Ok, MMs, that closing candle is just offensive and racist to bers

I wish I understood how MMs decide what's going to rip and what's going to die day to day. It seems random. MM on Monday: omg I love HOOD +8% MM on Wednesday: omg I hate HOOD. Worthless company -10% MM on Friday: omg I love HOOD again +10%

We’re only two days into 2026 and bears already got trapped by MMs lmao

Right at max pain. Well done, MMs.

MMs really trolling today

Cmon MMs give us a quick flash drop to 650 to scoop calls back up at easy money til March.

Chip stocks are so overbought, I'm so tempted to buy in but I know for a fact that the moment I go all in a chip stock, the MOSSAD will coerce MMs to dump the market so I lose money.

Did MMs not load up on enough puts earlier or what?

#I love how I can move option prices for trillion dollar companies by simply placing an order for 1 option contract LMAO🤌 #Fucking MMs are the biggest thieves in this country.

MMs being forced to suppress either silver or 🌽 because they don't have enough money for both is GLORIOUS

SEMIs pumping. Communication dumping. MMs shorting consumer and going long on enterprise. Late stage capitalism is here boys and girls 

MMs checking out for the day….

Timberrr puts are now 90% in the hands of the MMs if you can’t beat em join em

MMs obviously mad about shiny rocks

Its only gonna keep going lower sadly the push upward on Jan 1 was just so the mms have more room to free fall with puts we’re gonna tank

Rent paid, bills paid, MMs paid. $600 evaporated today and looks like the other $600 in calls are walking away in slomo come Monday

MMs hungry for our options premia...

MMs trying to shake out the call holders in amzn lol

I bought calls and the MMs thought it’d be funny to play a prank on me

Gotta love a massive bull trap to start the year. Well played MMs

Is this still a low volume pump and as soon as MMs get back from their yachts we get a january sell off?

Pros still on vacation. Tomorrow is going to be another low volume day. Prepare for more fuckery by the MMs.

Mms not even hiding it we’re back to Wed 3 pm price like nothing the big drop was meaningless except for iv crush its already back up