MSFT

Tomorrow morning inverse the news. They fucked up twice on MSFT and META. Headlines will be like “ Google has achieved AGI” then 30 minutes later corrected to “Autistic General Intelligence”

Someone has to fix the jank code that it spits out. Check out the Windows 11 rollout, how AI wrote (read botched) 30% of the code, and MSFT has had to do hotfixes nonstop to patch vulnerabilities. So yes, coding is still very much an important skill to have. But just as important though often overlooked, is hygiene. If you really want to stand out amongst your peers during your first interview, make sure to wash your nuts.

Name a large company that does not have an EA with MSFT. Any company that matters will have E3/E5 by default.

I got May MSFT calls, would be great

It would be nice if MSFT pulled a META tomorrow.

Went balls deep in msft calls before close, wish me luck.

Best investments for 2026. $META $AMZN $MSFT TAKE YOUR PICK. Shares + options.

Come on MSFT. Daddy needs a new DDR5 stick

Getting sick and tired of being baited by msft.

Msft dropped to being the 4th largest. Pathetic. It used to be #1 not a while back.

Why is msft so lame

Too much to ask for msft 485. Smh

This is the week to take positions in Meta, MSFT And AMZN before Snata rally begins from next week.

Sandisk is so volatile it makes RDDT look as stable as MSFT.

I lost money on a ton of stuff but losing money on MSFT hurts irrationally much even though it's only $3.5k still biggest single trade loss since June. Fuck you in your gay ass MSFT and me for being dumb

Fuck you $MSFT. Complete assclown of a stock.

AI back on the menu boys and girls. Msft story fake salesforce story real and bullish

Do yourself a favor and pick up MSFT Calls for late next year

Softer sales of AI products or something, MSFT came out and said they didn’t release that news

So fake news comes out about MSFT, it gaps down, MSFT says not true and it doesn’t recover ?

Crazy how each one of the Mags is taking their turn. First AMZN and MSFT, then GOOG, now META. NVDA and TSLA are always memes, so I guess AAPL bout to go bonkers?

Now we just need MSFT to cut copilot and I'm set

Every Mag 7 has gotten a random 4% pump, where is AMZN and MSFT?

Anyone not buying MSFT here needs medical intervention

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yesterday we immediately dumped after I posted this cuz MSFT, but I don't care, it just means cheaper calls # Bers thot LMAO

Fucking MSFT windows with the system process eating 90% CPU on an idle PC is the best argument for moving to Linux I can think of (their attempts to make Office a subscription service is another). One day I’ll be motivated enough to do it MSFT is giving APPL a run for their money in terms of which is a more evil entity

DONT TOUCH NFLX AND MSFT. TOO HOT THAT WILL BURN YOU. LET IT COOL DOWN..

I’ve stopped swinging options sleep great and just wait for a direction a couple hours in and don’t hold for more than a couple hours. So what did I do? Bought a MSFT call at the bell and have been watching each excruciating downtick AH

Catch a failing knife, check that knives one on each hand: left msft, right nvda

I qualify for MSFT

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what happened to msft nutella needs to step it up

Lmao this market really giving AAPL the highest multiple out of the 4 tech giants. AMZN, MSFT, and GOOG are all growing faster so if I had to guess it’s some sort of risk premium associated with their AI exposure. Meaning AI has somehow bot become a liability and a must have for those 3

Bought 100 shares of MSFT at $510. Will we recover?

First 14 replies I’ll pay you to suck YOUR hairy warted cock if you tell me MSFT hits my 480c tomorrow

What happen to MSFT

The fake news about MSFT may not be from the Bear but from the Bull. Bull have a hard time get over SPX 6850$ so they make fake news to bait Bear shot/put the market and then Bam! Fuck them in da ass without baby oil.

msft fud is not enough to keep it down

NFLX and MSFT dragged my port down today

Wen Msft pump lol so bs  Dumps on news Debunked , continue flat, then fart 

literally...my port. $META $AMZN $MSFT holy shit. I took profits on meta and aint touch that shitco. going to give amazon 1 more chance or else FUCKN GG shitco.

MSFT got Elmer’d

meta and msft are the pigs of the mag 7

Why the fuck is META following MSFT price movement REEEEEEEEE

Nice day to have a port full of MSFT, NVDA, AMZN and META! Would have been better off owning a sack of dog crap.

Concerning price action from MSFT on news that was dubbed "fake" from a mysterious e-mail sent by MSFT especially since the publication is doubling down on it's claim.

Fuck dude, I need some miracle to pump my MSFT $515 calls. I don’t think it’ll recover by January

NFLX and MSFT genius