MSFT

Can someone explain to me why MSFT is selling off the earnings were stellar

Yeah ghey bears! mSFT.. now META! 💃💃💃🤣

F\*ck MSFT

MSFT down 6.66%

RIP all options earnings gamblers now i will buy options on discount for msft

MSFT you keep drilling like that you might discover a new oil patch

$MSFT | Microsoft Q2 Earnings Highlights 🔹 Revenue: $81.27B (Est. $80.31B) 🟢; UP +17% YoY 🔹 EPS: $5.16 (Est. $3.93) 😑; UP +60% YoY 🔹 Intelligent Cloud: $32.91B (Est. $32.39B) 🟢; UP +29% YoY 🔹 Azure & Other Cloud (ex-FX): +38% (Est. +38%) 🟡 🔹 Microsoft Cloud: $51.5B; UP +26% YoY 🔹 Commercial RPO: $625B; UP +110% YoY Productivity & Business Processes 🔹 Revenue: $34.1B; UP +16% YoY 🔹 Microsoft 365 Commercial cloud: UP +17% YoY 🔹 Microsoft 365 Consumer cloud: UP +29% YoY 🔹 LinkedIn: UP +11% YoY 🔹 Dynamics 365: UP +19% YoY More Personal Computing 🔹 Revenue: $14.3B; DOWN -3% YoY 🔹 Windows OEM and Devices revenue: UP +1% YoY 🔹 Xbox content and services revenue: DOWN -5% YoY 🔹 Search & news advertising (ex-TAC): UP +10% YoY Financials 🔹 Operating Income: $38.3B; UP +21% YoY 🔹 Net Income: $38.5B; UP +60% YoY Capital Return 🔹 Returned $12.7B to shareholders via dividends & share repurchases CEO Commentary – Satya Nadella 🔸 “We are only at the beginning phases of AI diffusion and already Microsoft has built an AI business that is larger than some of our biggest franchises," 🔸 “We are pushing the frontier across our entire AI stack to drive new value for our customers and partners.” CFO Commentary – Amy Hood 🔸 “Microsoft Cloud revenue crossed $50 billion this quarter, reflecting the strong demand for our portfolio of services,” 🔸 “We exceeded expectations across revenue, operating income, and earnings per share.”

My MSFT calls are ded RIP

MSFT will be forced by the market to cut spending. No way they can keep this shit up with the stock tanking. Will affect all hardware

Yes, MSFT is transitioning to a gold mining company

Windows doesn't even work properly anymore, good riddance MSFT

Pelosi didn’t buy META MSFT leaps, why would you bet against her?

Hold the Line META MSFT

Oh my god. Lost 70% of my port with atm spx calls so I ape into qqq calls because wsb is bullish and then msft shits the fucking bed. Just fucking kill me

Chill on MSFT, they don't report guidance until the call.

Not lookin good for tsla meta and msft Dame

MSFT and META send their regards. So fak your calls and fuk your puts!

Glad my gut feeling told me to stay out of MSFT

Thanks msft you piece of shit

MSFT, Once again.

Bought MSFT at $490 what a loser I am 😅

Did msft post warning yet

I said fuck it and bought a singular MSFT call today :)

are the numbers out for Meta + MSFT?

Surely the first move is always wrong…plz sent msft flying up to $500

Thank God I got the fuck out of MSFT calls Can't believe TSLA still doesn't budge. Barely fucking moves on earnings

What is MSFT? Is that like a different type of GLD??? 🤔

IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE MISPLAYED MSFT AT THIS TIME

$MSFT DOWN BECAUSE OF WHAT???? NO GUIDENCE?

META!!! Why are you spending 115-130 billion dollars when you have nothing to show for it? Fuck my life. I’m a bag holder lol. I know long term it’s good but damn! But msft just ripped me. Bah gawd. 😭😭

Omfg Msft

MSFT got Luigied

msft is big shit

Wtf how hard did msft miss

Msft and meta with the nuclear piss missle to hell. What is going on.

I have msft puts, so don't worry. This cliff dive will recover by market open.

my SPY puts better save the MSFT stocks I bought today.

Msft fell off a cliff rip

BRUH??? $MSFT INSANE

Someone pls hild me i have msft

#META and MSFT went bankrupt LMAO🤌

Yo what the hell happened to msft?

welp MSFT just erased almost 3 weeks of gains in 3 minutes

#Told ya! Both MSFT and META missed just as I predicted. LMAO🤌

Wtf just happened to MSFT?

WTF is msft

Wtf happening to MSFT? Earnings are good

My MSFT puts are saved

HAHAHAH msft meta suck i knew it sold half my calls before bell (but the other half are toast)

It was obvious that MSFT announced the chips a few days earlier bc the earnings were going to rock the stock