MSFT

MSFT does not deserve this. Great company, great fundamentals, unproblematic CEO. Buy leaps to get rich 

Imagine shorting an entire global index when you could just short MSFT every day for the last 4 months

Need Cramer to call for MSFT puts 🙏

POV: You bought MSFT at today's high, and you're wondering what the point of life is 

MSFT leaps bought today already down -10% is crazy to me lol

Wow MSFT…is this cause we said you peaked at Windows XP?

Lol MSFT doesnt stop going down. Best quarter ever but it dies.

# THE DAMN IS CRACKING ON MSFT # SHORT THIS DIRT COMPANY INTO THE GROUND # -3% BY END OF DAY

MSFT absolutely wrecked. Again. 😂

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP MSFT PUTS

Can you tell that to MSFT?

Value investors in MSFT and UNH being goatse'd

Out of a lot of the stupid shit that Ive played, who would of thought MSFT was the one to kill me.

Silent period has been over since earnings MSFT, fucking say something not gay.

MSFT got STD from Bill

MSFT slow bleed to 400

# FULL PORT SHORT MSFT # 400 WEEKLY PUTS +300% GAINS AT MINIUM # SHORT THIS DIRT COMPANY INTO THE GROUND

FFS MSFT

Stop selling MSFT you cucks!

Fuck should of never touched MSFT and NFLX.

If MSFT could drop another 20% QQQ might have a shot to 640

Amazon invests 50b to buy NVDA chips who buys compute from OpenAI who buys inference from Msft who buys TPUs from Google who buys chips from Meta who buys memory from NVDA who invests in Amazon who buys oracle who invests in TSM who buys Msft who invests in Google who buys oracle which invests in OpenAI who buys meta. What could go wrong 

The amount of people shitting on MSFT makes it feel like a buy right now. The amount of people shitting on SLV makes it feel like a buy right now. I always inverse reddit too early and get burned. Don't listen to me.

Msft leaps

Glad i didn’t buy those msft calls when it tanked. But now i still wanna buy them but I’m still scared ima lose all me money. Hmm what to do what to do

Snagged some more msft lol

So what is everyone's thoughts on AMZN earnings? Up like META or down like MSFT? Past 265?

Why are people losing $ on MSFT, SLV, GLD... BUY SNDK

Had to buy msft

MSFT in certified CUCK territory

MS Teams was laggy for me on a conference call. Puts on MSFT.

so um, are my msft calls just hopelessly cooked now?

How far does MSFT drop before people start calling for Satya’s head?

If you have long MSFT calls, you will be fine

MSFT smfh

Msft to the moon - in the year 2206

MSFT caught STD

bruh, how is MSFT down -0.60% while SPY is up half a point

Just watch, as soon as i sell my MSFT Calls its finally gona move up. I just know its gonna happen like that.

MSFT is a real piece of shit lol

MSFT what the actual fuck dawg

Msft slowly dying lol

MSFT making its way to the magic number 420.69

MSFT needs some antibiotics

Ffs MSFT

MSFT you worthless cunt, no wonder they made you the cuck of the group

So in the end does MSFT still have that STD?

Dog shit intel even up yet msft can’t muster up a little fucking green. Fuck off nutella

Ya fuck you too MSFT.

Bears all holed up shorting MSFT If it ever recovers SPY 725 instantly