MSFT

So you're telling me vibe coding AI isn't going to replace MSFT? What a surprise.

Msft 😍

I am so used to MSFT disappointment, that I am just waiting for it to fall.

Msft is gonna go back to ath, they can just pay the curent admin to come up with something to make the stock pump. Too many billionaires hold it to fail

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84% gain realized on MSFT. 2EZ. See you cucks at close

What are the odds MSFT ends up at 410 by EOW? Not high but that's why we call them FD's.

Culdve held msft

Bought 1x MSFT Sep 18 2026 430 Call @ $24.20 Nothing crazy today ig

I just need MSFT to not be gay today.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO MSFT

MSFT to 450... In a month... Maybe 

MSFT you pussi ass bitch, please pump or ELSE!

PLEASE PUMP MSFT!!! PLEASE GOD I NEED THIS 😭😭😭

idk how people can be daytrading MSFT... at best seems like something you buy leaps for and forget its in your port.

PLS DON’T DUMP MSFT. PLS

AI told me msft will pump after nvda earnings

If we get a +5 % MSFT day I will try to suck myself off

Wen MSFT pamp?

All this talk about msft, an its still below 400 an not even 1 percent up. You guys are unreal.

50% of my 🅱️ortfolio is in MSFT calls! Giga chad mode activated! POINT COCK TO SKY AND PUSH BUY!!!!

I wanna trust MSFT so bad but I know this shit is just a false flag…it alwsys it 😔

Thank u bers for hammering msft down so much that I can now afford to get rich

If MSFT is green for another day, it’s proof we live in a simulation.

MSFT is so back

Pls don’t fade MSFT. PLS

Every red day I keep throwing more money at it Eventually I'm gonna be like 90% msft

MSFT gang stand up

Come on MSFT go little rockstar you got this buddy

I'm already baited my MSFT and became a bagholder 😭

Bill Gates is going to pump MSFT today

Msft under 400 is a bargain

who will get to 300 first, MSFT or NVDA? I am not so sure anymore LMAO

Slow and steady MSFT … slow and steady

If MSFT just decides randomly to recover in 1 day, it will singlehandedly push spy to 750. Also a reminder - spy has 0 gains in 6 months.

MSFT pumps today because Bill Gates finally admitted his wrongdoings. Now Microsoft can move forward to better days.

Chopping my dick off if MSFT doesn't go back above 400 this week

msft baggies are a particularly whiny bunch

SPY $700 NVDA $200 MSFT $400 possible this week as long as jensen taps his fat dick on bears tongue tomorrow

Can I get a US Government 10% stake in MSFT, UNH, and uhhhh CMG? Come on Donnie!

I bought MSFT 400 calls for Friday then realized they expire tomorrow, im regarded

My MSFT calls are thrilled rn.

All Msft bagholders are winning so much

I need 🥭to casually mention LUNR/GLD/MSFT tonight Thanks in advance fam

You are telling me UNH, NVDA, MSFT, CRM are gonna pump the DOW to 100k?

Canceling my openAi subscription and signing up for Claude. ALSO BUYING PUTS ON MSFT

It's not often you see MSFT down 30%

Wen MSFT pamp?

CRM, NOW, INTU, MSFT

Nice to see volume on MSFT was finally over $100 today