MSFT

Of all stocks to be green, the fucking turd MSFT is one of them wtf

MSFT is a single digit stock. Just bought next week $9 strike puts.

Bought more MSFT, fuggit.

MSFT just figured it should dump before everyone else, so when the market rebounds it'll be the first back. Very bullish on MSFT based on this infallible logic.

# TSLA, MSFT ,and META in particular need to be bankrupt!

Msft pumping

$MSFT you beautiful machine, have a cookie.

Does anyone remember the rumor that MSFT was in talks to acquire Valve for $16B? That was the biggest fantasy land bullshit rumor I’ve ever seen. Valve selling to MSFT is ludicrous to the point of comedy, and a 16b offer would be absurdly pathetic. Valve would be worth 10x that if it went public.

WRECKED v7: ORCL > META > FIG > AVGO > NFLX > HOOD > MSFT > PYPL > RDDT > ADBE > NVO > IBM > NVDA > AMD > PLTR > UBER > APP > EBAY > AMZN > GOOGL > ASTS > **AAPL** Next = ?

Msft touched green for literally 1 second. Fucking miracle. Sure it won’t last

My Deleted Items folder in outlook specifically says "Items in this folder will be deleted in 30 days." Meanwhile there's an email in that folder from 2013, wtf? Puts on $MSFT

Msft to $0 apparently

#in case you missed it, MSFT $440 guy sold his calls and got puts #rough

Msft never going green again

MSFT should be like 388 today given everything else but they're counterbalancing it against AAPL

Ok… so SPY tanking is actually a good thing for msft. Good to know

I cannot exaggerate how much MSFT and GOOG doing a V today saved my ass

MSFT bulls when it is -0.2%: wow thats basically green! 

If you’re not buying MSFT after seeing it go from 555 to 395 I straight up do not know what to tell you

Fake shitty ass tiny little bounce before we plunge into oblivion. Fuck you msft and rddt I’m talking to you

MSFT doing well to stay above 400

African kids are starving and MSFT throws away my money for no reason…

MSFT giving a V gives me hope

MSFT putholders went from driving Lyft to Lambos the past month

If MSFT isn't 500+ by EOY I'm going to become a terrorist. No cap. You can put me on whatever list you want PLTR IDGAF!!!

I think MSFT gets around a 6-7.5% recovery next week.

if you invested 10K in MSFT 2 years ago, today that would be 9.7K If you wanna account for inflation, it would actually be 9K 🫶

Msft and rddt to $0 since they’re 30% of my port

$MSFT tendies

!banbet MSFT 440 3d

imagine selling a put for a loss on msft (me)

Somehow my QQQ puts and MSFT calls are both green. Something is wrong.

Glad I held AMZN and MSFT calls last night…… joke market!

!banbet MSFT 435 15d

Ooh ooh, ATTENTION: $MSFT ~~bagholders~~ long term investors! If you liked it at $420, you're gonna love it at $399!

MSFT is DEAD

MSFT back to April '25 prices. Wiped out 12 months in 2 weeks.

MSFT JFC WTF

Trying to decide whether to load up MSFT now or wait for double bottom at 393

MSFT finds peace

MSFT just slow-walking its way down, it's not gonna hit my target before the indices flip and zoot back up 2.7% in 15 minutes is it

MSFT 🥺

RDDT lost the 130 support, AMZN the 200 and MSFT the 400 all the same time LMAO

Continue DCA. All in MSFT

Loading up on MSFT AMZN

if you bought MSFT at 420.69 you'll love it at 300 - literally no one, but it would be funny and scary at the same time

Walmart pe 50 msft pe 25 this is why boomers need to die

MSFT really is a POS

MSFT just hovering while the rest of IGV/XLK drills to the core. I should've just stayed in my PLTR puts I guess