MSFT

Great, MSFT 410 tomorrow

Almost bought calls in MSFT at 3:30pm but decided not to because I’ve been making very regarded decisions lately. Inverse Regardium Leviosa

When I die I want MSFT to lower me into my grave so it can let me down one last time

Wtf happened to MSFT? Fucking Christ

# MSFT PUTS FROM THIS MORNING ABSOLUTELY PRINTING # WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AH ANY NEWS?

Why does MSFT half ass everything while promising the opposite?  They told us windows phone was here to stay, and axed it. Cortana would always be our ai companion, obliterated. VR would enhance the desktop experience, gone. Win10 would not end and stay with lifetime updates. Everyone knows CoPilot is next. At least GOOG and others don't make these promises to start with. There's entire companies that have made these 'failed' sectors of Microsoft with successful implementations that became their whole business. Satya is running them into the ground faster than Gates flew them to the moon.

Lol MSFT is so ass

Just dump $MSFT to $300 atp

MSFT NEEDS TO LAY PEOPLE OFF OR SOMETHING BECAUSE STOCK IS GOING NOWHERE

MSFT remembered it has to dump like usual

Fuck you MSFT, puts on Bill Gates

Loaded my asshole up with GOOG and MSFT before close

Did anybody else buy MSFT call options for March 20?

If I was a billionaire I would get married and start a family and then immediately go find some Russian women to as my side chicks you can't fault him for that - msft

unless the market just gaps down hard i don't know how you don't buy msft at these levels

IF MSFT could open under 395 tomorrow that would really help me out

i have so much in msft puts there is no way it works

Fuck msft

Just throw MSFT in the trash

MSFT $407 tomorrow again

I have a feeling tomorrow is the day for msft

MSFT bols must be enjoying the pump...congrats

Why are the GOOG & MSFT logos the same colour? Shit’s cringe

MSFT you weak ass bitch

Why am I buying stocks that are on 'sale' (MSFT, NFLX, HOOD etc) when you can buy random korean stocks like Samsung that go up 10% every day ? srs question

holy fuck MSFT just go to 420 already

well at least I'm up 7 dollars on MSFT today. The only green on my port. Maybe I too can one day afford russian hookers like bill.

NVDA being -4% after that ER, and a cash producing company like MSFT being red, with CVNA at a this absurd valuation being +2.5% is so insane. Who is selling *those* and buying *that*?

Msft you have to release positive news today or else I’m SCREWED

MSFT just barely hanging green, pretty bullish day relative to the rest of the market

One day, you guys will tell yourselves why didnt i buy MSFT at $400. Just buy and hold

Msft Bols, we ride at dawn

*Sad Wolverine holding a picture of MSFT at $406 this morning*

Ofcoruse that msft pump at open was fake. It wouldn't go green, that would be silly.

Would rather have CVNA in the S&P vs MSFT

MSFT needs more admission of guilt from Billy boy

Cant believe someone bought my otm MSFT calls I had been bagholding. Thank you so much.

Fuck you MSFT. Gave me hope then shit on my chest

if MSFT doesn't close green I might sell...and also do a line... and also yell at my girlfriend.

MSFT resume the pump please thank you

MSFT you piece of shit go up 🤡

Going to need msft at 420 tomorrow!!!!!

Bullish for msft now

Amazing - SPY down almost 1% and HOOD and MSFT somehow green. Take a picture folks.

Please poverty ghost send me a shrek candle on msft

The one day MSFT tries to pump the rest of the market shits the bed lol

bought 10 more MSFT calls thanks!!

I shouldve sold MSFT at $407 lmao

Google getting fked as well. Somehow MSFT is green 😂

MSFT needs to hit 415