MSFT

Puts prices are ridiculous. MSFT only down 1% and puts up 100%

Hmm MSFT and AAPL holding p well

Put away that green chode MSFT

They flipped Apple green, next they’ll flip MSFT and NFLX

How the fuck did MSFT just swing 2% up and down in a span of 5 minutes lmfao

PYPL PLTR MSFT META NFLX god candles at open holy fuck guys

HOLY FUCK MSFT

MSFT MOASS

HOLY msft hard rebound

Oh my MSFT. I can respect that.

All in on MSFT

Should’ve waited one more day to add to my amzn and msft leaps. They were cheap yesterday, so meh- but they’re even cheaper today

May as well trade MSFT both ways. 390, calls, 400, puts.

Just want msft at 405. I dont feel like thats unreasonable

At least I get a MSFT dividend next week 😭

I bought some GOOGL Sept 350C and they've gone down every day since I bought them. Do I just cut my losses. MSFT scarred me

Msft puts at open calling my name

MSFT cant go 1 day without being an absolute dogshit

NVDA builds the GPUs, NBIS builds the datacenters and provides a "full stack" training center for AI models. Meaning they provide the hardware that NVDA builds to customers like MSFT, META, and others. As long as NBIS can support this new GPU or inference cluster, it will benefit NBIS, if they dont, it probably wont impact them much.

Hey......there was a guy that posted he'd show everyone his peen if MSFT was green for the day. Did he get called on that?

Gold will be fine long run but we are gonna get a stronger dollar here which makes megacaps who have taken a beating look like better investments to non Americans   - Amazon Apple Google NVIDIA AVGO Lily even Meta and MSFT Tesla will prolly leech from association  A spike in the dollar could have metals take an initial hit 

Holding MSFT feels like edging your dick but instead of cumming, mike tyson comes into your room and starts beating the shit out of you

MSFT giving people a decade to DCA below 400.

Glad I sold my MSFT position and loaded up on poots!! Bear season is back baby

Msft is gay

Ive aged 5 years holding MSFT for 1.5 week

I fucking hate msft

You already have a bet going - MSFT to 425.0 before 13-Mar-2026 10:37 AM -05

MSFT hates $400 with a passion

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My sister and I ran a half marathon together, and we held hands to cross the finish line at the exact same moment....but because her boobs are bigger than mine, her Bib RF ID tag crossed the finish 2 100ths of a second faster than my itty-bitties. Also: MSFT 400p 03/20

Msft is just the next yahoo to openai is the next Microsoft

Fucking do something msft you cock sucker

MSFT will make a kiling now selling all those flight simulators games

One of these you're gonna see nadella see resigning and bull gates rejoining msft. Easy 1000 . ( I hope so, I am irresponsibly long on this pile of shit with calls)

MSFT closing Green? I can’t believe it

MSFT fucking sucks lmao

Might rotate profits out of GOOG fully into MSFT. I sense a generational rebound

With major companies like MSFT and AMZN in the red over the year while earnings are up 30%, and major indexes flat over 3-6 months, makes sense the market doesn't give af about these "wars", if you can even call them wars.

If Victoria Secret had a separate change room section for "All You Can Smell Panties" and charged like $5 it would have a market cap bigger than MSFT. The panties are of course very much new, but those dorks wouldn't care.

If you short MSFT, you are with the ayatollahs

This market will just not allow MSFT above 400

Screenshotting the MSFT chart and setting it as my background so I can pretend theyre green most days

Very nice, MSFT. Just another $150 and we'll be friends again.

NVDA & MSFT wit retard strength today

how is msft not blasting harder on the openai news?

Claude goes down today due to unprecedented demand OpenAI closes biggest private round ever yesterday Gotta b long bag4 NVDA/AMZN/GOOGL/MSFT

msft 405 eod

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