MSFT

Everyone calling MSFT a piece of shit time to start DCA into it now and inverse!!

Fuck you HOOD and MSFT why can’t you be like SNDK

At this rate MSFT are going to announce a monster buyback

will MSFT end green, yes/no

TSLA and MSFT convergence rare celestial event of the trading metaverse

I would love it if MSFT would be so back

Msft weighing this thing down

#SPY could go up 10% and MSFT would still be red. Maybe Bill Gates fucked God's mom in epstein island LMAO🤌

Gates has STDs what’re you expecting from MSFT

MSFT about to hit $3 Trillion (but going the wrong way)

Can’t tell which one is more shit, MSFT or ORCL

MSFT has so many Indians, surely an Indian trade deal is good news for Satya Nadella 

I would like to thank whoever has been spamming $msft going to crash in bold all morning #i added a share each time he did

Everyone shitting on msft reminds me of everyone here shitting on Google

MSFT look at spy, what you doing..go up already

that student holding 12k worth of MSFT better be holding with diamond hands

# MSFT IS SUCH A SHIT STOCK. JESUS. HOW MUCH MORE WILL IT BLEED.

Thank God only 20% of my portfolio is in MSFT Wait what

msft 11 or whatever feeding my comp a background of a caribbean island and a tagline saying "island hopping around here might be a little more strenuous than in some other parts of the world." what are the chances

SPY Day high, MSFT Day low. Useless fuck

I sold my AMZN and AAPL positions to buy more MSFT. I belong here.

So MSFT is going to 0 right?

MSFT drilling really hard, I'm so sad :(((

For all those yelling about MSFT, it's lost 400million copies of windows installs across the globe, It has spent 2 decade chasing phones, vr, facebook, and ai, without a big win. It has slowly been adding subscriptions and bloat to windows to pad the bottom line and it's reaching a breaking point of slop. The weak dollar is making earning look better then they are. MSFT has much farther to go.

MSFT = My Stock (is) Fucking Trash

MSFT = Most Stupid fucking trade.

Guess I’ll go to the gym. Someone lmk when MSFT gets it’s dick up.

Fuck MSFT and Bill Gates!

MSFT, you piece of shit... lmao

Imagine being bearish indexes when MSFT is flat for a year and NVDA is flat for 6 months and we are still at ATH LMAO

Buying the dip on MSFT. Hopefully this will turn out better than the previous dips I have bought, namely ZM, WW, LCID and TLT

Man my portfolio is getting destroyed. Everything I invested in ASTS, RKLB, BTC, MSFT has been tanking. :/ so depressing

I am sorry guys, I bought 10 MSFT shares at 425 after earnings. It's going to 0 now.

Boomers selling their MSFT stonks to finance their GLD margin calls

MSFT just daring me to jump back in

MSFT does not deserve this. Great company, great fundamentals, unproblematic CEO. Buy leaps to get rich 

Imagine shorting an entire global index when you could just short MSFT every day for the last 4 months

Need Cramer to call for MSFT puts 🙏

POV: You bought MSFT at today's high, and you're wondering what the point of life is 

MSFT leaps bought today already down -10% is crazy to me lol

Wow MSFT…is this cause we said you peaked at Windows XP?

Lol MSFT doesnt stop going down. Best quarter ever but it dies.

# THE DAMN IS CRACKING ON MSFT # SHORT THIS DIRT COMPANY INTO THE GROUND # -3% BY END OF DAY

MSFT absolutely wrecked. Again. 😂

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP MSFT PUTS

Can you tell that to MSFT?

Value investors in MSFT and UNH being goatse'd

Out of a lot of the stupid shit that Ive played, who would of thought MSFT was the one to kill me.

Silent period has been over since earnings MSFT, fucking say something not gay.

MSFT got STD from Bill