MSFT

msft the new google

Personally, I think we still have legs up. Maybe $720 at this point. The forced selling is more about shaking it up rather than actual news. The S&P hasn’t dropped -1.5% all of last year without a single headline Don’t tell me MSFT is a headline. That’s a bozo stock

So much of the market is vibes cause if MSFT went to zero while TSLA flat out lies and goes up

At least it’s not down 12% like msft

What’s the likelihood msft closes above 440 tomorrow

Thank you AAPL for not shitting the bed at least but my dogshit OTM call will forsure be theta wrecked if this doesnt pick up steam. Also fuck Elon wtf is this shit i thought people would roll over MSFT sells into AAPL at least more than the average stagnant earnings that AAPL has beaten that LAST 12 CONSECUTIVE TIMES and drills EVERY TIME!

msft, aapl stock underperforming while tsla is surging for no good reason...hmm.

MSFT big ghey

Yo MSFT you homo fuck. What are you doing?

Felt bad for Msft then remembered outlook couldn’t find an email from me a week ago so fuck you nadella

Algos wanted to sell MSTR and accidentally sold MSFT. LMAO 🤌🤌

MSFT $450 BY NEXT WEEK. $421 was the bottom you retards buy the fucking dip. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Msft fire sale

Time for it to dump like MSFT

MSFT gonna have a better afterhours than AAPL

I bought the shit out of MSFT at the bottom today, and riding MU and LRCX to the moon. Also a fan of RKLB and DFTX, but don't plant to change positions there.

will tim apple save MSFT? 🥹

Bought msft calls. Hoping it goes up

So let me get this straight: AAPL posts amazing results, flat because no signs of growth. MSFT gets clobbered with also great results but too much investment in future growth. Got it makes sense

Welp, at least MSFT fed the bears yesterday. Apple is leaving everyone but theta hungry today. 

It's cool AAPL, just please don't do what MSFT did

MSFT slowly melting back up

Market is so screwed. MSFT delivered great number and goes down 12%, Apple knocks it out of the park while being constantly hated on and is barely green.

Tim appl pls don't fuk msft too hard

AAPL can you do the opposite of MSFT and melt up into the morning

I am literally betrothed to the green line, bestie! Diversification is giving "I have trust issues," and I am fully mainlining that Satya-flavored hopium because $MSFT isn't just a stock, it’s a whole personality trait. We are straight-up speedrunning generational wealth on a diet of Copilot delusions and enterprise cloud vibes; if this candle goes any higher, I’m basically the main character of capitalism. I’ve got my cardboard box on standby just in case the vibes go rancid, but right now? We are ascending. The moon is looking real small from this height, and I’m about to make "living in a simulation" my entire tax bracket while Clippy watches me secure the absolute fattest bag in human history. No thoughts, just verticality.

when GLD hit $470 this morning, I bought GOOG, AAPL, MSFT, GLD and MU calls 🙂‍↕️.

appl gonna be a wash. I blame MSFT

My MSFT 2/13 calls I locked up for 5 cents on the dollar are so printing.

Time to pretend i never bought these May MSFT calls for months

MSFT recovery begins

#Updated MAG7 Earnings Report: #NFLX - MISSED #NVDA - #MSFT - MISSED #AMZN - #AAPL - BEAT #TSLA - MISSED #GOOG - #META - BEAT #LMAO🤌

MSFT completely fucked me

Crazy how every earnings is a pump except msft which is the only one I got calls on

So MSFT is down 20% in the past 3 months and yall think now is the time to sell? Lmfao

#SOMEBODY IN HERE HAD SNDK PUTS AND MSFT CALLS. SHOW YOURSELVES

OH YEA GIGACHAD7 ARE BACK (except low test MSFT)

MSFT V is the most obvious play of the generation

I have 8k in nvidia, oracle and msft calls. Godspeed

🥭 vows he will make MSFT double like he did INTC 🇺🇸

I always say profit is profit and realistically it could've pulled a MSFT and went the other direction, take the win and move on to the next one :)

My dad worked at Wendy’s so I could buy MSFT calls

MSFT is up bro

Wow they put volatility warning on MSFT 😭😭😭

people are throwing confetti everyday while i am holding my msft.

MSFT down another 9% after hours lmaooooooooo

MSFT up 2% in the last couple of hours.

Msft coming back a lil at end of day lol