MSFT

MSFT you fucking pussy bro I swear

Great MSFT threw away all its gains in 30 minutes

Everytime I have an urge to play MSFT, I punch myself in the balls to remember why I shouldn't play it

MSFT wtf are you doing now

MSFT clocking out early today

Go MSFT to the moon

i was swinging msft in early hours and did giga with both calls and puts but if i just held calls all day i would have done better

any tips on sucking penis behind the wendy’s if these full port msft calls don’t work out?

i thought if MSFT clears 410 im buying calls, they heard me

Jimmy inverse Cramer is bearish on MSFT? Shit use up all the margin, max out the credit cards, ask friends and family for money and buy MSFT calls.

Need MSFT to get a shrek dick for the 🥭 tech meeting

They had MSFT and AMZN range bound for a month, but now these PDFs want them higher. The manipulation is insane.

Only positions I have left are MSFT, AMZN and NVDA. Starting to look like my port is getting revied.

Whenever bought those MSFT 0dte puts I sold them RIP fellow bear

Took profits on my MSFT calls. This is a hot potato market and holding anything longer than a few days feels super sketchy

#KEEP GOING MSFT IM ALMOST THERE

If MSFT makes it back to my cost basis I swear I'll buy a Gateway.

I know this sounds crazy, but MSFT puts lol

damn MSFT really back up to 410. dodged a bullet selling my puts for breakeven earlier

Send me to Valhalla MSFT.

Wow I actually timed the bottom on MSFT

MSFT woke up lets goo

MSFT, what a rare opportunity in a retarded market

Just now bought Puts on MSFT

I bought MSFT calls. Back to 390 we go

You’re welcome MSFT bulls. I sold 1DTE 415 CCs.

msft you are so beautiful

GOOG and MSFT about to melt faces. Can’t confirm if up or down, but it’s going down.

MSFT you lil beauty of a stock

MSFT

MSFT absolutely carrying me this week

Come on msft gimme one good 10% week and I’m out forever

Yo give us that 413 msft bb

Jim Cramer said he might sell his Microsoft $MSFT shares LFG!!!!!! The low is funally reached!

Lulz MSFT finally decided to do something

MSFT joining the party. GOOGL calls too obvious?

MSFT shareholders should be entitled to a discount on Prozac

MSFT is truly dog shit

MSFT and RDDT competing for worst stock to own

whenever you're ready little buddy MSFT

If you want to make money, sell MSFT covered calls to WSB clods, it’s 100% full proof

First day in a while MSFT did not dump with tons of exit liquidity in premarket trading. Are we about to see a breakout for MSFT? Potentially back to trading in the 420s, similar to Amazon's breakout today. It's coiled!

MSFT heartbeat action fucking obliterating me

MSFT in the dog house

Msft 400p, take me to Valhalla

MSFT so pathetic honestly

I know MSFT will somehow go red today

MSFT take example from your peers you piece of shit

i mean the real long term play is msft but it hurts ngl

MSFT is itching to go red, trash stock why did I buy this