MSFT

You are all TRULY regarded if you aren’t buying MSFT

MSFT only missed by a small margin btw 🤣

MSFT cannot be down 12% by eod right?

msft honestly going for the -15% achievement, respectable

Sold my msft puts too early. Rotating my money into Pokémon destined rivals booster boxes. Can’t go tits up.

Imagine if openAI goes bankrupt, MSFT drills another 20 percent

MSFT managed to have a worse ai strategy than AAPL. Can corporates be regarded as well

msft falling 12% no way lmao

msft slow drill to death lol

I'm happy that MSFT is dumping. They totally lost the game and drank their own AI kool-aid a little too much. Hopefully they will self reflect Narrator: They didn't

Bought a shitton of msft at 424. Am I okay?

Loading up on MSFT

Is this really all bc of MSFT??

This MSFT dip is mighty tasty

funeral service being held at 2:00 pm today for msft call holders

Sold my MSFT on Dec1 for 488 per share. Glad I'm not choosing stocks on just vibes anymore

Bought 500 x MSFT @ $424.80. Hold me Daddy 😂

MSFT leaps seem like free money

There is a stupid amount of money to be made buying MSFT and metals today.

Did MSFT really cause this massive drop? Like I’m actually confused

Imagine holding MSFT, Gold, and Bitcoin in your portfolio, oh wait...

MSFT down 12% feels like an easy 02/06 call play

there is no bottom for MSFT

Selling GOOG for MSFT

Open AI has become cancer. First ORCL now MSFT. The body counts piling up

market is in a selloff mood today, meta was good and msft was bad but lets just all follow msft on the way down

Holy fuck, my MSFT calls 🥺👍

Bro what the actual fuck 💀 who cares if MSFT is spending more on CAPEX 😭

I'd rather baghold AAPL than MSFT so I'm in big for AAPL earnings

Wow man never in my wildest dreams did I think msft was dumping 12% on an earnings beat fml

This MSFT move is fucking wild wiping out over 400 billion in market cap over not even horrible earnings wtf

This month I picked NFLX and RDDT. Let’s see if I can go 3/3 with MSFT and blow up my account

Took profits on GLD and SLV, yolo'ing into MSFT and ORCL.

can't believe I bought MSFT guh

loading up on AMZN and MSFT while I touch myself to bezos and gates pictures.

Msft said ai demand is outstripping supply, yet all ai stocks tank? How does that make sense

anyone considering full port MSFT?

Damn MSFT

Have you seen anyone who changes their reckless spending after you call them out? That's why I broke up with MSFT.

Mommy why are we poor? Because daddy bought the MSFT "dip".

Imagine what would’ve happened if MSFT missed earnings

Holy rip MSFT

msft -12% and counting

MSFT and UNH tha bargain playz Call me a moron if you want and you'll be right 100%

MSFT down 11%! Goddamn son. Kinda tempted to buy some shares at some point.

Damn why is MSFT getting punished so hard?

Msft down? Better sell my gold 🤡

sold msft puts yesterday for 50% gain. fml

MSFT down 12% and CVNA up 4%. Just as god intended