MSFT

RDDT, ORCL, and MSFT are ready for liftoff. Get in before the crowd 🚀🚀🚀

msft copilot (i’m a bag holder)

RDDT, ORCL, and MSFT are ready for liftoff. Get in before the crowd 🚀🚀🚀

Why is MSFT such a POS?

How the fk MSFT up 0.5% on a fkin 3% day for the nasdaq. God i so regret DCAing the past 3 months of dips. Should put that money into winners. Lesson learned. Ps. If it dips again ill probably buy more

Hey $NVDA bulls. It may be trading like shit, but at least it's not $MSFT. Maybe if Jensen makes a solid trilly next quarter it can stay above $185 eh?

If the CEO of MSFT doesn’t resign tomorrow I will have to intervene.

MSFT will rip tomorrow like how META did today. 🔮

I need MSFT to announce it’s not going bankrupt

Imma need MSFT at 700 by tomortow

Did MSFT say the N word or something, how are my calls down 20%

Everyone crying over MSFT, that’s the time to start buying some shares. Started 10% of my position. Every loss post, I’ll add another 10%. Easy money.

MSFT will eventually stop being a POS, and all I gotta do is find the bottom

I can't help but smile when I look at the MSFT chart, it's just too funny

Buy msft at market close, sell overnight when algos buy it. Can’t believe this pos garbage gave back the whole move lmao.

Im gonna sleep tonight in peace :) MSFT 360 or 350 tmr? glad i aiont holding that shit nomore

Good lord MSFT is dog dookie

Hoffe einfach MSFT erholt sich wieder…

You would’ve outperformed MSFT over the past 5 years by buying treasuries or municipal bonds. And had that $$ tax free.

RDDT, ORCL, and MSFT are ready for liftoff. Get in before the crowd 🚀🚀🚀

Exited everything except APLD and MSFT calls which I might end up regretting!

MSFT driving humanity forwards right there

MSFT loses money on every subscription for co-pilot

Will MSFT be the first American company to be colonized by India? Another senior executive has left.

MSFT puts are literally free money after today’s price action. It will go sub $350 this month.

msft lol

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1banbet msft 360 2d

Hi, I am here to spam about msft until it goes back to 460 🥰

Not msft

April 8th vs 9th, haha been there. On MU at 312 though... that's a tough one. Always tricky spotting the top/bottom on those hypergrowth names. For me, still thinking about where the FCF goes for my picks. Thinking more long-term for MSFT and even a little GOOGL, their moats still look wide even if the P/E is a bit stretched. TSLA, definitely agree on the regard strength. Wild ride for sure.

SNDK is my nemesis stock, im always on the wrong side of that fucker. Same with MSFT.

MSFT is legit such a piece of shit stock. Doesn't move up essentially ever these days

BREAKING: WSB in talks with MSFT to host new evening thread. Solution not expected soon.

Reports: Iran opened the strait for everyone except MSFT today

3% gap up on Qs and MSFT and TSLA couldn't hold!? Think we should just stick with mag5

I had SPY puts I bought a week ago and also had MSFT calls I bought 2 months ago. Don’t ask me how my portfolio is doing today 😭

Ive been stress eating and got fat as fuck ever since i bought MSFT at 393

MSFT is such a piece of shit

MSFT deserves an award for giving up ENTIRE overnight gains and landing negative on the day. 🏆

man to man does anyone here cry over MSFT? this one stock has really ruined my life

MSFT 🤡🫵

MSFT just go to zero already so I can uninstall the broker and live my life in peace

MSFT is not a company 

I'm starting a group for MSFT Bagholders Anonymous. EVeryone is welcome

SPY has biggest green day of the year. MSFT - best I can give you is -0.2%

MSFT is crashing because the ceasefire was done via Teams so no one got the message.

MSFT about to no longer be a part of the Mag 7. Such a useless company.

SPY: come on everyone lets go run up this hill MSFT: nah I’m good here

Buying msft at 395 was the worst decision i made