MSFT

MSFT REPORTED EARNINGS EPS of $4.14 beating expectations of $3.86 Revenue of $81.3B beating expectations of $80.3B

If u are wondering why MSFT and META both dumping. Becoz I got calls.

rip MSFT calls

Meta and Msft drilling. lol.

Did Blackrock just remove MSFT from their playbook or smth.

SPY crashing in AH due to MSFT. The last 32 years was just a big bull trap. Starting from 2026, the next multiple decades will be straight down. Your grandkids will see SPY back in double digits. Bull is fuck.

Ouchie MSFT

Microsoft Q2 2026 Earnings $MSFT eps est 3.92 EPS $5.16, est. $3.92 Revenue $81.27B, est. $80.31B Intelligent Cloud revenue $32.91B, est. $32.39B Azure & other cloud revenue ex-FX +38%, est. +38%

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Amzn msft meta all diving

I looked at the Msft weeklies being up 600% and that was the only reason I sold them 10 minutes after buying. Knew they wouldn’t print like that

Oh my gosh. Look at msft

MSFT and META with the drill!

not looking good for MSFT

MSFT crashing

lol meta and Msft how the fuck are these tanking with consecutive beats and raises

MSFT and META AH 💀

lol MSFT

META and MSFT drilling for oil

Msft 😦

LMAO MSFT JUST TANKED THE FUCKING MARKET

Leggo AAPL AND MSFT

RR robotics. MSFT collaboration.

MSFT either making me rich soon or hella depressed

If I had MSFT puts I'd be shitting myself

MSFT ripping into earnings?

Meta up TSLA down msft bottom of earth

Msft put and meta calls for me - yall welcome

Seeing millions of MSFT and meta calls on flow

MSFT AAPL AMZN META all in the red but will pump after hours once earnings get released. Market gonna be above 7000 and then trend up

Meta, MSFT, TSLA earnings out at 4 PM ET?

MSFT obviously going to beat 

Ain’t no way another round of beats and raises are priced in at these beaten up prices for Msft and meta

Kinda feels like meta tesla and msft ER gonna fuck calls and puts

If TSLA, MSFT and META clutch up we will see 700 SPY for the first time :O

Bpught tommorrow spy calls. Msft and meta will solo pump it over 700 lol

Most boring FOMC day in a while real move is with meta and MSFT now.

\*BLOOMBERG: FED LEAVES $MSFT UNCHANGED AT 481, TARGET RANGE 480-482

The real ones are waiting with abated breath for Waste Management's earnings, not TSLA, META, IBM, and MSFT.

ER plays: short TSLA long MSFT long META

Msft beating earnings and gonna pump or what?

!banbet MSFT $500 1d

Inflation and DXY adjusted - NVDA is only up 10% since oct 2024. Tesla is at Jan 2025 levels MSFT AAPL AMZN META are basically back to 2012 levels. Orangoman popped the bubble.

Msft calls pr puts? Need to gamble big today

MSFT to $500

You already have a bet going - MSFT to 490.0 before 28-Jan-2026 02:28 PM -05

JPOW will give us a nice dip for tech earnings. Probably getting MSFT and QQQ calls

Msft has a lot more going for it than their atrocious co pilot and OS.

What are we thinking about MSFT? Their copilot product is utterly dog shit, their operating system is broken as fuck. So I guess the only logical choice is to buy some calls?

TSLA calls (i’d be regarded otherwise), MSFT calls (just bc), META puts (needs perf earnings imo)