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so msft falls from more than doubled capex, but meta doesnt lol

TSLA and MSFT might fuck META gains tomorrow. Terrible earnings call

MSFT is up 4.7% from a year ago today. This CapEx shit better be worth it

on track to give back weekly earnings with earnings plays no more (ty msft)

My msft calls just got gaped

I will boycott msft products if it doesn't open at 500

MSFT: We are spending insane amounts of money chasing AI Markets: wow such mismanagement, dumping all my holdings META: We are making more money than ever and plan on blowing all of it chasing AI Markets: wow such amazing results please take all of my money for more of your stock

BAG 3: MSFT, AMZN, TSLA NVDA, GOOG, AAPL and META are doing ok

Remove shitty MSFT from the NASDAQ - send its ass back to the NYSE Single-handedly shitting on my QQQ Calls

MSFT CEO sounds like an AI robot

msft has to be removed from the mag7 zuck >>>>Nadella

MSFT late to conference call.

Yes, I will sacrifice my msft position for meta and google. Thanks

Cmon msft raise guidance by 1000%

Short TSLA and META, long MSFT. And long WHR. I shit you not

Pooping rn thinking about why I bought MSFT

gotta love how as long as TSLA has *anything* positive about earnings, it goes up meanwhile other places need to ass-blast everything in order to not drop MSFT slight softening in cloud growth, but beat on everything, -5% TSLA revenue miss? Doesn't matter because EPS beat, +5%

If you invested in MSFT in 1935 you are now negative on the investment.

MSFT is 6% of SPY, so that might have something to do with it.

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MSFT ruined my mood 😤

Cope harder for those MSFT calls LMAO🤌

If msft raises guidence during call, tomorrow going to be green as fuk

TSLA investors realize their child is Special Needs and try to reward them for small victories like not eating paste. Meanwhile MSFT investors scowl at their child for only finishing second in a national math contest.

did msft guide yet??

I just don't understand why msft keeps going down

Is $msft really gonna close that gap from 400?

Why is msft down ? Is it because of slower cloud growth? What am i missing folks

How tf u lose money on msft. Zoom out and remember they went straight up to dethrone apple until nvidia showed up

I’m sorry to everyone who’s long msft, this is my fault selling csps

META I don't disagree, I can't understand their numbers but it looks like they very cash flow positive. But in the least MSFT matches them on that. One is up \~10% the other down \~5%. Tesla however is selling less cars, is selling less grid and solar, selling no robots, and can't compete on price with competitors. I think by open tomorrow everything narrows.

How’d you manage to buy a slow and steady moving stock near the all time highs. Msft and appl are the safest stocks in the world they might not go parabolic but they will eventually always go back up

MSFT has plenty of beef and does the opposite. Go figure

MSFT earnings call will be interesting. No stake but going to listen in.

Should’ve gone for msft and Meta puts. Beating expectations doesn’t mean shit rn

Fucking unreal I closed my META csps early bc of mango this week. Then sold msft 440 csps today. Been a shitty week

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Me with $535 avg on MSFT 💀 this shit is never recovering

I did everything right this earning. Sold most of MSFt calls and hold on to one. Then I forgot I still have a huge position in Meta. 🚀🚀🚀🚀

Sorry guys that was me, bought an MSFT call 5 mins before close. Would have shot up if I hadn't done that.

MSFT is a long term play evidently, but today isn’t its day. One of these earnings it’s going to smoke everyone.

Not what I would go all in on. Msft in the morning if it doesn’t recover before the bell though…

Meta comes down to 4% msft goes up to -2%. The Q's stay flat. Theta gank thinks they win and bam market opens everything shoots whenever they want

Not gonna sell my msft leaps, i think this reverses in the morning.

You know someone in here gotta msft lotto calls BUT pondered meta before hand lmao

MSFT beat on bottom and top and bottom lines, cloud revenue up, one of the largest AI investments out there, stock getting smoked. CEO kinda boring TSLA isn't selling less of everything it sells quarter to quarter. Cost of product will go up, and BYD is eating their lunch. Their accounting doesn't make sense as usual. But Elmo sells snake-oil better than anyone in history. META don't even know how they make money, but the Lizard King runs middle Earth so they have unlimited potential apparently 2026 from WH to Wallstreet: The year of the 'Cult of Personality'

Third time betting on MSFT at earnings and getting absolutely smoked

Some MM working a job on MSFT

oh geeze. i didn't even look that low. i sold 462.5p plus a call credit spread at 510/515. if i get assigned so be it, MSFT at cost basis of 456 is ok in my book.

Msft going to keep qqq from opening at new highs then we rally through the highs tomorrow as msft takes off