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# MSFT RDDT and HOOD are the WORST stocks LMAO

Why MSFT shit and why didnt I offload it earlier

I’ll def buy MSFT at $250

I hate that MSFT so much.

BREAKING: The Artemis II crew encountered Microsoft Outlook issues en route to the Moon and requested help from ground control, per TechRadar No wonder MSFT is dying

"The Artemis II crew encountered Microsoft Outlook issues en route to the Moon and requested help from Mission Control" Puts on $MSFT

Lmfao, the Artemis II crew are having issues with Microsoft Outlook. Good ol' MicroSlop strikes again! Puts on $MSFT? 👀

Msft deserves to be in $200

Shall I get rid of TSLA? I’m annoyed by it and even Kathie wood got rid of a good chunk. Wanna buy more MSFT

Investor rushing towards the safest asset “MSFT”

Can you believe that msft was up 1% today? I wonder to what god were msft bag holders praying to? Just 20% more to go…… 😭😭

I bet against MSFT. They would replace every American worker if they could

I don't know why I keep checking the app thinking things are going to change. I'll be back in 2 hours to see if my MSFT puts are worth 8 dollars or zero dollars.

Not even trained astronauts can figure out wtf is going on with MSFT Office products being injected with slop

Even MSFT is green 🤣

MSFT bounced off 52 week lows or at least that’s what my crayon drawing on the kids menu says. Time to load up on LEAPS?

MSFT leading the way. Time to get back in

Cmon these MSFT 362.5 puts gonna print any moment now

Msft doing that thing where it goes up for 5 minutes in the morning then plummets rest of the day 👌

MSFT almost green with SPY down 1.3%, unusual.

Wtf MSFT

These are my price targets, will go balls deeps even if there is a ww3 MSFT 20 PE / 15 POCF / 320$ META 17 PE / 11 POCF / 485$ AMZN 25 PE / 14 POCF / 180$ GOOGL 22 PE / 17 POCF / 240$ NVDA 30 PE / 35 POCF / 150$

The days msft looks strong we dump and when it looks weak we pump that’s the rule bols

Msft is ass Im thinking alphabet

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I feel like MM is gonna pin me down and ass r@pe me for the next 8 hours. All my calls like MU, msft and GLD will expire worthless and my puts on USO, definitely expires worthless. Sad thing is, I won’t even get to come as I’m not ghey and don’t like ass play 😭

Need vix to stay elevated so I can panic sell my MSFT calls at open before they get IV crushed

Lmao msft

Just got a robinhood notification for “MSFT moved below your custom target price” i’m not opening my portfolio 😔😭

You already have a bet going - MSFT to 430.0 before 02-Apr-2026 10:26 PM -05

MSFT had one green day and hell freezes over

Msft going back to the stone ages with Iran

My MSFT puts expired worthless that are now itm, thanks Donnie you POS😭

Gemini also says MSFT has a high probability of being over $500 by the end of the year. I question whether that's realistic

Options profit calculator only gives my MSFT leaps a 31% chance to profit lol

Scream MSFT while doing it. Pls for me

same thing that happened to oradcle inevitable for mSFT see ya at 300

$MSFT

Nike is up more than MSFT in the past 25 years

Turns out investing in one of the largest companies in the world (MSFT) is actually a terrible financial decision

I sold MSFT a few days ago for 356 and I'm about to go through the 5 stages of grief if this market is not going to tank real fast

MSFT need some love soon. I don’t know why it keeps getting hammered

https://preview.redd.it/x3l1bo8g8nsg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9201467f8f4e4848abda3be86fcf8e7cfba9f33a get the lotion ready for some MSFT loss porn

MSFT bulls, you are losing tomorrow regardless of what comes in the speech tonight. Bad news, your stock is down a lot. Good news, your stock is down a little

MSFT predictions for pre 4/29 earnings?

my MSFT calls are down 57k GUH

when does MSFT hit 400 again

Let me help you out. Whatever 🥭says, MSFT will keep dumping. Sincerely, Regarded slop bag holder