MSFT

MSFT needs a pump like META when it ran from $600 to $720 in like one week

MSFT $450 by end of march

S&P 500 L;IKE 1% from ATH and shit stocks like amnz, meta, and msft like 20-30% from ATH. shit stocks

Bill Gates whipped his cock out and pissed all over the disgusting MSFT bers

Yesterday I told you to buy $IBRX $12 calls when it was at $10. That was a 3 bagger. Today I told you to buy $MSFT $397.50 puts when it was at $400. That's a 2 bagger already. What will I tell you to do tomorrow that you'll just ignore?

I wonder how often a msft car will have to get patched, rebooted or experience a BSOD.

MSFT about to break above $3 Trillion...again

NDVA and MSFT are backing a driver-less car start up. Their share rising.

Last chance to load up on cheap MSFT puts before it goes red

MSFT bers are the gayest LMAO

msft 390 EOD

Lmfao MSFT puts printing once again printing $400 was a generational shorting opportunity not a generational buying opportunity

Last chance for MSFT under 400

So msft is pumping because Bull gates admitted to the affairs?

MSFT, please don’t be gay and hit $400

Tempting to short MSFT purely based on "why would it stop being a disappointment now"?

And MSFT still can’t break 400 🥱

The Prophetic Play Of The Day: MSFT $397.50 puts 0DTE. Irrational morning pump on Microsoft, it will go back to $394 or less.

we are so back baby MSFT & HOOD are mooning again

msft pump dragging up index?

0% chance msft pump holds or follows through. I know that for a fact bc it’s 20% of my port 😃

That guy who sold MSFT calls for 30k loss. Please come here I need to hug you

Imagine not buying MSFT under $400 lmao

MSFT giving me the biggest boner right now

MSFT please hold above the 9EMA today, pretty please

MSFT broke 400 didn’t have that on my ouji board ber fukt

Still plenty of time for MSFT to get to $415 by close

Bill Gates whipped his cock out and pissed all over the disgusting MSFT bers

The year is 2035 and MSFT renamed Copilot to Pilot causing stock to surge to 400.

guy who closed his msft position is definitely crying today 😭😭😭

MSFT dip was so obviouys lmao

Thought msft with dead

You’re never gonna believe what MSFT, META, AMZN, and GOOG committing 600B of spend in 2026 does for the company theyre going to give large part of that money to. NVDA is selling shovels brother. Guidance is about to go ballistic

I am so glad I threw a bunch of cash at MSFT the past two weeks

He sold MSFT? PUMP IT

Golly MSFT, Please dont bleed back to red.

MSFT pumping after retail gave up

You already have a bet going - MSFT to 405.0 before 27-Feb-2026 09:04 PM -05

Might just full port MSFT and call it a year

MSFT, I knew I could trust you to give me my money back

0% chance msft pump holds

Congrats all regards who have been suffering holding MSFT, you deserve this

Msft only went up becuz you sold…

I don't have a msft product subscription for the first time in \~20 years, since college 1.0

MSFT finally going up, almost shed a tear at the market 🥹🥹🥹

MSFT IS SO FUCKING BACK

Bought a ton of MSFT today. Feels goodman

Gonna need MSFT back to $550 lol

I just sold my MSFT call for profit but then it pumped 1.5% after 😩

imagine not buying MSFT over the last 2 days