MSFT

Guys I lost my butthole on msft

Didn't want to close 50k Msft puts at a loss so now holding them over the weekend yay. Mango better not bomb some country

forgot to sell my bull put spread on msft, guess Ill own some MSFT on monday...

I hate MSFT, useless ass boomer stock 😡

If MSFT drops to $400, i'm full porting my gambling stack and my investing stack

MSFT changing ticker to STD

MSFT and its founder both have STDs

Last year everyone memed on Intel and Meta. MSFT has zero reason to be down other than "Gemini is better an open AI" we are one update away from the tables being turned. The AI environment is ever changing. If the market reacts like this over nothing, the AI bubble will be absolute insanity if and when it burns. I got in yesterday, it will probably be back to 480 in a week lol.

Will MSFT rise from the ashes?

MSFT already got fucked so it's ok

That explains MSFT price action today, insiders knew

*TALKS OVER $100B OPENAI, NVIDIA DEAL STALL: WSJ Msft and nvida boutta get FUCKED

Msft more cooked lol

Dang I bought msft call

Buying the MSFT dip, easiest cash you can make if you have strong hands. ㅤ Nearly doubled my investment with META, putting those earnings towards MSFT next baby here we go.

Absolutely, MSFT had an awesome quarter. But people right now prefer ✨🪨s and such lol. It'll roar back.

I am not touching MSFT again

MSFT....so Billy Gates named his company after his dick no wonder he likes to screw little russian girls

After the week we’ve had, do you think MSFT and other software companies are more of a buy or less? Thoughts on the cyber security companies?

MSFT is by far the best value of mag 7

MSFT needs to tank

Billy Gates always looked like a sick sex predator...even in MSFT he was molesting interns

I bought pltr and MSFT I don't know what I'm doing 😞

How strongly do yall feel like MSFT will rebound by Monday? Historically it doesn’t look like a rebound stock but considering its tech, there might be one?

Guess I’ll join the MSFT stock sub now

So as u saw earlier I was betting on MSFT to go upp today to get my rent money for land lord , the question is what should I use ? Vaseline or diddy oil ?

Definitely buying some MSFT next week, it's even more of a safe heaven than gold those days

Oh yeah? MSFT down 10%, SLV literal rugpull, and you can think of one better?

Is the MSFT knife done falling

I’m already wiped out fk Apple and msft

Withdrew 80% of my profits in my gambling account yesterday. Kept 20% to gamble, lost about 90% of that during the first hour of open and brought MSFT calls 5 min before close that expire Monday to hopefully get half or all of it back. Wish me luck Boi’s 🫡 

https://preview.redd.it/jsinlcpc7kgg1.jpeg?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18f6d4bf60011d9e4182e315b431443d885c6cb0 MSFT lol

So this is the real reason why MSFT dropped

Bought msft 340 exp 2/6 yesterday and down. Mu 415 and 420 sndx 600 and slv 76 all exp 2/6 at close. Bought the dip 🙏🙏

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The Indians have mastered the art of the scam, it's just called MSFT now.

MSFT, tempted by NBIS

What's better growth wise?? $msft azure vs $AMZN AWS

in a nutshell, rapid expansion of ai is causing shortage of everything - storage, silver, power, hence the rise of power stocks, silver, mu sndk and (nobody here talks about) wdc. smci is an unknown because they build systems that require components with surging prices/cost. goog is surging because the use of gemini takes away openai shares which causes concerns on msft.

Welp, I guess MSFT will just lay down and die this year. GG boys.

MSFT cut my port in half this week.

not touching any MSFT product again...I see Bill Gates STD everywhere

Welp I now own 2000 shares of msft w a $438.30 cost basis. Definitely not what I expected when I sold puts at $480 on Wednesday 😃

Just give me a green candle on MSFT so I can go enjoy my weekend

MSFT leveraged shares here if you want to 2x your portfolio

Wow my MSFT calls are dead dead

I fully expect MSFT to be over $450 in a month’s time. I only say that because I refuse to look at my port today

I think Imma grab some MSFT. Very good price

MSFT dropped 12% on earnings and it's still outperforming my dumbass RDDT and HOOD holdings on the week jesus christ

MSFT trading flat the last two years 🤡