MSFT

My msft and orcl are completely dead.

Oh so MSFT wants to keep dying. Useless fuck

Msft to 0

Ok its been confirmed, MSFT is a piece of flaming shit

Whoever told me to get MSFT calls…

MSFT good results and just lost $1T in value.... Joke!

Some of this is just wild NOW at $100 ORCL at $150 - Larry Ellison = fastest reverse Billionaire speed run MSFT closing back in on $3 Trillion 😂

I bought MSFT $475c for June when it dropped after earnings down 30% already. Feeling like I should cut my losses but maybe this is the bottom? What do you guys think?

Microstrategy dropped the "Micro" from its name to avoid being confused with a weak, failing company like MSFT

Sold my SLV calls to buy MSFT. Am I genius?

MSFT I need you to take a Cialis or something. Let’s get you from MircoSOFT to MicroHARD baby.

MSFT 6DTE $437.5c am i fuk

It’s frankly incredible. Market is down like less than 1% from all time highs and yet: MSFT down like 30% from ath, NVDA flat for 7 months+, AMZN flat for like a year+, META swinging like a meme stock, GOOG of all stocks is ripping non-stop and AAPL has been fairly flat and market underperforming. Just weird. Are we shifting to value from growth? Wassup widdit?

Who’s buying MSFT calls

MSFT price the same as it was in 1/2024. Disgusting.

btw, msft u suck big time, thanks

$MSFT is the easiest 100% gain play in the market rn. Ridiculous what‘s happening.

Msft pumping out of control!! Don't miss the boat woooooo!!! ... How I feel after seeing it stop tanking for 5min and rise up a single dollar (still down $11 from yesterday's close which was already down 12% from a week ago btw)

Backing up the truck and loading up absolutely dirt cheap MSFT puts on this fake bounce

tuition fees on msft calls really taught them a lesson

made 4.5k scalping SPY and QQQ today, net gain of $1.76 because of MSFT

MSFT bulls need to chill the fuck out... it will find its bottom soon.. around 390 - 400. Personally, i like how cheap this is but cant afford to buy this dip.

MSFT puts free money.

Whoever is selling MSFT and NVDA, your grandma is a ho.

LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP MSFT PUTS BEFORE THE PLUNGE TO $390

MSFT only makes like infinity trillion dollars per year but the stock is tanking

Scammvidia and Msft are two pos .... Change my mind 🤨

idk i bought more msft and amzn on this dip we'll see if the dip keeps dipping

All in on long dated MSFT Calls. Now I sleep.

MSFT at 411 maybe the bottom. I just dont get the fear here. This will be at 450 in a week

Anyone else pick up that MSFT dip?

I dumped IREN and ONDS calls for a loss yesterday morning to full port MSFT. Lost out on thousands in gains and gained thousands in losses. Very cool, I'm an investor! I'm not sure anyone else has made a worse move than that recently. Other than the regards who thought pypl earnings were about to be positive...

Man I would of been better off buying TGT than MSFT. That is some bullshit right there.

If MSFT goes sub 400 I’m buying all of it

Any time SNDK dips it is just free money. At this rate SNDK is going to overtake MSFT in market cap.

PUSH PUSH MSFT

At this point I'd be an idiot not to buy post Q3 earnings MSFT calls right?

I said MSFT calls 15 minutes ago and I didn’t fucking enter.

MSFT gives rare opportunities like crashing 20%+ every once in a while and here you are paralyzed Not zero day advice

Just so you all know, once upon not so long time ago, MSFT hovered around $408 for a long time, $414.. $430.. It was so boring I remembered. From pure memory alone, could be wrong. When someone said $430 was the bottom I instantly remembered there were more levels I endured the boringness of.

Let’s go MSFT Start pumping

MSFT + 7% day soon amiright

MSFT V incoming ?

MSFT looking like bankrupt and delisted by eoy 🦉

MSFT losing against inflation, losing against dollar value, and losing against MAG7. What a shitshow

Copilot said MSFT is a buy. Sounds legit to me.

Jesus did MSFT just repeat the n-word over and over again in their earnings call?

Getting some MSFT leaps here

MSFT is a buy for me, dawg.

Dang. MSFT really dying huh?