MSFT

wow, daily chart for MSFT is nearly a PERFECTLY flat line lol

Msft calls

not buying msft down here is downright unamerican

Why doesn't Mango tweet something useful, like, I don't know - "buy the dip on MSFT"...?

Who else got lubed by MSFT😮‍💨

I see a lot of people calling Msft calls easy money. I’ll patiently wait for cheaper calls ❤️

Almost half of MSFT unpaid customer bills (RPOs) are from OpenAI... META's AI capex will eat 98% of its cash generation this year... TSLA shareholders will pay $2B for xAI but won't get shares... Is this the first time that everybody is lucidly admitting we're in a bubble yet keep piling in?

MSFT rebound too obvious so another -6% tomorrow. And im long.

12k into calls exp april msft 🤌

ngl MSFT at this price is pretty attractive

MSFT has been smashed after 2 earnings in a row. I ain’t touching that shit for a month, but then leaps probably not a bad idea

Let these fools continue to sell MSFT, I will full port it.

Just gonna buy and hold these MSFT shares for the whole year I guess

Msft better lay off 200% of the work force for the stock price or something

MSTR and MSFT no coincidence !

Robinhood has a warning for a fucking MAG7 3T worth MSFT stock that it has recently experienced elevated volatility

Literally bought MSFT for first time ever outside of S&P About as week ago. 😂 I am undefeated bro

Is there a way to turn my wife’s Kohl’s cash into MSFT shares

MSFT $550 by June? Delusional or reality?

\>msft falling stronger than corn it turns out msft was the true memecoin all along

MSFT didn't even bounce, it is just a flat-lined dead cat.

MSFT fuck it, bough shares in roth

so is MSFT going to rebound from this quickly? It's obvious that it's oversold, right?

very surprised MSFT hasnt rebounded at all

MSFT calls good play?

MSFT lost 40B in market cap and nobody cares. Billion is the new million lmao

is falling msft a knife ?

You have literal retards managing billions of dollars who think companies are gonna vibe code and replace out $MSFT entire enterprise software suite.

MSFT P/E is now **26.43** **Calls it is.**

MSFT dumped so hard that I’m now a Microsoft community member

Where them MSFT loss porn at?

Wake up to MSFT down 12%, and Windows removed all my office apps from my work computer. Honestly flush 'em even farther.

Market rotation from hyped meme stocks like $MSFT -12% into fundamental-value stocks like $CVNA +2%

#Since October MSFT dropped from $550 to $420 on the news that it "only" managed to grow 20% instead of expectations of 14%. LMAO🤌

What I learned from last earnings was everyone shitting on META now they are praising it, next up NFLX and MSFT

Is MSFT a buy right now?

Hey $MSFT ~~knife catchers~~ investors. Don't worry. Boomer investor cohort gonna bid it right back up to $500+ next week once they "realize" their egregious mistake. lmao

Msft do something please I might go homeless

MSFT premiums doing some weird stuff, hasn’t dropped any farther from where I entered 3 hours ago and yet I’m down 30%

!banbet MSFT $450 20 days

If MSFT goes below 400, I will go all in. My kids can either go to college full ride or not go at all.

Someone needs to go to jail over this MSFT bs

I’m now 1 and 12 on my ban bets after guessing on Monday “correctly” that MSFT would lose at least 10% by today. Jokes on me because I had calls and tried to inverse myself

unh msft bagholders unite

Elon already siphoning money to xAI and you guys still want to long this shit. Actually regarded. Cancel your orders and buy MSFT easiest trade of the year. Who tf is going to buy an Optimus ? That shit barely works, remote controlled Inidan minimum wage worker.

msft bag holders club

anyone else loading up on Msft calls?

Someone’s prob liquidating and gonna pump the knockers out of MSFT

MSFT bottom is in. Pamp it

Hope MSFT -9,99% eod🫣