MSFT

Msft going to keep qqq from opening at new highs then we rally through the highs tomorrow as msft takes off

Meanwhile msft eating crayons in the corner

Should i full port into MSFT shares tomorrow?

oh we all thought it was MSFT. The fuck are you doing investing in $NOW? at least heavily enough that you can't giggle at a friendly nibble 5% dip.

Fuck me I had MSFT calls and META puts

MSFT: cool down

its probably MSFT

We going in on this MSFT dip or nah

Probably MSFT

MSFT?

MSFT and NOW getting cooookedd

MSFT, why you do the opposite META *He says as he’s holding both

Everything green except MSFT thanks bill gates!

bought meta last earnings lost 4k, bought msft this earnings and im down 2k meanwhile meta +11%..

Could msft bounce with a good earnings call??

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Msft to 0

Reason why $MU is popping is because $MSFT and $META missed on capex btw

Could msft bounce with a good earnings call??

Gonna buy some MSFT leaps at open

If I could, I'd swap the movements on msft tsla. One company helps run the world with its software and hardware, the other makes shitty cars with declining revenue and earnings but is totally not a car company, despite over 70% of its revenue coming from selling shitty cars.

Thank you GOOG for this nice after hours move. Hopefully the momentum continues for their earnings next week. If RH gives me more margin by tomorrow open I will buy some MSFT shares at these prices. Need a 17% move up in GOOG by 2/14 or I lose my banbet but I can live with that cuz GOOG is making me so much money.

MSFT green after earnings call in 45 minutes

No way MSFT doesn't rocket tomorrow

That MSFT dump accounts for like 0.2% of my port, which was otherwise up 2.6% overall today. Completely insignificant loss but it still has ruined my afternoon. Gah. Oh well. Nothing CouplaBeers can't fix, and be back to do it over over again tomorrow. My move tomorrow is to hold that position overnight and see if it bounces back.

nothing makes sense, MSFT dumping, TSLA pumping

MSFT cratering

1. TSLA: >Revenue: $24.90 billion vs $24.79 billion, estimated >>Up 3% 2. MSFT: >Revenue: $81.27 billion vs $80.831 billion, estimated >>Down 5%

My bad I had puts on tesla and calls on msft

MSFT is down

Made my earnings bets on ASML & MSFT. How do you think I'm feeling

MSFT wtf?

I bought meta calls and MSFT puts 😍😍😍😍😍

Msft and tsla beat, but the one that goes down isnt the one i had puts on

Wow didn’t know MSFT caused a nuclear war. That is a fuck of an oversell even with their capex

slv is going to 200, mu is going to 1000, but all i want is for msft to go back to 555.

soo SPY barely moved from the earnings, more weight in MSFT than META?

Scam Altman is ruining MSFT

bro this is insane $GOOGL is FLYING $META IS ROCKETING I FUCKING HAVE $MSFT LMAO

MSFT BEAT ?? 🤮🤮👎📉 META BEAT ?? 😍😍👍📈

ironically ARM is being held back by MSFT and its increasingly shittier OS but yes intel panther lake seems to be very good

ORCL -51% because oai is half of their 600B cloud backlog MSFT -3% because oai is half of their 600B cloud backlog aws/azure are the crown jewels of amzn/msft. now msft is being *praised* for diversity from cloud. wait, what?

MSFT BEAT ON EVERY METRIC AND STILL WENT DOWN THIS MARKET IS RIGGED BLACROCK IS INVERSING ME

Msft?

Shoulda bought more META omfg instead bought some MSFT

In case you're wondering why MSFT is dumping, it's so your $700c's don't print

Msft is exactly why I don’t play earnings. Shit makes no sense

Msft beats earnings by 7% and dumps 7%. Makes sense

why did MSFT drop? they beat expectations