MSFT

Msft will be 420.69 today

Bought $8K worth of puts yesterday (QQQ and MSFT). QQQ will be $580 today for sure.

hmm what msft doing today

I've seen enough. MSFT to 350 EOD.

Can't wait for MSFT to disappoint me tomorrow

My lotto is MSFT 460c 04/02 😂😂

when msft breaks the 410 ceiling, get ready for a rocket up to 430

debating deleting my robinhood app and checking my msft calls in two weeks

Dear MSFT, if you push to 430+ before my April 420 calls expire, I will never utter the word MicroSlop again

If you had to choose between MU or MSFT, which of the two stocks will reach $500 share first? MU has earnings coming up and sounds poised to deliver great results, but both mircosoft and nvidia fell after reporting excellent numbers.

Looking at some MSFT May 15 2026 $410C

my port is up 40% YTD, anyone got me beat? looking to hit 100%+ if msft starts its rally in the next few weeks

Got some MSFT puts. Probably going to rollercoaster below 390 or my ass will be blown out

yeah paypal, nike, NVO, servicenow, msft, all are buy and hold for few years

Can’t wait for all those MSFT bears to get burned. Analyst consensus is literally +50% from here!

MSFT spent 6 hours slowly grinding up and 30 mins to give it all back

lol MSFT dump. what happened

MSFT guh

MSFT and GOOGL

Oh MSFT you fucking bitch. I closed my trading platform mid day and just checked at close. Why do you do the things that you do, useless bitch.

MSFT you fucking pussy bro I swear

Great MSFT threw away all its gains in 30 minutes

Everytime I have an urge to play MSFT, I punch myself in the balls to remember why I shouldn't play it

MSFT wtf are you doing now

MSFT clocking out early today

Go MSFT to the moon

i was swinging msft in early hours and did giga with both calls and puts but if i just held calls all day i would have done better

any tips on sucking penis behind the wendy’s if these full port msft calls don’t work out?

i thought if MSFT clears 410 im buying calls, they heard me

Jimmy inverse Cramer is bearish on MSFT? Shit use up all the margin, max out the credit cards, ask friends and family for money and buy MSFT calls.

Need MSFT to get a shrek dick for the 🥭 tech meeting

They had MSFT and AMZN range bound for a month, but now these PDFs want them higher. The manipulation is insane.

Only positions I have left are MSFT, AMZN and NVDA. Starting to look like my port is getting revied.

Whenever bought those MSFT 0dte puts I sold them RIP fellow bear

Took profits on my MSFT calls. This is a hot potato market and holding anything longer than a few days feels super sketchy

#KEEP GOING MSFT IM ALMOST THERE

If MSFT makes it back to my cost basis I swear I'll buy a Gateway.

I know this sounds crazy, but MSFT puts lol

damn MSFT really back up to 410. dodged a bullet selling my puts for breakeven earlier

Send me to Valhalla MSFT.

Wow I actually timed the bottom on MSFT

MSFT woke up lets goo

MSFT, what a rare opportunity in a retarded market

Just now bought Puts on MSFT

I bought MSFT calls. Back to 390 we go

You’re welcome MSFT bulls. I sold 1DTE 415 CCs.

msft you are so beautiful

GOOG and MSFT about to melt faces. Can’t confirm if up or down, but it’s going down.

MSFT you lil beauty of a stock