MSFT

Am i retarded y r ppl spamming abt a crash, only MSFT is down and SPY is flat

Msft can lick my fucking balls

MSFT down -10% at open at this rate. It's just money

What has MSFT even done besides make progressively shittier versions of Windows and Xbox, which doesn't even sell half as well as Playstation? Send it to 0

When’s the msft bleeding going to stop?!?!

MSFT is only up 2% from a year ago today. I think loading MSFT leaps next month after all banks adjust price target. The amount of CapEx being spent is going to translate into huge profits, otherwise all the execs are gone by Christmas.

META +7% MSFT -7% Perfect equilibrium

I somehow caught the MSFT and got out with like $900 on the first bounce… thank the Lord

Fuck my life fuck you msft

I'd rather own MSFT than POS Meta or Tesla

MSFT keeps drilling, WTF?

Oh god MSFT keeps dying lol

Buy MSFT dip or hell nah?

Alright MSFT, see you at $400

MSFT is dragging the market down.... 🤨🤨 Fkn garbage

K guys, when UNH, MSFT and HOOD calls?

META 🤝 MSFT Going in way too early on half baked ai ideas 

I am playing via stocks on MSFT during their earnings call cause it looks like a straight shit show. Need some spice in my life.

Msft is a butthole man and I’m super depressed and probably gunna buy a cat and not feed it

Msft fked me hard again

Yesterday Reddit made the loser board which I own. Today MSFT made the loser board which I own. What's next

I FEEL BAD FOR ANYONE WHO HELD MSFT CALLS THROUGH EARNINGS

MSFT stock looking for those dead rich-folk in that little submarine

It has now been, what, three straight quarters MSFT beating expectations with record breaking quarters and also three straight quarters of stock price decline. Efficient market my ass.

Why is MSFT now just crashing out hard?

I'm up 8% on Meta. Bad news? I'm down -8% on MSFT

Imagine if they announced Outlook search was fixed and it would no longer gaslight you with emails that appear sent until you see them in drafts the next day. MSFT +20%

MSFT, got dammit!

WOW wth happen to msft

Look at the MSFT chart. It’s getting spammed down when it hits 481.60. Something weird going on.

what is happening on the msft call?

Oh lordy MSFT..what the fuck happen to you?

Did MSFT say AI slop again

oof. Was chatting with a friend earlier and he bought both META and MSFT to play ER's. Pretty sure he just washed himself

hoping on samsung and sk hynix earnings call to deliver a boost but I am assuming msft will drag the nasdaq with all openai partners

Uhh MSFt off cliff now

MSFT call is terrible

MSFT is a giant turd

msft could drop another 50 and still be overvalued calls will (sadly) finance altman

msft call is horrible

The swings on MSFT are wild. I feel like I am watching a boxing match between bol and ber

Not understanding why MSFT is going down on such a great quarter

TSLA down but MSFT on the way up. Thats the way it should be 😤

Msft and Tesla gonna trade positions

TSLA and MSFT better not drag META down with it before open tomorrow!

How was Msft guidance?

Msft being down is the only reason we have blown through the highs yet. We’re blowing through the highs tomorrow

MSFT is the next META 🤣

so msft falls from more than doubled capex, but meta doesnt lol

TSLA and MSFT might fuck META gains tomorrow. Terrible earnings call