MSFT

I'll save MSFT!! I just bought puts!!

Ya fuck you too MSFT.

MSFT going to 0 before SLV

Holding MSFT and MU calls over the weekend. Perhaps I’m a genius, perhaps I’m regarded. We’ll see

When you thought you bought the MSFT dip. Turns out, it was the first layer and you fucked up.

Sitting on RDDT, SOFI, NFLX, and MSFT shares 🤡

I only have 2 positions left. MSFT and NFLX. I am retarded.

MSFT going to get booted out of the S&P 500 and into the Russell 2000 by end of year

Tried to pick up a few MSFT pennies and got steam rolled instead 😃

MSFT is being gayer than NFLX right now and I dont like it.

LOL ofc MSFT doesn’t follow the rest. Fucking pos

Holding MSFT and MU calls over the weekend. I’m either going to get destroyed or be a genius

I baghold MSFT, I baghold NBIS, I baghold WDC, but at least I didnt get into SLV.

Holy shit metal is dead. My msft is dead. Dang everything is dead

Oh MSFt you piece of horse shit.

You know maybe being down .40% from msft isn’t as bad as i thought

Whatever. I’m closing my MSFT calls here for a small loss to turn off my screen and be thankful I don’t have silver. ✌️

MSFT caused this crash and is flat today LMAO

Come on MSFT! WAKE UP!

MSFT just do me a solid and recover just 1% today. Thanks in advance.

MSFT 438 EoD

Msft guys are gonna get the meta treatment, they’ll just burn the weeklies / monthlies till next earnings before it bounces

Pissed about MSFT not moving a muscle today but at least I’m not in slv calls like 🫵🤡

SOMEONE GIVE GATES A GODDAMN VIAGARA CAUSE MSFT CAN’T KEEP IT’S FUCKING DICK UP

I'm obese, tiny cock, 35 yo virgin BUT I also bought the MSFT dip so I'll be okay right guys??????

MSFT how about you go green and do a TSLER?

Not gonna lie, MSFt back to mid 2024 levels is gay.

Dollar gold silver MSFT bonds crypto - there is no way left to keep your cash safe. Everything has been annihilated

Why didn’t I take a small loss on my msft csps?.. oh, that’s bc I’d rather get my shit pushed all the way the fuck in. Fuck you nutella

Just wanna give a special shout out to msft for absolutely railing me raw this week 👍

Just let msft run already

Glad I sold my MSFT calls at $435. No bottom

MSFT JUST KEEPS DIPPING. FUKKKKKK

MSFT needs a blue chew spesh

How long do y’all think till MSFT gets back to $500?

WTF msft, why the fk did you do that you piece of fking shit.

Imagine seeing what happened with META and NFLX when they dropped and bUyInG tHe dIp on MSFT LMAO CLOWNS

Inverse WSB worked for me today, SNDK/MSFT puts, maybe MM reads this chat and dumps on call holders LMAO

MSFT you gd piece of shit motherfucking bitch hoe

who bought msft calls at open today?

MSFT, you piece of shit...

So MSFT signs a $750m deal with Perplexity Ai for their Azure cloud service and y’all not happy?

market rotating out of risky speculative assets like JPM UNH and MSFT into safe heaven TSLA

MSFT just fucking go up already

Seriously FUCK YOU MSFT. USELESS FUCK

Oh my Msft puts not looking too good

3.5T wiped out in shiny rock market cap. That's like all of MSFT or all of BTC

Not going to go anywhere without MSFT or AAPL participating

MSFT 2nd wave of bagholders born today

careful everyone. msft is currently experiencing elavated volatility