MSFT

Msft please pump up 5% today

Feeling cute may go all in on MSFT calls a couple weeks out

I told you bitchez yesterday buy MSFT. Forward PE 27 still fucking laughable.

You guys think this MSFT premarket gain is going to hold or dump by 10 AM? I sold some of you gamblers some calls and I'm going to get bent over if it keeps up like this

-1%, MSFT was down -12% you pussy

What calls y’all got for MSFT?

MSFT +4% day incoming

MSFT dumps like 12% and the best dead cat bounce it can manage is 0.66%? Wtf happened to buy the dip. They made 80 billion dollars in 3 months. 80 billion fucking dollars.

MSFT looking like $450+today.

MSFT +2% income

Like HOOD, META, MSFT and NFLX...

Cmon msft bby pls close above $440 so I don’t get assigned all these shares

You bough sndk instead of msft didnt you 🤭

Apologies for stating the obvious, but MSFT calls.

Are my $440 msft calls actually going itm today?

Buy the MSFT dip or nah?

MSFT time to Go Green today. Wanna see min. +2%

MSFT and META margin calls spilling over into metals. Trump gonna announce a different Fed chief and everyone gonna get spanked twice

Msft will pump today

MSFT what the fuck is wrong with you

WHY DID I BUY THE DIP ON MSFT. FUCK FUCK FUCK

Every single thing i own is dropping. I don't know how it is possible. All 7 my stocks are killing themselves. MSFT? ded. NBIS? ded. UUUU? Suicide. ONDS? killd. KTOS? Shot ded in the corner. Western Digital literally made more money than god almighty... -6%. How am i so bad at this?

Will MSFT make me a poor for the 58th day in a row? Yes or yes?

#MU and SNDK added to MAG7 to replace MSFT and TSLA LMAO🤌

Need a 5% up day on msft and I won’t gamble ever again

Super drunk rn don’t even care if my msft calls get nuked tmr

$MSFT only down 0.20 overnight? Oh yea we getting $455 by tmw 

My port was at ATH before getting gaped by MSFT

MSFT DIP IS GENERATIONAL FREE MONEY THAT WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOR GENERATIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

So should I full port into MSFT? Like it has to go back up

my port is having a real GUH moment between MSFT, ORCL, and NOW

SNDK to replace MSFT in MAG7

Bought MSFT calls today let’s see 440 tomorrow

I nearly full ported GLD yesterday but decided against cutting my MSFT losses, as all of my decisions are bad (Hence the deep red MSFT bags I currently hold). Glad I avoided that

Still cannot believe my 1,000$ MSFT call is 39$ now

Buy MSFT. They are planning to relaunch the Zune as “Zune 2” To the moon

Imagine being full ported msft when everything else has been ripping 🤦‍♂️

I probably should have sold a march put on MSFT today. I hope it goes down again tomorrow so I can get a better entry

MSFT bag holders 🤣🤣🫵🫵

MSFT🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃

I’m buying copper and MSFT calls tomorrow idgaf

#SOMEBODY IN HERE HAD SNDK PUTS AND MSFT CALLS

I bought some MSFT today. Feeling good. 😎

Did I hear that right? OpenAI represents 45% of Azure’s future contract bookings? Damn, I didn't sell enough MSFT a month ago. Please dead cat bounce one more time and I promise to never, EVER have any of your stock in my port again, Slopya.

#CVNA was $379 yesterday and you regards bought MSFT instead LMAO

Of the hyperscalers. When they run out of money, they'll cancel their NVDA/MU orders. The first domino to fall may well be Oracle, Meta, or Msft dragged down by OpenAI. At some point the shareholders will ask why all the company's cash flow goes to a product that loses money.

Of who? MU or msft? Or meta?

Is MSFT buy the dip or stay clear of it

MSFT beats earnings and goes down 12%. Kappa