MSFT

Fuck you MSFT.

#OK. Which of you gamblers just bought 70 MILLION dollars of MSFT

MSFT is a legitimately disgusting stock

i blew up my portfolio with MSFT calls at 410 and quadrupled down until 380

I’m tempted to keep buying Msft puts, but I think I’ve made enough of that beaten horse…

MSFT is the only thing that could actually go lower if war ends

MSFT fucking sucks lol

Tsla -3%, aapl -4%, meta -1%, msft -1%, spy "I'm good here"

Thank fuck I sold MSFT. Dogshit stock

MSFT fuck you you shit

MSFT moved out of Iran and Today Tim apple moved into Iran apparently.

MSFT is a pos

Msft you piece of shit 

God damn it MSFT...you know you don't always have to be retarded.

MSFT every single day: I die now.

Msft always lagging behind. Actually a pos

MSFT...King of gays at it again.

Yeah buy aapl and MSFT for life what could go wrong

Msft is really a pos

MSFT may never be green again

MSFT lol

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS ~~IN IRAN~~ MSFT WILL BE RED fify

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS IN IRAN, MSFT WILL BE RED THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

MSFT grabbing me by the balls everyday

Microsoft says Copilot is for entertainment purposes only, not serious use — firm pushing AI hard to consumers tells users not to rely on it for important advice, per Tom’s Hardware And yall bought MSFT calls

These are the tickers that have fucked me huge in my life: JD, MSFT, SNAP, ORCL, AMD, MSTR

Guaranteed MSFT has a God candle out of nowhere and everyone says I should have bought it when it’s cheap

Smart to keep shorting MSFT?

Man I really fucked up holding NVDA and MSFT weekly before close, goddammit.

Msft gonna rip tmrw

May as well join r/MSFT now

I need to get the fuck out of MSFT

I'll buy MSFT later at $300.

Holding 2 bags. Nvda 4/24 180c @ 3.9 Msft 5/1 170c @ 18

Bruh why am I retarded...was up on MSFT 370p today, was at like +150-200% return, had a interview so I let them ride 🤦‍♂️ Should have just taken profits off the table smh

I’m gonna have to say a “see you later” for a week cause tomorrow I’m getting banned because MSFT didn’t go to 320. 😚😚 Love you bros. I’ll be back soon! Wen plummet btw?

Reddit servers hosted by MSFT?

What did MSFT holders do to deserve this lmao

You know its serious when even MSFT is going green lol

Copilot rescued msft still red ????

Doing attendance for all MSFT bag holders. Please check in 👇

MSFT with the pump just to keep dumping whole GOOG keeps pumping. I hate you MSFT

Any other MSFT bag holders in here? I hate this pos

Knew I should’ve sold my MSFT calls. Why do I keep buying this trash stock

Why do I feel like MSFT pumped just to dump

I give up on MSFT. im never makinmg my money back on that pos

Sold to open a MSFT 370P 5/15 for $1600 in credit. Wanted to sell a UNH 280P on Thursday but my cash hadn’t settled so my brokerage wouldn’t let me

Iran could announce buying MSFT calls as part of the deal and this shit would still end red

Let me save you time…. MSFT is down

I live with the daily regret of buying MSFT and HOOD instead of NBIS...