MSFT

Msft will go back up tomorrow, meta will climb, IBM will soar, tsla will drop and apple will be flat. So says my crystal ball

msft got murked lmao

MSFT 500 wen 😞

$MSFT spent $25B on chips in 3 months and copilot is garbage but gold is a bubble?

I don't even know who the current CEO of MSFT is and I went balls deep on calls for earnings. AMA.

wtf MSFT WTF

Why did I buy MSFT calls....

I lost on MSFT but not on TSLA. Make it make sense

I'm worried about my ex, MSFT, how is he feeling now?

MSFT is down because its up 10%+ over 1yr and META is up because its flat over 1yr. Its just fund managers doing rebalancing, no thesis required.

MSFT gonna open up and META gonna open flat

Someone give me some hope is MSFT recovering any time soon or does the sell off contunue

msft couldn’t save it. Few red days ahead

MSFT, you fat turd.

Imagine if all the META holders sell overnight to buy MSFT and tmrw META ends red and MSFT green

Msft 490 calls tmrw? 4-5 weeks out?

I got out of MSFT after I was 100% sure Google would be AI king

Tf happened to NVDA? Decided to join MSFT AH lol

Buy MSFT at the open?

What are the chances MSFT at least goes flat tomorrow? 2%

How tf do I get it wrong? Lost on both Msft and Meta..... Someone looking for a cheap gigo*o? I need money please

So basically MSFT is at 2020 prices based on the USD depreciation

https://preview.redd.it/v001geqhn6gg1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f062dae0e954b91b2dfe2e9acd70ebb7dded21bd If you look closely, you can see exactly when MSFT earnings were released

MSFT should rebound tomorrow from this dip

ofc i got msft calls and tsla puts only shiny rocks can save me now

Very happy with my meta call and msft puts. I may even break even this week

MSFT below 450 is a gift

buying a gold mimer in a state run by an african military junta > msft

Dollar down -10% this year so if you bought MSFT a year ago… you’re not up 3 but down 7% LOL

Are we gonna get the death cross on msft

Take MSFT and NVDA out of MAG7 and replace them with SNDK and GLD

#MSFT: "We made $100 billion in profits last year" #Market: "Yeah but do you have hype and empty promises like Elon?" #LMAO🤌

how tf is SPY down when everyone has posted beats. wtf MSFT

MSFT about to repeat the dead decade of now growth. Satya getting overzealous on AI and still can’t beat on Azure. Lmao is it over? Has cloud computing finally peaked?? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Calls on MU, SNDK, MSFT, AMZN, GOOGL. FUCK ALL THE BEARS

Watch nance dump her $50M sale of Apple stock into msft calls.

MSFT gonna follow META behavior over the past 2 months. Don’t miss the opportunity

Fuck it.. MSFT shares at 450 for a bounce

I would not touch msft

MSFT calls at open, right?

NBIS getting the sympathy kick in the balls thanks to MSFT.  

Congrats to meta call holders i had msft🥲

So why did msft die again?

Wonder which stock will have juicier post earnings movement afterthe IV crush tomorrow: TSLA, MSFT, or META?

wasnt msft earnings good

cmon MSFT do sumn (good)

Msft haven’t seen these lows since… last week

Now imagine meta fades by open and msft recovers by open 😈

Just bought 200 shares of MSFT here. Hoping for some recovery and sell pre market. I guess we will see.