MSFT

Msft 300 by eod

MSFT cheaper than it was literally 2 whole years ago LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is when MSFT leaps start to look very tempting

Why is MSFT down 10% wtf

We're at -11% and MSFT is still bleeding down. Wtf. I want to get rid of these bags please.

Legitimately, this is not a good sign for anything for MSFT to get hit like this

Guess MSFT just gonna drop to 420😭

MSFT is now the cheapest Mag 7 lmao

MSFT headed to 0 soon

MSFT is going down to double digits

TSLA green by noon and then end -0.5% MSFT crab walk until an 11am dump to -12% before climbing to -8% EOD. +2% tmrw I have no idea what I’m saying

I’d buy more MSFT if I hadn’t lost all money on MSFT@520

Okay I need MSFT to go up 5% asap

good time to buy MSFT?

Thought I was genius buying msft AH

Msft is cheap

Just bought 3x MSFT May 15 2026 460 Call @ $17.90

Selling everything and putting it all in MSFT

Damn MSFT is so embarrassing they had to disable shorts lmao

If TESLA had MSFT earning numbers, shit would be up 1000% today.

I hate being poor. Would be buying as much MSFT as I could right now but instead I am only able to buy $206 worth haha

If you told me MSFT would go -10% while GLD just keeps pumping 3% a day I'd have called you retard turns out, I am the retard (who could have guessed)

Msft fire sale

but this isn't ORCL, MSFT is legit if OpenAI goes under, it's not like the other tech companies will be fine everything will be fuk

MSFT losing 300B+ at open on earnings beat

Cant believe its MSFT the one crashing the market. 🤡

**LET NO JOYFUL VOICE BE HEARD. LET NO STOCK LOOK UPON THE SKY WITH HOPE. AND LET THIS DAY BE CURSED BY WE WHO READY TO WAKE, THE MSFT -10%**

MSFT the first of many

Honesty, just parking un allocated cash over there instead like FXI/ASHR, will probably toss the rest in SPY today and just ride the general markets until I see some actual buying opportunities I am eyeballing MSFT at the very least but might be “catch a falling knife” territory

RIP MSFT it was nice knowing you, see you guys behind the Wendy's dumpster

Might need to wait for em for like 3 months tho, but overall agreed, MSFT at 433 per share is literally free money.

Msft 450c 1d hope it’s not trash in 10 minutes

MSFT down 9% and Tesla down 1% make it make sense

MSFT dip juicy enough

TIL MSFT was just a giant bull trap that lasted for decades

MSFT is literally free money on this -10%

NFLX and MSFT the 2 biggest piece of dogshit stocks

Sold META LEAPS for MSFT LEAPS, trading mega caps like memes.

This has got to be the single stupidest market reaction to an earnings I have ever seen #MSFT

#msft calls free money

I will never touch msft stock again. Absolute trash jack assery filth vermin

I wonder would have happened if msft missed

MSFT is untouchable with OpenAI hanging around its neck, and the bailout strategy basically WSB apes. I dont doubt it could work, but its pretty desperate

Msft anything below 400 buy of the century

So MSFT leaps

msft x5

I may be dumb as fuck. Let’s see if this msft call lotto pays off today 1/28- 437.5

Msft huge cap ex spend, stock sells off, meta increasing cap ex spend, stock moons?

Who's buying MSFT

MSFT 700c 1/28 (long vol and spot)