MSFT

Damn MSFT

Have you seen anyone who changes their reckless spending after you call them out? That's why I broke up with MSFT.

Mommy why are we poor? Because daddy bought the MSFT "dip".

Imagine what would’ve happened if MSFT missed earnings

Holy rip MSFT

msft -12% and counting

MSFT and UNH tha bargain playz Call me a moron if you want and you'll be right 100%

MSFT down 11%! Goddamn son. Kinda tempted to buy some shares at some point.

Damn why is MSFT getting punished so hard?

Msft down? Better sell my gold 🤡

sold msft puts yesterday for 50% gain. fml

MSFT down 12% and CVNA up 4%. Just as god intended

TIL MSFT is the largest SLV fund owner and both are bad now

SLV puts/MSFT puts/CVNA puts/MSTR puts, pick one

but.. but.. MSFT beat 🥺

$MSFT Calls?

Had MSFT at 473 and bought again now to bring my cost down to 450ish. Would be surprised if this isnt bigly profitable in a year.

Time to slam those MSFT calls?

for anyone wondering whats going on, from microsoft and meta earnings it sounded like dram and chips will continue to surge cause of increased capex. but if u read it the other way it means big tech can no longer sustain the spending, the wording in MSFT 10-Q hinted that subtly. MM is taking profit early anticipating chip demand and capex drop next Q

Damn I’m down a lot of gold nuggets on my msft csps 😬 rope emoji

lol, MSFT.

MSFT out here trying to single-handedly collapse the market

Might be a good day to pick of msft But who knows my UNH is cooked

TSLA down 1% msft down 11%. Makes total sense

WHY IS EVERYONE FREAKING OUT ABOUT MSFT????

Bought GOOG,MSFT, NVDA stocks out of spite yesterday, I guess I'm holding for a while.

The news is that you can no longer deny or ignore the barriers to AI/data center growth, we are about to hit the wall of water and power infrastructure capacity and MSFT just admitted it.

Msft .8 delta leap is tempting

A single analyst expected 5 gajillion dollars profit for MSFT… MSFT doesn’t meet expectation despite good earnings… Crashes

So msft is down 11% because checks notes “1% miss on cloud growth”??????

MSFT PE went from 36 to 30 in one day lmao

msft has been redeemed saars

If only open office didn't work like shit MSFT would be already at 0$ 🤌

I dOnT kNoW hOw tO tRaDe sO iM jUsT gOnNa bUy $mSfT lEaPs tHeN cOmPlAiN wHeN i lOsE mOnEy

Keep in mind MSFT beat by a pretty significant amount lol

MSFT up 2% since Feb 2024. That's nuts

market is so fucking retarded, 11% drop on MSFT FOR WHAT

MSFT down 11% in a singular day is definitely a buying opportunity

Damnit got in too early on MSFT, were up $3 and my calls are dying

Well sorry boys I crashed the market full porting msft csps yesterday

Holy shit. What happened to MSFT

MSFT V save SPX?

MSFT 400 eow, and then I full port calls

If you aren’t buying MSFT leaps then you hate money

F.. me.. had puts the last two days for SPY.. so yesterday, bought calls at close for Friday cuz MSFT, TSLA, META, and AAPL all were reporting… and WTF.. is this.. you are welcome bers… 2 outta 3 ain’t bad either.. AAPL tonight.. 🤷‍♂️

Regards do not know the 3-day rule and it shows. RIP MSFT dip buyers.

Msft way over sold man

Msft 440$ eod... PLEASE

Oof down 40% now on MSFT 2028 LEAPS