MSFT

market is so fucking retarded, 11% drop on MSFT FOR WHAT

MSFT down 11% in a singular day is definitely a buying opportunity

Damnit got in too early on MSFT, were up $3 and my calls are dying

Well sorry boys I crashed the market full porting msft csps yesterday

Holy shit. What happened to MSFT

MSFT V save SPX?

MSFT 400 eow, and then I full port calls

If you aren’t buying MSFT leaps then you hate money

F.. me.. had puts the last two days for SPY.. so yesterday, bought calls at close for Friday cuz MSFT, TSLA, META, and AAPL all were reporting… and WTF.. is this.. you are welcome bers… 2 outta 3 ain’t bad either.. AAPL tonight.. 🤷‍♂️

Regards do not know the 3-day rule and it shows. RIP MSFT dip buyers.

Msft way over sold man

Msft 440$ eod... PLEASE

Oof down 40% now on MSFT 2028 LEAPS

$MSFT took us back to the stone ages 🗿

Fuck MSFT -11%

MSFT abt to soar

Positions locked for the day. Got some GLD calls for mid next month, MSFT leaps, TSLA calls for tomorrow. Now time to pray

So what did they not like about MSFT? Absolutely Sus run up last week and dump this week

Fuckin MSFT, smh :(

I yolo’d into MSFT at $431.

#MSFT LMAO

ppl be completely irrational about MSFT.

🙋‍♂️ bought the MSFT dip

MSFT literally giving me a panic attack

PREPARE YOUR BUYS FOR MSFT AT 395 EARNINGS GAP SELL UR WIFE AND PLACE LONGS THERE OK

Down 44% on my msft calls I just bought. Why am I gay?

Bought 3x MSFT May 15 2026 460 Call @ $17.90 Its got a while and i cant turn down a 10% off sale on such a name

I thought Zuckerberg can MMA. Can't he just kick MSFT and TSLA up again? 🤔

If I have the money, I will buy a shit load of MSFT. Just damn

Wow 430 was apparently NOT the bottom on MSFT. Literally free falling and I'm scared to open the app. Guess I sold my puts too early. Market goes up for no reason, market goes down for no reason. Who could have known

Grabbed some MSFT 2/20 455C

convert msft offices into robot assemblies for free shareholder value

Big guys is down....MSFT, TSLA etc lol

MSFT $450 2/6 Call, pray for me regards

wait today we might see a halt on msft

Is MSFT tanking an AI issue?

Been waiting for an good entry for MSFT

turned out msft is worth 10 cents on the dollar

It's about time to full-port MSFT. This is diabolically insane.

300B selloff on msft earnings where they crushed it? what, algos dont like openai now? 🧢

MSFT down 11% while retarded TSLA only down 1%.

Glad I didn’t buy MSFT. That’s just dumb what’s going on. 

MSFT software collapses the market meanwhile META ripping Fakest dip all year

Hi my name is MSFT and I am exceptionally regarded

ok but fr what is going on? VIX up Crypto down this means risk off QQQ down 1.4% MSFt down almost 12% PANW (cyber security) down 5% nflx down almost 2% who knows what is going on gold/silver coming down

Thank you MSFT lol.....

o7 for all the MSFT call holders

MSFT to zero?

Same on shares and 2028 leaps. Interest rates are projected to go down even into the end of 2027. MSFT about to be $600 piece

Lol MSFT