MSFT

Did msft just pop the bubble

thank you msft for that premarket dip so I could unload a few of my foolishly bought puts

Do you pay regular price for it? Talking with those who do sales, msft is just bundling it with large clients to write massive numbers of subscriptions but no income or actual demand.

MSFT thought they were Ai LeAdErS because they jumped in bed with Sam Altman. Reality is they have no differentiating AI product, everyone despises every product they make, and their cloud growth is only due to moving existing enterprise customers to their cloud - no AI startups (excluding OpenAI) choose Azure.

Not worried about msft at all!

Made $127,000 in 30 seconds scalping $MSFT calls at open [https://i.imgur.com/tiVilBc.png](https://i.imgur.com/tiVilBc.png)

people sell msft and just buy nvidia googl instead, will be up today

I like MSFT but it's not cheap either

Well then, Meta and Googl fucked Jensen AMZN did it yesterday And now Msft Guess aapl and TSLA are next

i may be regarded. but i reckon ... if MSFT made a good product people wanted to use. Well they could make more money and increase sales. doesnt help that the start menu on win11 stop working

What happened at MSFT

$MSFT would've told investors if anything was materially bad last earnings and had visibility then. Piece of shit "The Information" was founded by a daughter of a well known private equity firm. They know what they're doing manipulating markets using media as a cover.

Listen MSFT, I don't like you and you don't like anyone (especially consumers) but you really need to cut this shit out. I'm going to install Linux on my grandma's machine if you don't knock it off, YOU HEAR ME?

F u MSFT. cancelling my ChatGPT pro

Just my luck. I bought msft leap call yesterday and immediately they dump today.

"Microsoft (MSFT) fell 2.49% after analysts reacted negatively to Apple's leadership changes in AI, raising concerns about competitive positioning in the sector, while the broader tech market dipped 0.73%."

NVDA: We're not Enron MSFT: Our AI shit not selling OpenAI: Code Red GOOG: 😎

MSFT??!!?

people will sell msft and just buy nvidia or google or some shit,

Why msft dildo

After getting a mac at work I have no idea why people use windows anymore. If it wasn't for AD they would be long dead. Fuck MSFT.

Was MSFT not ADP that dumped us

Nothing important. Just buy MSFT calls today

MSFT so fucked: AI sales quotas cut in half. ChatGPT losing users in droves to Gemini. MSFT puts. Easy.

So MSFT is telling me to not update my Windows tomorrow...

This one is on MSFT. Copilot can't even send an email for me. I have a license at work and legit never use it.

by 2050 msft is delisted

The year is 2050 Elon's robot army patrols the streets, the US has annexed Canada, and MSFT trades around $450

like I said 4 days ago: "windows getting shittier by the day, vibe coded AI shittification in full force; valve releasing a plug and play linux based PC; copilot beyond shit and just shoved in your face constantly and for what? massive investment in openai gonna go to 0. gates on the epstein list. puts on MSFT"

The bubble pop would be led by something like NVDA sales slowing down not MSFT saying they can't sell their shitty work productivity software lol

F u , msft

Jfc msft… you’re a proper DURRTTBAG!!

What’s funny is that same news organization said the same thing 8 months ago about MSFT lowering ai quota. Just complete overreactions everywhere

Never said it was a something burger. It dropped because MSFT. But the market appears to think there’s something to it

Let’s see what msft can yield here

Buying opportunity except msft

How regarded do you have to be to think algos waited 45 minutes before deciding to dump? It was the MSFT news dropping their AI software sales quotas.

Ah yes, hood dumping off that Msft news Market is so hormonal

Right, it wasn't the jobs report.  Timing didn't line up.  Msft ai news triggering algo dump? Either way it'll be green by close.  Rate cuts for everyone!

The end of AI is near. Repent and run. - MSFT

Who cares about MSFT? Their copilot is shit. NVDA beat earnings, TSM beat earnings, AI is booming, fuk MSFT.

so much for my msft 500c for friday, thanks a bunch.

So glad I sold my 1/16 500c on MSFT on Monday for 100% profit and did not keep it....

Lol look at NBIS since the 50 BILLION investment from MSFT. Down over 40% keep being a sucker

MSFT news? There’s news buddy

MSFT just kamikazi'd the AI trade today.

And MSFT lowered AI guidance while those jobs supposedly replaced by AI

Keep buying google and Amazon. MSFT and OpenAi are not winning this.

I find it hilarious the jobs report did basically nothing, but a rogue report from MSFT about a super minor sales reduction somehow destroys the entire market

The Information is short on everything related to AI, first the ORCL article now MSFT