MSFT

PUMP MSFT PLEASE GO LIKE META

You’re telling me msft calls don’t make sense. But tsla calls do? How does any of this shit work bro?

Get up there, MSFT, you nailed your shit, don’t be the MAG7 cuck!

#Updated MAG7 Earnings Report: #NFLX - MISSED #NVDA - #MSFT - MISSED #AMZN - #AAPL - #TSLA - BEAT #GOOG - #META - BEAT #LMAO🤌

WTF are these MSFT minute candles

My META calls in the money and MSFT calls ded so break even

If I had money I’d be buying MSFT

MSFT lmaoooooooo

I saw MSFT -7%, looked at the earnings, and was like... WHAT?

MSFT was going down 5% so META and TSLA had to go up 5% or else SPY price might change. Simple stuff

the headline for MSFT on hood is so funny "Microsoft Q2 earnings and revenue beat, but the stock falls". like no one knows why they fell hahah

If MSFT recovers SPY 700 tomorrow

Why MSFT down?

Smashing the buy button on MSFT tomorrow

Gonna need msft to learn from meta and go to andromeda

Is Msft a good buy? I read it beat estimates? Seems a bit excessive

capex spending came in heavy in both MSFT and META -> semicap stocks and memory

Msft flat by open

Why is MSFT down?

Wouldn't have bet MSFT drop and META climb.

META reversing, now I just need MSFT to reverse also

Msft is going to be green by open

MSFT DONT GO UP WTFFF

msft gets punished for doing great

I had MSFT calls and TSLA calls because WSB sentiment was bullish on MSFT and Bearish on TSLA. Hedged in case sentiment was correct

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MSFT about to pull a meta

So MSFT double beats and gets killed meanwhile silver goes up infinitely because rock shiny

RIP MSFT calls

Of course I have MSFT

MSFT please pull a META

Where did MSFT miss

Msft beat ?

I'm not even in MSFT but why tf is it tanking 😂😂

MSFT tanks while TSLA pumps lmao

Meta puts msft calls Tesla puts lfggggggg

Meta and tesla up, msft down. Absolute clown show

MSFT is a boomer dividend stock who fuckin cares lol

TSLA mooning somehow 😂🫵 fucking MSFT

So MSFT beats expectations and puts? What does that even mean???????? IG it means let's sell because WHY NOT?

#MAG7 Earnings Report: #NFLX - MISSED #NVDA - #MSFT - MISSED #AMZN - #AAPL - #TSLA - #GOOG - #META - MISSED #LMAO🤌

fuck msft i tuess

Inverse wsb really works lol. Tesla calls Msft puts gg idiots. Did a strangle on meta and thats up too

I bought MSFT calls

Msft and meta calls, tesla puts because of vibes Vibes are off

MSFT crashing like Outlook on a random Tuesday

Lol I flipped a coin between MSFT and TSLA.puts. guess which I chose 🤮

Bought some after hours MSFT at $450 with fidelity, because why not

TSLA shits the bed: +4%. MSFT good earnings: -7%. Can't make this shit up.

i forgot msft had earnings today and my stop loss got triggered at 450$ for -2000, well shiet