MSFT

I'd be depressed about the market, but today I found out my dad sold all his MSFT in 2011 for like $45 a share or whatever. This is why I can't inherit generational wealth. I was born to paperhands.

When meta, msft, and apple finally fall it’s going to get cereal Edit: Netflix not meta*

What is the best MAG 7 stock buy right now? MSFT

Its ok guys MSFT is green

Amazon (AMZN) and Microsoft (MSFT) support the Gain AI Act, potentially restricting Nvidia's (NVDA) AI chip exports to China. With this, NVDA will be seeing $150 in a week.

MSFT 🍴🍴🍴

NBIS going back to 64 before that MSFT deal 🤣💀

I hold. AAPL , AMZN, CRWD, GOOG, INTC, JPM, META, MSFT, NKE, NVDA, RTX, TGT, then some broad market ETFs.

Bill gates fucks kids. Sell MSFT calls.

MSFT calls are safe and gives you free money.

Wake up in 20 years. MSFT probably trading around $500

# has MSFT had a Green Day since its earnings? Jfc what a piece of shit

People are going short $GOOGL $GOOG??? is that the next move. Google for $MSFT Microsoft???

What in the absolute fuck is MSFT doing. How the fuck is this all happening AFTER the government reopens on absolutely no news????? Usually we get days like today when Trump says 400% tarrifs or some shit. But now we're getting it just because.

Oh shit I know it’s bad when my MSFT limit order goes through fucj

So nearly everyday market news announces layoffs at a company. Amzn, MSFT, Intel, P&G, Boeing, etc... This ain't AI regards. If we get actual job numbers instead of 🥭 numbers, we all gonna be working at Wendy's. Oh wait. They are closing 300 stores. Where we all gonna work?

META MSFT holding up the market like Atlas LMAO

as sson as MSFT and META drop too, its over

MSFT, what do you think?

MSFT fuckin hard carrying the bag7

MSFT calls free money - most undervalued stock right now.

Dude. Microsoft went $3 red to $1 green and carried SPY up. Apple sat It's apple and MSFT and Nvidia

Wow..MSFT is green..I am buying now..

META forward PE 20 GOOGL forward PE 26 UBER forward PE 26 MSFT Forward PE 27 ORCL forward PE 28 NVDA forward PE 29 AAPL forward PE 30 AMZN forward PE 31 NFLX forward PE 36 AMD forward PE 41 PLTR forward PE 187 TSLA forward PE 195

Just the nature of high beta stocks. Partially fill the MSFT deal gap and then we'll randomly rocket back up again

It's always Apple and MSFT.

NBIS going back to the price is was BEFORE the MSFT deal is crazy work LMAAOO

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NBIS is falling to pre-MSFT deal announcement levels, this market is regarded

META forward PE 20 GOOGL forward PE 26 UBER forward PE 26 MSFT Forward PE 27 ORCL forward PE 28 NVDA forward PE 29 AAPL forward PE 30 AMZN forward PE 31 NFLX forward PE 36 AMD forward PE 41 PLTR forward PE 187 TSLA forward PE 195

Still holding Googl and Msft 2026 leaps

How does it feel when a leftover dot com boomer failure $CSCO beats out on earnings over the more hip $META and $MSFT (ok this one is kinda boomer as well, but still).

I can't believe ORCL, META, MSFT, etc all at the same time got bamboozled with too much debt, they can't be that dumb right and all at the same time? I think all this scary debt talk isn't 100% real

Msft truly the goat of making shit shittier. Rip Skype

OpenAI is lying about their numbers and msft are milking them like vampire bats? Who could have guessed?

Projected net income for 2026 NVDA 139 billion GOOGL 135 billion AAPL 126 billion MSFT 125 billion AMZN 85 billion META 78 billion TSLA 8

Moved everything I had in AMZN into MSFT. Perfect timing

It might be time for puts on MSFT. It’s 2025 and the official way to save a Powerpoint slide as 4K PNG from is still editing the registry. Bro, you made Windows and Powerpoint wtf are you even doing lmao.

Msft has also quietly been ass for a few weeks now

"fuck meta bagholders" is such a wild thing to say when MSFT, GOOG, and THE WHOLE STOCKMARKET is also down the same percent... It's not META problem. It's a USA stockmarket problem...

$MSFT you are a colossal piece of shit. Holy fuck. I have no clue what's going on. I may as well join the $META baggy club.

MSFT spends 10 billion dollars on a new super center for AI > -2%

If MSFT doesn’t turn around, this will stay down big

MSFT and META are getting slaughter because they wasted BILLIONS on NBIS. NBIS is liquidating because they don’t have money to build anything even with all the money META and MSFT has invested in them. Literally nothing to show for billions in revenue.

$MSFT going below 500 again was not on my bingocard, did someone stop using Teams or what?

Why is MSFT getting slaughtered

MSFT beginning to look like value territory?

MSFT testing 500 for the 500th time this year. Wake me up in 500 years.

WTF MSFT I’d like my 5 grand back

MSFT drop is disconcerting 👀