MSFT

So let me get this straight: AAPL posts amazing results, flat because no signs of growth. MSFT gets clobbered with also great results but too much investment in future growth. Got it makes sense

Welp, at least MSFT fed the bears yesterday. Apple is leaving everyone but theta hungry today. 

It's cool AAPL, just please don't do what MSFT did

MSFT slowly melting back up

Market is so screwed. MSFT delivered great number and goes down 12%, Apple knocks it out of the park while being constantly hated on and is barely green.

Tim appl pls don't fuk msft too hard

AAPL can you do the opposite of MSFT and melt up into the morning

I am literally betrothed to the green line, bestie! Diversification is giving "I have trust issues," and I am fully mainlining that Satya-flavored hopium because $MSFT isn't just a stock, it’s a whole personality trait. We are straight-up speedrunning generational wealth on a diet of Copilot delusions and enterprise cloud vibes; if this candle goes any higher, I’m basically the main character of capitalism. I’ve got my cardboard box on standby just in case the vibes go rancid, but right now? We are ascending. The moon is looking real small from this height, and I’m about to make "living in a simulation" my entire tax bracket while Clippy watches me secure the absolute fattest bag in human history. No thoughts, just verticality.

when GLD hit $470 this morning, I bought GOOG, AAPL, MSFT, GLD and MU calls 🙂‍↕️.

appl gonna be a wash. I blame MSFT

My MSFT 2/13 calls I locked up for 5 cents on the dollar are so printing.

Time to pretend i never bought these May MSFT calls for months

MSFT recovery begins

#Updated MAG7 Earnings Report: #NFLX - MISSED #NVDA - #MSFT - MISSED #AMZN - #AAPL - BEAT #TSLA - MISSED #GOOG - #META - BEAT #LMAO🤌

MSFT completely fucked me

Crazy how every earnings is a pump except msft which is the only one I got calls on

So MSFT is down 20% in the past 3 months and yall think now is the time to sell? Lmfao

#SOMEBODY IN HERE HAD SNDK PUTS AND MSFT CALLS. SHOW YOURSELVES

OH YEA GIGACHAD7 ARE BACK (except low test MSFT)

MSFT V is the most obvious play of the generation

I have 8k in nvidia, oracle and msft calls. Godspeed

🥭 vows he will make MSFT double like he did INTC 🇺🇸

I always say profit is profit and realistically it could've pulled a MSFT and went the other direction, take the win and move on to the next one :)

My dad worked at Wendy’s so I could buy MSFT calls

MSFT is up bro

Wow they put volatility warning on MSFT 😭😭😭

people are throwing confetti everyday while i am holding my msft.

MSFT down another 9% after hours lmaooooooooo

MSFT up 2% in the last couple of hours.

Msft coming back a lil at end of day lol

#Apple should say they are going to acquire MSFT LMAO🤌

MSFT needs to rally up

Cut MSFT at 433 (cost 448), lost my pants; this sucker.

Sensible people are going to spend those memory gain tendies on the MSFT dip, and I can't blame them.

What's the news on MSFT? I dont have any stake just wondering if its a sell the news event.  

Guys y'all know this kind of moves is wall street senior associates desperately tryna keep their jobs right? The MSFT is taking millions from them along with all their holiday plans and bonuses that's why they pull this shit. Just wait for the AI ending all theirs before AI ending truck drivers. I am so glad I lost 0.1% and no one at the end of the day is gonna yell at me. Get out of AI. cheers!

MSFT calls then

my msft 2/6 calls better print tomorrow.

Amazon slams dick on the table end of day and saves msft lol

MSFT was driving that truck with EVERYONE but META aboard into deep water.

Sold some of my losers to book the losses and bought a fuckton of MSFT.

Bought that cheap MSFT and so far I'm happy. What could go wrong now?

Msft -9.99% 🚀

MSFT comeback

Meta is the kid being held by the mom in that pool, MSFT is that drowning kid. UNH is that skeleton underwater

MSFT rebound and we can put cheese on our burgers.

Yeah babe, it’s totally normal for MSFT to drop -12% Meanwhile my calls are -94% 😍

loaded up on MSFT today.

After all that drama, turns out it was just a theta day & rotating from MSFT to META lol.

Algos realizing MSFT earnings was not that bad afterall.