MSFT

If I could, I'd swap the movements on msft tsla. One company helps run the world with its software and hardware, the other makes shitty cars with declining revenue and earnings but is totally not a car company, despite over 70% of its revenue coming from selling shitty cars.

Thank you GOOG for this nice after hours move. Hopefully the momentum continues for their earnings next week. If RH gives me more margin by tomorrow open I will buy some MSFT shares at these prices. Need a 17% move up in GOOG by 2/14 or I lose my banbet but I can live with that cuz GOOG is making me so much money.

MSFT green after earnings call in 45 minutes

No way MSFT doesn't rocket tomorrow

That MSFT dump accounts for like 0.2% of my port, which was otherwise up 2.6% overall today. Completely insignificant loss but it still has ruined my afternoon. Gah. Oh well. Nothing CouplaBeers can't fix, and be back to do it over over again tomorrow. My move tomorrow is to hold that position overnight and see if it bounces back.

nothing makes sense, MSFT dumping, TSLA pumping

MSFT cratering

1. TSLA: >Revenue: $24.90 billion vs $24.79 billion, estimated >>Up 3% 2. MSFT: >Revenue: $81.27 billion vs $80.831 billion, estimated >>Down 5%

My bad I had puts on tesla and calls on msft

MSFT is down

Made my earnings bets on ASML & MSFT. How do you think I'm feeling

MSFT wtf?

I bought meta calls and MSFT puts 😍😍😍😍😍

Msft and tsla beat, but the one that goes down isnt the one i had puts on

Wow didn’t know MSFT caused a nuclear war. That is a fuck of an oversell even with their capex

slv is going to 200, mu is going to 1000, but all i want is for msft to go back to 555.

soo SPY barely moved from the earnings, more weight in MSFT than META?

Scam Altman is ruining MSFT

bro this is insane $GOOGL is FLYING $META IS ROCKETING I FUCKING HAVE $MSFT LMAO

MSFT BEAT ?? 🤮🤮👎📉 META BEAT ?? 😍😍👍📈

ironically ARM is being held back by MSFT and its increasingly shittier OS but yes intel panther lake seems to be very good

ORCL -51% because oai is half of their 600B cloud backlog MSFT -3% because oai is half of their 600B cloud backlog aws/azure are the crown jewels of amzn/msft. now msft is being *praised* for diversity from cloud. wait, what?

MSFT BEAT ON EVERY METRIC AND STILL WENT DOWN THIS MARKET IS RIGGED BLACROCK IS INVERSING ME

Msft?

Shoulda bought more META omfg instead bought some MSFT

In case you're wondering why MSFT is dumping, it's so your $700c's don't print

Msft is exactly why I don’t play earnings. Shit makes no sense

Msft beats earnings by 7% and dumps 7%. Makes sense

why did MSFT drop? they beat expectations

Thank you Zuck and FU MSFT guy

$MSFT is personally bankrolling a shitty chatbot and we’re surprised?

If the retards over at msft and meta can beat earnings and revs, think what googl will do…

Good thing I got vzla calls to offset my msft loss

If MSFT stays red, MSFT in the morning

TSLA avoids calamity with progressively worse earnings: up 3% MSFT: huge beat with consistent good earnings: down 3%

if MSFT recovers before open im gona be so pissed

MSFT and USAR failed me today. I have a bloody gift

msft copilot trash

TSLA miss = pump MSFT beat = dump i love financial markets

It’s fucking impressive how consistently wrong I can be. Been selling crazy meta csps all month, mango shook me out. Decided to sell msft csps and well you can see today how that went. Fuck my fucking life

MSFT insta-tanking from 482 to 442 (-8.3%) in the span of a minute was nuts Don't even hold it but glad to see it's bouncing back a bit, whether we like it or not a lot of our ports rely on the strength of the mag 7 (except for metal tards)

MSFT hard drop all the way back to Monday levels. Ohhhh, the horror.

#MSFT be DRILLIN hard just as I be predictin LMAO🤌

SPY may climb .1% given MSFT down, TSLA, META up.  Call holders cooked across the board.

MSFT double beat. -5% TSLA 1 million optimus "next year". +10%

You saw MSFT down 8% and you immediately bought the dip right? You wouldnt let that opportunity pass you by surely?

Bullish meta and msft earnings means spy will open at 702 tomorrow cause tech will gain confidence

MSFT recovering. Flat by open tomorrow?

Looking at OI and Vol on MSFT 510c 2/20, I was tempted to grab some. I am such a genius, I stayed away

MSFT green by open?