MSFT

Fuck MSFT -11%

MSFT abt to soar

Positions locked for the day. Got some GLD calls for mid next month, MSFT leaps, TSLA calls for tomorrow. Now time to pray

So what did they not like about MSFT? Absolutely Sus run up last week and dump this week

Fuckin MSFT, smh :(

I yolo’d into MSFT at $431.

#MSFT LMAO

ppl be completely irrational about MSFT.

🙋‍♂️ bought the MSFT dip

MSFT literally giving me a panic attack

PREPARE YOUR BUYS FOR MSFT AT 395 EARNINGS GAP SELL UR WIFE AND PLACE LONGS THERE OK

Down 44% on my msft calls I just bought. Why am I gay?

Bought 3x MSFT May 15 2026 460 Call @ $17.90 Its got a while and i cant turn down a 10% off sale on such a name

I thought Zuckerberg can MMA. Can't he just kick MSFT and TSLA up again? 🤔

If I have the money, I will buy a shit load of MSFT. Just damn

Wow 430 was apparently NOT the bottom on MSFT. Literally free falling and I'm scared to open the app. Guess I sold my puts too early. Market goes up for no reason, market goes down for no reason. Who could have known

Grabbed some MSFT 2/20 455C

convert msft offices into robot assemblies for free shareholder value

Big guys is down....MSFT, TSLA etc lol

MSFT $450 2/6 Call, pray for me regards

wait today we might see a halt on msft

Is MSFT tanking an AI issue?

Been waiting for an good entry for MSFT

turned out msft is worth 10 cents on the dollar

It's about time to full-port MSFT. This is diabolically insane.

300B selloff on msft earnings where they crushed it? what, algos dont like openai now? 🧢

MSFT down 11% while retarded TSLA only down 1%.

Glad I didn’t buy MSFT. That’s just dumb what’s going on. 

Hi my name is MSFT and I am exceptionally regarded

MSFT software collapses the market meanwhile META ripping Fakest dip all year

Thank you MSFT lol.....

ok but fr what is going on? VIX up Crypto down this means risk off QQQ down 1.4% MSFt down almost 12% PANW (cyber security) down 5% nflx down almost 2% who knows what is going on gold/silver coming down

o7 for all the MSFT call holders

MSFT to zero?

Same on shares and 2028 leaps. Interest rates are projected to go down even into the end of 2027. MSFT about to be $600 piece

Lol MSFT

Who sees $400 first? MSFT or TSLA?

jfc msft. LOL (coming from a true permabull)

Lol MAG7 down 11% is crazy. If this was TSLA i would believe it but MSFT? damn.

MSFT is payback from Windows 10 loyalists

Loaded the eff up on MSFT.

Dude if fuckin msft didn’t fuck everything up meta would be chillin at 750 today easy

Woah wtf going on with msft did they release bad guidance or sum

Dude. Puts on where you went to school. First, I don't think you know what MMs do. Secondly, MSFT is increasing capex again.

the way MSFT dumped this morning, you'd think MSFT missed earnings

MSFT caught for fraud

Is MSFT going out of business today

Doubled down MSFT

Good thing it wasn’t MSFT

Im out of my msft position. Call me a bitch if u want but that shit looks bad