MSFT

Dumb question but wouldn’t a lot of problems be solved if MSFT just buys OpenAI?

someone check on that student who holds that 12k worth of calls on MSFT

How the fuck does NVDA AND MSFT MORE DOWN THAN TESLA!?

If you invested 1000 bucks on MSFT 1 year ago, you'd have 1000 bucks right now

Honestly, I am at least grateful that my bags are MSFT, NVDA and NFLX. Calls dont expire for 4-6 months. At least my positions arent full blown retarded.

Welp fuck me and my MSFT calls bought last week

#BREAKING: SpaceX CEO announces short position in $MSFT. Source EbaumsWorld

It's a real advantage for GOOGL that MSFT and META report earnings before them. They can study how the market reacted to each of their earnings calls to know how they need to frame their results for maximum pumping.

Msft starting to become cheap compared to other mag7

Thank you MSFT. Very cool! 🤡

Man I definitely didn’t have msft down $70 in a week after an earnings beat on my bingo card when I sold those $440 puts

MSFT 600c 2027 LEAP

OK, I have to save my retirement. I've lost almost my entire port on MSFT lately. Do I dump it all and full port YOLO 2/6 RDDT calls? I can't think of a single other solution to this problem...

MSFT 365 is not a meme 📎

Just buy the MSFT dip is what I would do if all my money wasn't being obliterated rn

MSFT just needs some antibiotics, bruh.

Tfw you have Netflix, Hood, and MSFT calls

I ported 25k last week in MSFT (after earnings) and another 25K just now, can someone tell me its going to be ok? I held cash for ages

MSFT going for another leg down. It has no more legs to amputate.

Should I double down on MSFT to average down or just wait for it to bounce back?

You think this is the end of MSFT or will it bounce back

Is my March $440 MSFT calls cooked?

Why does msft always goes down -.-

Who bought MSFT when it was at 555?

I've got msft at 400 and intu at 465. This is stupid and I blame Obama.

MSFT can’t find the bottom lol

My port has gone -55% in the space of a week. MSFT and ASML ruining me

Imagine being a MSFT bag holder

Msft

Lost 8k on $MSFT leap. Fucker is down 99%

someone should face charges for this MSFT pump n dump

Why do I feel like I have a STD after touching MSFT?

MSFT shares looking juicy at this P/E

I’m buying MSFT here

MSFT easy gain from here

MSFT -3% LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO SHORT THIS DEAD COMPANY INTO THE GROUND

Fuck is wrong with MSFT

MSFT has no bottom

My msft and orcl are completely dead.

Oh so MSFT wants to keep dying. Useless fuck

Msft to 0

Ok its been confirmed, MSFT is a piece of flaming shit

Whoever told me to get MSFT calls…

MSFT good results and just lost $1T in value.... Joke!

Some of this is just wild NOW at $100 ORCL at $150 - Larry Ellison = fastest reverse Billionaire speed run MSFT closing back in on $3 Trillion 😂

I bought MSFT $475c for June when it dropped after earnings down 30% already. Feeling like I should cut my losses but maybe this is the bottom? What do you guys think?

Microstrategy dropped the "Micro" from its name to avoid being confused with a weak, failing company like MSFT

Sold my SLV calls to buy MSFT. Am I genius?

MSFT I need you to take a Cialis or something. Let’s get you from MircoSOFT to MicroHARD baby.

MSFT 6DTE $437.5c am i fuk