MSFT

Looking like my kids are going to be inheriting HOOD & MSFT bags when I leave this mortal coil.

I need 🥭 to say "MSFT is great folks, maybe the best. Also HOOD and SPY, believe me. NVDA i like at 185. Bigly and strong" And I think that would basically be ideal for my port

Msft

MSFT V incoming purely on the basis of being down 12% on good earnings

MSFT down 12 percent!

MSFT leaps?

MSFT STOP DIPPING I'M OUT OF AMMO

fkt it, buying monthly calls on MSFT, godspeed

MSFT PE 26.5. Go on and marinate on that.

Will be buying GOOG into earnings in buckets of $5k/$10k a day, gonna crush unlike MSFT

MSFT 420 soon 😎

lol, people are seriously blaming msft for a -1.5% move on spy 

Latest windows update broke the buy button for MSFT

Opened up a MSFT call leap. This is a nothing burger I’m pretty confident it’ll rise again

Bulls so funny.. no questions when it's +1% ever day, but one real red day and everyone is like "WHAT HAPPENED"... brother, MSFT is down 11% you're lucky META saved what it did, it coulda easily been 2.5%+ down

MSFT beats and gets -12.5% lmao

MSFT selling seems like such an over-reaction. I am buying for long hold

Sigh dude. I just can't win. I sold out of META before earnings because I was scared after 3 months of getting my asshole stretched. I bought into HOOD 2 days ago. Lost 1200 bucks. Now I'm in AAPL for earnings, hopefully they don't shit the bed like fucking MSFT. Goddamnit dude. Fucking MSFT, wtf happened to them.

Well, I got some MSFT shares just now. Sure hope I don't get stabbed by this falling knife.

When was the last time MSFT took such a beating? It's unreal how much its dropping

Should've not bought MSFT calls after a 11% drop, silly me

# Todays news: Microsoft declares bankruptcy on a beat and raise. Gold and silver naturally plummets, since you cant pay for Msft Teams using silver?. Orange man fixes another war, claims 27 peace deals in 27 minutes.

You are all TRULY regarded if you aren’t buying MSFT

MSFT only missed by a small margin btw 🤣

MSFT cannot be down 12% by eod right?

msft honestly going for the -15% achievement, respectable

Sold my msft puts too early. Rotating my money into Pokémon destined rivals booster boxes. Can’t go tits up.

Imagine if openAI goes bankrupt, MSFT drills another 20 percent

MSFT managed to have a worse ai strategy than AAPL. Can corporates be regarded as well

msft falling 12% no way lmao

msft slow drill to death lol

I'm happy that MSFT is dumping. They totally lost the game and drank their own AI kool-aid a little too much. Hopefully they will self reflect Narrator: They didn't

Bought a shitton of msft at 424. Am I okay?

Loading up on MSFT

Is this really all bc of MSFT??

This MSFT dip is mighty tasty

funeral service being held at 2:00 pm today for msft call holders

Sold my MSFT on Dec1 for 488 per share. Glad I'm not choosing stocks on just vibes anymore

Bought 500 x MSFT @ $424.80. Hold me Daddy 😂

MSFT leaps seem like free money

There is a stupid amount of money to be made buying MSFT and metals today.

Did MSFT really cause this massive drop? Like I’m actually confused

Imagine holding MSFT, Gold, and Bitcoin in your portfolio, oh wait...

MSFT down 12% feels like an easy 02/06 call play

there is no bottom for MSFT

Open AI has become cancer. First ORCL now MSFT. The body counts piling up

Selling GOOG for MSFT

market is in a selloff mood today, meta was good and msft was bad but lets just all follow msft on the way down