MSFT

Nice to see volume on MSFT was finally over $100 today

MSFT is garbage to trade, decent buy rn for investing potentially

Maybe it was wrong to get 0dte msft calls

AMD to 165 GOOG to 212 MSFT to 480

# LOOKS LIKE MSFT PUTS ALREADY PRINTING

Man msft green, I must in a dream

I think the wsb widget is glitching out. There's a green arrow next to MSFT

My move tomorrow is to pray for a +12 % day in msft

How's my MSFT gang holding up

Holding MSFT weeklies overnight 🤣 prayers up brother

Can’t wait to watch msft give this all back AH

I sold covered calls on MSFT and it proceeds to rocket. Ofc…

+34% day on my port! Now i have $13.40 🥳 Edit: held CRM calls overnight and bought MSFT calls midday

Uhhh.... Woops. Legit bought MSFT 430C 07/26 lmao Last week that is.

Oh God I held mt MSFT 385’s for tomorrow. Pls don’t make me regret it 😭

Anyone here holding MSFT puts? I need to know who to make fun of in the morning

I can feel the MSFT pump coming in my bones.🦴

LMAO see ya later - just dumping on all you exit liquidity MSFT puts PRINTING

Do I sell my MSFT or hold :(

So when are people gonna randomly change their minds about MSFT and pump it back to ATHs?

Since MSFT sucks I applied for a job there to make them pay me back my losses!

MSFT BOTTOM WAS $382. TIME FOR $400 SOON PLEASE 🙏🏻

#MSFT IS NOW A SPY HEDGE

Everyone stfu for a second! MSFT is about to end green. It’s actually happening!

Wonder if MSFT finna rip

SHOW THEM WHO YOU REALLY ARE MSFT

Who told me institutions were shorting msft

Just sold some of my health insurance holdings for MSFT. Fuck those sorry ass stocks

MSFT really can’t keep it’s dick up huh. Pathetic

You know bears are fucked when even MSFT (worst stock ever) is green

I’m sensing a shrek dildo on MSFT

Can msft just break out please?

Windows just had a full on spaz out crash for the first time in 5 years. Good job MSFT keep outsourcing, you deserve every bit of it

!banbet MSFT 450 40d

Just bought MSFT calls yesterday afternoon, does this thing only go up???

Woulda never predicted MSFT to outperform MU in my port but here we are

LMAO MSFT back down the drain again - it really is that easy and it has options expirations every other day so you can just snag your 25% gains on shorting any pop

MSFT puts printing once again By the time it tries to even bounce SPY and QQQ will be ready to crash again and MSFT will be leading the way

🐮🐮🐮 **THAT MSFT REBOUND TODAY** 🐮🐮🐮 **MSFT IS BACK BOYS** 🪟🪟🪟🪟🪟🪟🪟🪟🪟

EVERYTHING IS GREEN EXCEPT FOR FUCKING GOOG WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Even MSFT is green

MSFT buy of the century

can you regards please buy msft puts

Money literally falling from the sky shorting any MSFT pop

At some point this year MSFT will stop being a piece of shit At *some* point

time to go all in, msft calls 440

You must be holding MSFT

Just keep adding more MSFT and chill 😎

Can one of you make msft pump to 420? Thanks

Spy is green but my portfolio is not even up much. Thank you MSFT you piece of shit.

MSFT is literally so shit