MSFT

Msft cmon man

Tf is this MSFT candle?

MSFT less red than SPY. What a sight to see

ggoogl meta msft just havcing -2% days every day

will my msft calls print today will my wife ever come back

lmao MSFT bulls getting jerked around. brutal

Microsoft is making sure I truly love the company and testing my sincerity. I like it. I'm here for the long term, you can go up now MSFT

MSFT bottoming even more bottom than Mariana Trench 

Msft just please 1 scam pump

MSFT and GOOG seem too obvious of buys. What’s the catch?

MSFT bottoming around $350

Can msft go green

msft just can’t get a break bro it’s pathetic

Going to keep buying MSFT and META until I'm broke. Don't care if they go to zero. I'm going down with the ship. Both of their forward P/Es are now 20 or lower.

MSFT

Instead of giving money to a financial dominatrix, I just keep buying MSFT

Msft only down 0.5% is a green day

I GUESS THE SILVER LINING IS THAT MSFT LOOKS LESS FUKT THAN THE REST OF THE BAG7

Never thought I'd be dusting off my MSFT $180 meme but it might be time

I feel bad for that 505 MSFT calls guy

MSFT is tempting at $366.66 ... but I said the same thing at $395 lol ... perhaps I should wait for $266.66.

MSFT is less down that SPY? I am 100% sure this issue will be fixed at open

In for 1,000 shares of MSFT @ $369.18 Going to open $100k in leaps at open. Pray for me regards

I can't believe I'm bagholding MSFT, if I was holding meme stocks and the value investing special I deserve it but MSFT, REALLY?!

Does MSFT even remember what the colour green is?

Just got my paycheck.. whats the play? MU pr MSFT?

Slam 1DTE calls on MSFT at open? Thoughts?

MSFT NEEDS TO ANNOUNCE SOME RETRENCHMENTS IN ORDER TO PUMP MAYBE STARTING WITH THE CEO

Selling call spreads on SPY and MSFT is easy money!

Good morning. Except for MSFT you pos.

MSFT 50% off ATH

Msft is the biggest 🌈🐻

MSFT has been green once in the last 14 sessions and that one day was +1% lmao

Ever been forced with a ⚡️ butt plug and sound while deep throating a metal rod? This morning feels like that with MU, MSFT and GLD all down. MM is the domme just keeps cranking it up while I scream…no more!

Can you guys do me a favor and use PowerPoint, Word or Excel more often? Maybe it'll push $MSFT back up, I kinda need the money. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Msft is killing me man

>customers: MSFT, Windows 11 sucks >MSFT: we hear you loud and clear! Windows 11 now mandatory and we are going to put ads on the start menu. >MSFT: we also heard you wanted us to take screenshots and spy on your desktop all day, you got it! >customers: plz, no! Also Azure sucks ass compared to literally every other cloud, fix it? >MSFT: Fixed! We made it damn near impossible to integrate with any of your existing systems, but connects seamlessly with MS products, mandatory AI! >customers: Not AI, plox!!!! >MSFT: You got it! We are forcing AI into every goddamn product we have including Windows 11! You're welcome! We are also single-handedly propping up OpenAI because you asked nicely! >customers: Why are you like this? Didn't you used to have cutting edge technology and development? Can't you do more of that? >MSFT: Sure thing! We replaced our entire workforce with H-1B holders with dubious degrees and have started propping them up with more AI, just like you want it! >customers: :-( >bols: Why is MSFT down? People wonder why the retail market makes no sense.

BREAKING: MSFT and GOOG filing bankruptcy this week.

to bankrupt MSFT

Msft barely red

Having lost way to much on this POS.... If I see one more article about how MSFT is a screaming buy I am going to put my foot through the screen!

MSFT manages to dip even when market is closed lol

Done being a 🌈🐻 Going all in on MSFT leaps at open

When I think shit can’t go any lower, it fucking goes lower. Genuinely what the fuck are META and MSFT doing

Shares don't count! I went long MSFT options. I should've just set 50k on fire. At least it would've been cool to watch.

Bad to buy msft and Google at these prices? I been buying msft since 400. And started buying Google yesterday.... Don't know if it's smart though. Market prob has more to drop and these 2 have already dropped much more than the overall market... if they are such good companies why are they dropping so much more than the sp500

META is new MSFT

>MSFT flat year-over-year (bump as due to AI hype) >bols: It is literally the end of the world for Microsoft Why are you this way?

50% comments about MSFT 50% comments about oil sums up this discussion

people are idiots and think that software is dead because ai. while too stupid to realize that msft has azure and a backlog of half a trillion via ai. similarly, orcl. but even much dumber, since orcl has a similar ai backlog but 1/10 the market cap. they're all-in cloud. so when software gets hit, they go down. when ai gets hit, they go down. they inexplicably do not go up with ai. because, again, people are morons.