MSFT

Two days ago in the daily thread there was some highly regarded lad ranting about some bad news that will tank Microsoft. I ignored the ranting lunatic but wish I had listened and now I can’t find the alleged comment. I just bought a single lottery MSFT put because I am convinced it’s all insider trading but now I am the ranting lunatic. Does anyone know why it’s actually dropping? Was this mysterious shitposting figure an insider or a crackhead?

That's it. I'm buying a MSFT put to stop this insanity.

can i please just have one dead cat bounce on MSFT? just drilling day after day

MSFT down 7.5% this week and 23.5% YTD, when does it end my god

Can’t even image the MSFT blood bath if spy was red

where is the bottom for MSFT, this is getting ridiculous

holy fuck you POS msft I thought 375 was the bottom shit is going to 200

msft puts, massive red candle once 370 is broken

i can’t believe MSFT of all companies is gonna be the one to destroy my portfolio

Is MSFT getting hammered because of their close relationship with OpenAI? And AMZN being rewarded for Anthropic? (Not that amzn has been great tho lol)

I just want MSFT to… Suck my left nut

Why the fuckkkk did I buy MSFT calls

Msft is never getting back to my entry. Selling $440 csp into earnings was the biggest financial mistake I ever made aside from meeting my daughters mother

if you like msft at 370 you’ll love it at 345

If you thought MSFT was a bargain at $400, then you should be panic selling right now. Cuz fuck msft. 😭

genuinely what happened to msft

Keep buying MSFT stupid bulls 🤣 Gimme your hard earned money 🤣 Omg. It’s tanking AGAIN🤣 What a surprise 🤣 LMAO🤌

full port msft puts

Should I sell my lousy Fubo shares and spend it all on MSFT CALLS?

Help, my grandfather left me his MSFT shares in his will

msft is fried man

Absolutely MASSIVE resistance at $370 for MSFT Should hit $360 by EOW conservatively

Too bad but I have no money left to buy msft

MSFT red, ghey shit

#MSFT penny stock soon

To be fair, homies, Copilot is a piece of shit and MSFT products are as inefficient as the government. Some companies should flop.

It’s kinda getting funny at this point. But I still feel bad for msft bag holders. People forget cash is a position and it seems like a lot of people bought just because it was considered “safe”

MSFT is re releasing Windows XP (25 year anniversary edition)

MSFT might actually get to the april low lmao

Msft is dumping because Iran it was the greatest market for Windows XP and excel 2003. Imagine all destroyed.

If you bought MSFT in January of 2024, congratulations, you've lost money.

MSFT isn't going bankrupt guys, they're still pulling over $100bn in annual net revenue. This is a fucking *sale*. If you load up now, you're gonna be glad you did come 2027.

MSFT is garbage now

God punishing msft for Gates debauchery in Epstein Island

Msft fired is diversity officer. Maybe it'll start making money now

MSFT extinction event (generational buying opportunity)

LMFAO MSFT (im a bull)

So fucking regret not selling msft at $410 a few weeks ago fml man

wow so MSFT really just giving up ALL of its gains for 2025

What's the bottom for MSFT?

msft deserves everything that's coming their way. only so many times you can burn your customers. the AI money has been so malinvested at that company. rentiers that will fade to obscurity ala IBM. They will peter around for the next 30 years and do nothing.

Tinfoil hat: the market doesn’t have to crash. They can crash 1 company at a time. This week it’s MSFT. Who knows who is next. And the Russell expands because they still have to put that money somewhere.

MSFT short = easy money

someone celebrated MSFT leaps few days ago

Msft and Google ale war companies and oil rafineries

With the recent tankage in MSFT I thought I was gonna haveta get a job as a Wal-Mart greater, so I practiced my "Welcome to Wal-Mart bit. But now that MSFT might be going tits up Imma have to practice my "Welcome to Wendy's" bit with no pants on. Fuck

tesla pumping more than msft despite msft being down -20% just wild how shit this stock is

How do msft calls make literally $0 on a pump but even the smallest drop you lose 10%

msft is a shitcoin now

anyone else also thinking a short term bounce on msft, googl?